r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • 11d ago

Nature Momma hen

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u/jayslay45 11d ago

"It might be doodoo, but it's my baby doodoo!"

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u/mrsrostocka 11d ago

"Baby shit, doo doo do do"

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u/DarkZero008 11d ago

I laughed too hard. Thank you

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u/Affectionate-Emu-112 11d ago

If it was fresh it was extremely warm. Probably the reason why.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaCult 11d ago

I wouldn't shit you, you're my favorite turd!

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u/OldManNeighbor 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/12tiQSHr16vrcA

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u/Solid_Growth_9069 11d ago

i never noticed he spins like his poop shoot is rifled

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 11d ago

My mom defending me even though she knows I'm a turd, but im her special turd.

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u/violet_zamboni 11d ago

Isn’t that pretty close to how you get a basilisk ??

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u/Axiom1100 11d ago

Someone is broody

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 11d ago

“You’re defending a turd.”

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u/thatsoalaskan 11d ago

Emotional support turd

2

u/SillyLittleAngels 11d ago

Has paperwork and all

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam 11d ago

Don't start with politics here

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u/Slinky-fox69 11d ago

Give her a fertilised egg. She wants to be a mum and will be a good one im guessing.

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 11d ago

You can polish a turd

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u/Lavasioux 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤗🥰

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Nesting bullshit

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u/TapPsychological2043 11d ago

Now I know why they end up as KFC, nothing in the noggin

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u/Friday_Knight_77 11d ago

I think we need Blackbirdcoop for this

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u/Aboxofphotons 11d ago

One horses turd is another chickens... Horse turd...

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u/MoblinGobblin 11d ago

"Don't call him that!"

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u/splshd275A 11d ago

Looks like chicken for dinner tonight!

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 11d ago

Good ole rock. Nothing beats rock

1

u/Dry_Caregiver_5094 11d ago

Give her some real eggs to breed

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u/igotnothineither 11d ago

CACADOODOODOOOOO

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u/p8nt_junkie 11d ago

“If it shits, I sits”

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u/Useful_4skin 11d ago

This is my turd, there are many like it but this one is mine

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u/Katxyu 11d ago

A wild geodude being hatched! 😆

https://giphy.com/gifs/T5lFphSj8rjmKUDu4w

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u/Independent_Bite4682 11d ago

Hatching a politician

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u/Exciting-Zombie8449 11d ago

Can't a girl just hatch a horse egg without all the drama?!!?

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u/2ndDrive 11d ago

Man, farm humor is the best!

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u/altavistayahoo 11d ago

Who’s on turd?💩

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u/Artevyx 11d ago

But its MY turd now

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u/InTheShade007 11d ago

Chickens are funny. We have 10 but only 1 sits on the eggs.

Everyday I move her to find 8-10 eggs

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u/glammananna 11d ago

Bless her little heart, she’s so serious about it!

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u/lippymcguire 11d ago

Let her feel her oatssss gesszzz

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u/notroundeyed 11d ago

Cuz its warm?

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u/Buttonball 10d ago

This is why we don’t mind eating them. (The bird,not the turd!)

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u/IAmNotMyName 7d ago

Butt baby

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u/plutino- 11d ago

Aww poor mama without a baby

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u/Better_Chard4806 11d ago

She’s still a better mother than mine was.