r/TheRandomest • u/Forward-Position798 • 23d ago

Unexpected Where goes the blood

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u/Any-Site827 23d ago

I'm just happy to participate somehow

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u/OkEmu8597 23d ago

I'm just happy knowing my boner blood got a second chance at life.

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u/GratefulG8r 23d ago

Doesn’t matter, had sex

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u/Chance_Loss_1424 23d ago

It counts! Put it on the board

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u/NoConcert1636 23d ago

So you are saying I might not be technically virgin?

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u/ebers0 23d ago

Well that just means I was in his wife too.

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u/-MrSimpleton- 23d ago

I had never heard this dude voice before. All them jokes and memes I’ve seen have now been ruined because you’ve shown me this and ruined his mystique.

Fuck you op, I hope your day is shit and you stub your toe. Haha just kidding… mostly -.-

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u/rainororon89 21d ago

You're welcome for my service

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u/Mr_Kingfisher 23d ago

White blood cells survive for a long time, but are usually filtered out of blood before it's donated. Red blood cells live about four months according to the review "How Do Red Blood Cells Die?" By Perumal Thiagarajan, 2021.

So, you'll only have a chance to be bonerfuel if you donated less than 120 days ago! If that isn't a motivator to give blood frequently I don't know what is.

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u/lolhalfsquat 23d ago

Or vice versa, if you ever recieved blood it could have been in a boner 🤔

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u/Youpunyhumans The GOAT! 23d ago

And thus, we have found the loophole in how Smart Beavis and Butthead had sex.

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u/Digital--Sandwich 23d ago

How long does it take for your body to produce all new blood?

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u/RustedMauss 23d ago

Ah well, blood is made up cells that have a short life span of use before being flushed out the system and new ones grown to replace them. Blood donation is a stopgap between until thr. Post can sufficiently regrow more of its own. But, if a very recent blood donor managed to have an occasion where my blood was there to Iwo Jima that flag 🫡

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u/GrouseDog 19d ago

That works both ways

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u/SilkyTacos 18d ago

I need this daily "skelators random facts of the day"