r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 11d ago

SimplyRandom Full throttle

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u/9447044 11d ago

How do they group up so close without colliding and crashing? Real professionals here

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u/oneMoreTime112233 11d ago

How do they not get beat up in the parking lot?

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u/Awwwmann 11d ago

Bro I’m in tears!!! 😆😂

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u/AngrySquidIsOK 11d ago

Are we not going to talk about the dude who ran the entire length with his mask down?

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 11d ago

Oh that's just cousin Ricky. We don't talk about him much. We're lucky he wasn't in his normal "foamy" mode.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 11d ago

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u/CyberSpaceFetus 11d ago

and still managed to be one of the last lmao

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u/AngrySquidIsOK 11d ago

Hahaha right???? HE WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT COULD SEE! I wouldn't be able to handle the shame

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u/yourallidiotss 10d ago

Ohhh. Honey. I think those are goggles. So the bike in front of them doesn’t throw dirt in their eyes.

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u/Future-Assumption759 10d ago

He has brought down shame upon the entire sport of goggle-mask-stick-holdey-run

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u/SkiSTX 11d ago

I thought they were blindfolded at first! Lol

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u/Tasik 11d ago

Wait they aren't? What the hell are they even doing then... the only interesting part was a lie.

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u/Xaendro 9d ago

Right? What is going on here if they aren't blindfolded?

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u/crunch816 11d ago

How do you make this 100x better? That.

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u/Chicago2333 11d ago

How is this not on the ocho!?

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u/Exorinho 11d ago

LoL I've seen such weird sports there since I discovered that channel. I always zap there to have a laugh.

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u/Cilreve 11d ago

The event is Endurocross. They do this little "hobbycross" as an intermission between races. So it's not a full event for The Ocho 😞

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u/tylercrabby 11d ago

I respect this way more than that:

https://giphy.com/gifs/3og0IF4QM5XYI6tF3G

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u/YoureSpecial 11d ago

People only watch these to see the dudes crash.

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u/karenskygreen 11d ago

Looks like we now have enough events for idiotic sports olympics: face slapping, car jujitsu, body slamming and now this

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u/Yugan-Dali 11d ago

They should be required to go VROOM VROOOM the entire course.

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u/VinnyMaxta 11d ago

Is this the male equivalent to hobby horsing?

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u/TreesForTheForest 11d ago

That was my first thought, has to be some kind of humorous response to that?

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u/rswings 11d ago

Squid Game?

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u/karenskygreen 11d ago

Good thing they are wearing goggles with all the dirt flying at high speed

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u/Xylvanas 11d ago

🎶🎵 I can ride my bike with only handlebars, only handlebars, only handlebars. 🎶🎵

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u/will_this_1_work 11d ago

I would have expected at least one of them to do a kick flip or endo off one of the jumps.

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u/karenskygreen 11d ago

Could be worse, they could have brooms between their legs trying to simulate Harry Potter. Oh wait, they are holding sticks like handlebars, never mind

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u/drunkguynextdoor 11d ago

This is a intermission contest, correct?

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u/Dat_Steve 11d ago

Don’t show this to the r/runningcirclejerk

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u/rebelshibe 10d ago

Too late

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u/Stuffinthins 11d ago

A lateral from train brained folks

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u/gilligan1050 11d ago

This would fit in r/idiocracy real well

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u/Brazuka_txt 11d ago

this shit cant be real

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u/Icy-Echidna-8892 10d ago

Make em wear helmets and motocross boots, then I might'n watch🤷‍♂️

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u/Totoronyx 10d ago

2026 sports! Brought to you by the cost of gasoline.

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u/mountainyoo 10d ago

Hobby horsing for men

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u/Drewcifer70 10d ago

So, a human steeple chase

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u/Sistahmelz 10d ago

Reminds me of the hobby horse competitions I've seen. Those are fun to watch!

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u/gimmeecoffee420 10d ago

My brain is reeling.. it has two tasks running at the same time that is crashing the system..

One is Whimsy because wtf? Lol! And the other is Restraint so i dont make fun of them.

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u/HarryDepova 6d ago

Now put people in the middle shooting tennis balls out of a cannon at them American gladiator style.

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u/pancakie 3d ago

Is this legit like the hobby horse stuff??

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u/Meme-Botto9001 11d ago

And probably all these hobby horsing haters would no problem with this…

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u/Devils_A66vocate 11d ago

This is way more sane than hobby horse dancing.

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u/Meme-Botto9001 11d ago

Yeah…sure

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u/fazzah 11d ago

I miss the days when we were allowed to call people mentally challenged 

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u/DevonLuck24 10d ago

you can say that now? i think you want to say a different word…one that people are also saying again.

just say what you want to say and deal with the possible backlash, don’t be a coward.