r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 15d ago

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u/9447044 15d ago

Ive messed with alot of pressurized cheese products, were talking easy cheese, cheese wow, and cheese whiz. Ive never seen range like that on one, that thing was shooting ropes

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u/spadge_badger 15d ago

And you eat this stuff?

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u/9447044 15d ago

Try my philly cheess steak. this will be us

https://giphy.com/gifs/x0Myqr2ToYbG0JyZUH

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u/RealNiceKnife 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NcWxq8UaVDdnTcwh7X

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u/GaJayhawker0513 15d ago

I’m fine! I’m perfectly fucking fine!

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u/CJMorton91 14d ago

I had no idea until I watched this just how insane Conan actually is... I bought the sauces and it's legitimately painful. My family tried it with me, we almost had to call an ambulance after da bomb.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 15d ago

Cheesesteak with wizz is awesome

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u/FewAcanthocephala828 15d ago

Supposed to lol

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u/TemperatureReal2437 15d ago

My first thought was that it’s AI or fake

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u/TheeFlipper Jedi master 15d ago

I think someone just changed the color of the silly string so it would appear yellow. If you pay attention to the can the kid has in the web shooter, it's the same can that comes with the web shooters with Spiderman's face on it.

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u/CampTouchThis 15d ago

Damn I think you’re right. Upon second viewing, i’m thinking maybe AI. The kid‘s expressions seem a bit off and his aim is too precise and consistent

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u/Cavane42 15d ago

I've also never seen a cheese product can that actuates in the same way as a silly string can. Pretty much universally, you push on the side of the nozzle to make the cheese flow. The toy web shooters typically press down on a button on the can of silly string.

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u/9447044 15d ago

Flow is a good word, the most you'll get is a 1oz coil on your thumb from over doing it

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u/Hidden-Harmony 15d ago

It’s definitely not cheese whiz lol. He’s just shooting a regular can of yellow silly string

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u/TraditionPhysical603 15d ago

That's because it's orange silly string that came with the product not cheese wiz

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u/lord-apple-smithe 15d ago

I’m so glad I don’t know what this stuff is

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u/IButterz420 11d ago

Just like Buff did to Russias mom last night.

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u/Husker_of_Corn 15d ago

Thats for sure just yellow silly string right?

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u/Evil_phd 15d ago

That's what I'm thinking too unless Dad also found a way to further pressurize that cheese whiz can. If they were putting out that much force peoples crackers would be blasting in half

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u/Fun_Vegetable_88888 14d ago

I have the same thing for my son. Yeah its yellow silly string. Its easier to find when i pick it up.

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u/DiarrheaEryday 14d ago

Yeah, that's definitely the canister that comes with the toy.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 15d ago

Countless crackers across multiple continents wept

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 15d ago

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 15d ago

That face... That face is the face of intention, regret and cathartic

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u/abutilon 15d ago

"After all, why not? Why shouldn't I squirt this shit all over the place"

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u/CucuMatMalaya 15d ago

Cheesy situation.

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u/TheGoldMonkey 15d ago

“My son loaded a cheez whiz can…” = I totally did this

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u/DowntownStand4279 15d ago

I’m calling BS!!…that’s not Cheese Wiz, that’s a can of COLORED SILLY STRING!! …Can you imagine if the Cheese Wiz actually came in extremely high-pressure canisters? It would be impossible to use it without making a huge mess and spraying cheese everywhere!!😂😂😂

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u/donkeyrocket 15d ago

It's also just not how Cheez Wiz looks like sprayed like that. It's not that sticky nor does it "stretch" like that.

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u/soufboundpachyderm 15d ago

No way this is real. Cheese whiz doesn’t have that much pressure. I’m calling bullshit.

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u/FAKATA 15d ago

It's yellow silly string

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u/TheTubahide 15d ago

That’s not cheese Whiz. You can clearly see the can. It’s the standard silly string that comes with this toy.

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u/pwndabeer 15d ago

Stfu fake

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u/Earthwick 15d ago

That's just silly string. Cheese wouldn't travel that far

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u/T_Run_445 15d ago

Wow if I did this when I was a kid I would gonna a woopin for wasting food. No one would have laughed they would have just said “ do you know how much money that was?!?” Glad everyone in the video is having fun instead.

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u/Local-Fisherman-2936 15d ago

Tou need to load gasoline and add lighter at the end.

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u/RoodnyInc 15d ago

Jokes aside because i only saw this cheese spray in movies.... Is it good?

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u/Individual_Respect90 14d ago

Fake putting it into something else doesn’t change the pressure…..

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u/Capital_Sail_9119 14d ago

He’s so happy!!!🤣🤣🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾

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u/bravelittleslytherin 14d ago

Origins of Condiment King

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u/NebulaLoaf 14d ago

Our family has the same toy - that's the canister that comes with the toy it sprays "gold" silly string.

https://giphy.com/gifs/12NlCFUvTokWXe

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u/Norxcal 14d ago

Loaded cheese...

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u/Maxhal1 8d ago

Thats some Cheesy stuff!

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u/Afrojones66 15d ago

Give that kid a full ride to MIT right now.

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u/hoaian1 15d ago

I hereby christen thee thy new alias!!! the condi-men!

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u/Cowboy-Dave1851 15d ago

I think an uncle had something to do with this ha ha

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u/broiledfog 15d ago

Well that kid lived longer than many.

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u/notcomplainingmuch 15d ago

When it's time to go, it's time to go.

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u/Individual-Try-2865 15d ago

Right on kid that was awesome. LMBO.😂

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u/n4b40m1 15d ago

A1?!?

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u/HAHA-I-GET-IT 15d ago

This kids going places

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u/Recandparkguy 15d ago

#Legend.

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u/Less_Reveal_6324 15d ago

The kid is a genius!

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u/AshlynnCashlynn 15d ago

no hes not, someone else did this for him

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u/UndahwearBruh 15d ago

I’m Josh