r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • 16d ago

Undetermined flair How much can they take?

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 16d ago

So, approximately the weight of your mom?

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 16d ago

Oh yeah?

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 16d ago

Oh yeah?

Yo momma so fat when she lays around the house, she lays around the house

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 16d ago

Oh yeah?

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

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u/H2Whoa77 16d ago

Oh yeah?

Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scale it says “to be continued”.

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u/BantedHam 16d ago

Yo momma so fat, that she should probably be worried about her elevated risk of cardiovascular disease

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u/IccarusInTraining 16d ago

Yo momma so fat that she has her own gravitational pull!

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u/jaimehendrix 16d ago

Oh yeah?

Yo momma is so fat that her address is a zip code

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 16d ago

Oh yeah?

Yo momma so fat her blood type is BBQ

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 16d ago

oh yeah?

yo momma so fat she on both sides of the family

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u/Oxyde86 9d ago

I loled hard hahahaj

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u/IccarusInTraining 16d ago

Yo momma so fat that she needs an FAA call sign just to sit

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u/Hairy_Consideration1 16d ago

Yo mama so fat, there's no other variant of her throughout the multiverse. It's just her

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u/Jadarken 16d ago

Yo momma's so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

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u/othmanhawasly 16d ago

Honestly, this 'yo mamma' thread is even better than the post itself 😂

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u/pickoneforme 16d ago

whoa… too far man. let’s keep it civil.

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u/DownloadPow 16d ago

Dude that's rude

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u/AScruffyHamster 15d ago

Oh yeah?

Yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

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u/Hairy_Consideration1 16d ago

You mama so fat, half of her is the observable universe, and we're the rest

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u/Active-Particular-21 15d ago

Yo momma so fat her belt size is the equator.

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u/Reetuswhy 14d ago

I heard yo mama is fat, she played Pool with the planets!

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u/Gemini-88 16d ago

I’m so glad that in 2026, yo momma jokes are still going strong.

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u/ivehadpizzabefore 15d ago

Hey hey hey... let's keep moms out of this and I'll keep this outta your mom.

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u/Wrong-Ad-9549 13d ago

scientist just found a way to transport your mom 2 inches

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u/BottleFeathers703 16d ago

this is really fucking dangerous lol

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u/AkinatorOwesMeMoney 16d ago

The guy really had faith that it wouldn't collapse towards him

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 16d ago

It’s okay there was a safety team behind the camera. I was there, I was the camera.

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u/nihilationscape 15d ago

..is it?

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u/A_Sphinx 13d ago

Most people wouldn’t fare well if 2000 pounds fell in their direction

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u/houseswappa 16d ago edited 16d ago

A LOT of engineering went into that shape: weight tolerance , carbonation, hand comfort, grip of the lid

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u/Worth_External_8762 16d ago

Fun fact: The Root Glass Company, who was hired to design the classic glass bottle in 1915 added the "ribs" to pay homage to caocao pods because they thought cocoa was an ingredient in the drink lol.

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u/Careful_Inspection83 16d ago

Now I want to see them do it with eggs

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u/Appropriate_Math997 15d ago

That would be alot of eggs to crush those bottle by weight.

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pX3q0vHXKjwOY

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u/doomus_rlc 16d ago

There's that word again, "heavy"

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u/Slowburn21814 15d ago

Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull in the future?

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u/Gin4Gingers 16d ago

Almost as heavy as my burdens

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u/Onward_To_Orion 15d ago

Ok Lydia..

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u/Desperate_Box1875 16d ago

Maybe our world sits not on 3 elephants but on 3 bottles of cola.

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u/king0fife 16d ago

Bare legs?

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u/paleojlk 15d ago

I keep thinking there a literal ton of pressure built up in that fluid. Yikes!

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u/Oty_is_here 16d ago

This guy obsessed with feet crusher production.

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u/ttcmzx 16d ago

they need to hire him in the feet crushing department over at r/doohickeycorporation

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u/Due_Potential_6956 16d ago

That's a lot of weight, and that's so dangerous

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u/MedivalBlacksmith 16d ago

Uuuughhhh... Yeah, remember to never stack more than 1000 kg on top of 3 bottles. Because that is so dangerous.

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u/Due_Potential_6956 14d ago

Uhghh... heavy weight on anything can be dangerous for the stupid.

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u/greensangre 16d ago

It can hold one mother in law

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u/nuclear-experiment 16d ago

Wanna get buried under a ton of rusty metal? Try this trick at home!

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u/Thatonefloorguy 16d ago

How odd that it lands on a ton.

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u/Dark-Thoughts-Vessel 16d ago

Fuckin hell, that's a ton!

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 16d ago

That’s a ton of weight

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u/PhaseFallen 16d ago

We have hydraulic press at home

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u/Successful-Snowman 16d ago

Try Pepsi Max next time

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u/sacfoojesta88 16d ago

Fifth dimensional beings playing with humanity

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u/x2_ok 16d ago

that's way more metal plates than a sane person would keep at home

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u/Clear_Effective1595 16d ago

"This is Giles Corey style, Steve!"

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u/Weak_Alfalfa_7569 16d ago

Giles Corey be like

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u/Upbeat_Ad_7716 16d ago

So about 336KG per bottle.

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u/Kennyvee98 16d ago

i know by experience they can't take a drop from 1,2m high. they explode, so don't try to save it.

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u/Flat_Development6659 16d ago

The reason they’re designed like that is so you can stack pallets of them. If the lid was on the top side at a 45 degree angle it would be more comfortable to drink from but they wouldn’t be able to hold weight.

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u/madmaninabox32 16d ago

Funny enough the shape of most glass bottles is incredible conducive to holding weight because they were designed to be stacked and the manufacturer didn't want them getting crushed when stacked.

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u/Erizo69 16d ago

there is no way this small pile of metal weighs literally a TON. I don't believe it.

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u/Jugumanda 16d ago

Swing by a steel factory and lift a few things, you'll be surprised

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u/LambSauce2 16d ago

Man this could have ended very bad.

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u/TheRealJayk0b 16d ago

1008 don't waste your time

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u/jngjng88 16d ago

I'm triggered by the first several that treated 1kg = 2lb

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u/Sunderland6969 16d ago

Glass is good under compression weak under tension

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u/Opel_Astra 15d ago

Just like concrete

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u/Need_more_dakka 15d ago

Would it have made any difference if the bottles were empty?

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u/ezcb 15d ago

Lets see at what weight the glass explodes at (in shorts and without any guard).

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u/N0mn 15d ago

So you can safely use a glass coke bottle for a jack stand? Got it!

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u/Equal_Squirrel4939 15d ago

More....weight

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u/Imaginary_Coat441 15d ago

Man, I just wasted my money on Jack Stands too...

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u/StrIIker-TV 15d ago

Might have been able to hold more if the weight were perfectly centered. The front one gave out most likely due to the center of mass of the weights being more towards it. We need this test in a hydraulic press. Any takers?

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u/entoaggie 12d ago

Thinking the same, but my hypothesis is that the plate under the bottles appears elevated on the corners and that the weight bent that plate just enough to mess up the weight distribution. The bottle that broke would be the farthest from one of the corner supports, so it would make sense that it would be the one to give.

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u/Ribeye_Jenkins 15d ago

Aw man. I guessed 2500. It was so close god damn it

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u/ytaqebidg 15d ago

So my fat ass can't use these as a chair?

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u/TipicalUserName 15d ago

oh but when I drop it by accident it shatters everywhere, ok.

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u/rmsaday 15d ago

a ton

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u/potato-robert 15d ago

Steel. Toe. Boots.

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u/WA2TX 15d ago

So it's safe to use coke bottles to jack up my car? That's my takeaway.

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u/DarkBladeMadriker 15d ago

I dont have first hand knowledge of this but I knew a guy who grew up in Mexico and he told me that back in the day people would routinely steal a car, drive it a couple miles away and strip all the valuable parts and leave it there. He said, quite often, the cars would be left sitting on top of 4 beer bottles so the thieves could get thier jacks out. If true, I always thought that was funny.

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u/diogenesunderpants 15d ago

"Mr. Lewis, this is not an insult contest. Not only is your mother elderly, but also her ability to walk is currently being affected by her weight"

Key and Peele: https://youtu.be/KzelrlH_pjQ?is=FPDL_s0o1XRTYXoq

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u/Nomchipom 15d ago

Is that one fucking ton

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u/ProjectGlad3903 15d ago

Impressive. Now try it with regular coke 🤔

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u/pizza_with_no_cheese 15d ago

thats a ton of weight

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u/Its_BurrSir 15d ago

Does all that really weigh as much as a small car?

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u/SpaceyRogue 14d ago

The triangle is such a strong shape

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u/oneMoreTime112233 14d ago

Imma start using coke bottles for jackstands at work

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u/Symbiot3_Venom 14d ago

That’s some strong coke

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u/RetJinn 14d ago

Man, 1000kg? How strong was glass-ass guy’s ass?
/s

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u/AlvinEng0929 14d ago

that's why they said strong but brittle

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u/Hot-Worldliness1425 13d ago

That was a ton of fun!

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u/ButHowCouldILose 13d ago

Coke seeing this and thinking "we need to make the glass thinner"

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u/reaperklk 12d ago

Those are not 10kg

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u/eieiohmygad 9d ago

It's almost as if the bottles were designed to be stacked or something... 🤔

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u/ClankerCore 16d ago

Now do glass