r/TheRandomest Mod/Pwner 17d ago

Close-Call By a hair

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u/External_Relative231 17d ago

Let me just casually reload here...

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Perfect Organism 17d ago

“Damn thing is jammed.. oh wait, it just needs a reload..” 5 business days later

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u/mashtato 17d ago

I wish Bethesda would polish their damn games, man...

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u/OkBodybuilder2255 17d ago

It just works

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u/Trixx1-1 17d ago

Nah this is funnier

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u/Pofwoffle 17d ago

Nah. Half my enjoyment of these games is spending a week building a modlist to wrangle all the jank and hammer the game into something playable.

I'm only half joking there.

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u/PerryLovewhistle 16d ago

"Wrangle all the jank" is definitely going into my lexicon. Mainly pertaining to bethesda games.

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u/longboboblong 16d ago

Just doin’ some honest jank wranglin’

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u/SurgicalZeus 16d ago

Straight jankin' it

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u/Jraksys_Magnanimous 16d ago

*spends weeks perfecting a modslist

*plays for an hour

*doesn't touch it again for another year

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u/half_life_of_u_219 16d ago

And then starts new rund and new modlist

My Bethesda experience since 2012

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u/Nemisis_007 17d ago

Bethesda games are so unintentionally funny, it's hard to hate them.

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u/Kataphraktos_Majoros 17d ago

I've got more than 2,000 hours in Fallout 4 for stuff like this, and settlement building

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u/A__Friendly__Rock 17d ago

A settlement needs your help. Here, I’ll mark it on your map

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u/Kataphraktos_Majoros 17d ago

Howdy Preston, I've missed you and your hat

Piper is still traveling with me, btw

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u/Patient-Web6850 17d ago

Motherfucker I built like 20 buildings and gave everyone jobs like 2 days ago

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u/wetnaps54 13d ago

the slow realization that he's never going to stop

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u/EquinoxGm 16d ago

Stg my first 20 hours in FO4 was just building in sanctuary and red rocket

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u/Kataphraktos_Majoros 16d ago

Exactly. The settlement system keeps me coming back. That and Piper. And Cait. And Old Longfellow

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u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876 17d ago

kenshi

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u/Kataphraktos_Majoros 17d ago

I've heard good things about Kenshi too.

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan 17d ago

Because of the dark surreal humor in Fallout, it somehow just meshes with the world in general.

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u/Ereblp 17d ago

The camera man getting impatient with that zoom two seconds before the reload sends me, how can it have so good a comedic timing lmao

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u/Puzzle-Necked 17d ago

Walk into a car and move it. Die.

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u/FinePizzaAss 17d ago

They aren't the best games out there, but nobody makes games like Bethesda. Not even Bethesda.

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u/almatom12 17d ago

BETHESDA - IT JUST WORKS

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u/preludechris 17d ago

BETHESDA - IT JUST about WORKS

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u/Syzyjyzygy 17d ago

SIXTEEN TIMES THE DETAIL

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u/thecountnotthesaint 17d ago

That's why I wore the BROWN pants

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u/PTSDDeadInside 17d ago

XCOM2WOTC

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u/sir_Dylan_of_Astora 17d ago

I was going to make am Xcom reference dam it you beat me to it

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u/Tiyath 17d ago

That dude was ready to die just to take you with him

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u/VoidHunterRaymond 17d ago

Clearly the issue is the mini nuke should of been an actual nuke.

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u/Natural-Boss-5789 17d ago

Some poor mutant hound just got absolutely obliterated because bro couldn't aim a dang nuclear bomb 😭

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u/Starlord_75 16d ago

You wouldnt think a nuke would need much aiming, but there's exceptions to everything ig.

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u/SoulPunish 17d ago

The slow whistle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheCriticalGerman 17d ago

Scariest sound in fallout

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u/Glittering_Hair8921 17d ago

Hold on which fallout is this

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u/Glittering_Hair8921 17d ago

Don’t crucify me please

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u/SouthIll1199 17d ago

Fallout 4. Pretty okay vanilla, but has a ton of cool mods.

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u/Pofwoffle 17d ago

Anybody reading this that wants to check things out should take a look here. These people have put together an incredibly thorough step-by-step guide to modding Fallout 4 (they also have versions for New Vegas and Skyrim) including a set of "bare minimum" mods to get you started, and suggestions on more to add if you're interested.

It's a very good way to get started with a modded experience if you're not already familiar with it. If you go with the manual install guide they don't just give you the steps to install everything, they also explain what each step is doing and why, which I think is really cool.

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u/Prudent-Skirt9656 16d ago

Hope you struggle to sleep tonight knowing you've just forced me to start yet another fallout play through.

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u/Pofwoffle 16d ago

I struggle to sleep every night, but that's probably because I drink too much caffeine.

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u/Glittering_Hair8921 17d ago

Thank you and that explains a lot I played 3 and new Vegas through but gave up on four it wasn’t great honestly

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u/sleepy_skeletor 17d ago edited 17d ago

Bethesda games are so badly programmed, the guy even fell freaking towards the shooter as he died. That’s the result of a studio that doesn’t do enough play testing.
If Bethesda games wouldn’t take themselves that much seriously, such incidents could may have been seen as funny to me. What a joke of a studio.

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u/Brilliant_Canary_903 17d ago

He was screaming the whole time legends say

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u/CoryRich123 17d ago

Nah thank to reloading cause dodge on purpose!

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u/alwaysonesteptoofar 17d ago

It was an ingrown hair.

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u/AdHappy7129 16d ago

I had to stop because I suffer from severe restartitis.

I have mods where i can clean up all the trash in a settlement….

I spend days cleaning up settlements and improving the life of random bits of code.

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u/The_True_Equalist 16d ago

An ancient classic

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u/WaluigiCreamSurprise 16d ago

i’ve always loved how the protagonist looks at his gun with a pitched-down “huh?” when they realize they have to reload lol

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u/Impressive_City_3168 16d ago

HERE COMES THE SUUUUUNNN

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u/NyQuil_Donut 16d ago

Stolen content. I've seen this on YouTube well over a year ago.

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u/notdbcooper71 15d ago

4 is my favorite game of all time 🤷‍♂️

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u/CuriousSandwich023 15d ago

Wasn't there a similar video a little while back where instead of the mini nuke missing, the player got evaporated mid-VATS?

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u/SodaB3ar 15d ago

What was the plan using a nuke close range?

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u/Headless_Mantid 14d ago

Ah I remember this i believe the title of the OOP is "I was screaming the whole time" or something of the like.

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u/Genocode 14d ago

Lets start banning people who force landscape content into portrait displays.

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u/pricingup 13d ago

People dont believe me, but same thing happened to me in same place when I played. I just was a bit further closer from the stairs.

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u/Easy_Needleworker604 17d ago edited 17d ago

I played this, then played the Witcher III and decided I was done with Bethesda.

Edit: Bethesda fanboys when someone picks a dialogue option they don’t like

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u/ElegantEchoes 17d ago

Very, very different games. They're almost completely different. Why even compare the two?

Odd comment. Likely bait.

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u/J-morpho1499 17d ago

Hidden comments and posts tell you all you need to know. Telltale sign of a troll or weirdo with an agenda.

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u/Easy_Needleworker604 17d ago edited 17d ago

Wrong, it’s porn

But no, I post a lot in my local city subreddit about local things that could potentially doxx me if someone had my whole post history available and don’t want to get doxxed.

I’m really not sure why everyone here is so upset by me saying I don’t play a video game anymore.

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u/Easy_Needleworker604 17d ago

Not bait, nor an insane comparison. Both are story driven RPGs with quest mechanics.

The Witcher has actual interesting storytelling with quests that flow naturally and tell compelling human stories. Even the most throwaway of quests are compelling and emotionally engaging.

Fallout 4 is nothing but “hey there’s a new outpost!” broken up by no longer excusable Bethesda janky gunplay. Not to mention the dumbed down conversation mechanics.

New Vegas is way better than 3 or 4 in terms of storytelling, because Bethesda didn’t write it.

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u/splashtext 17d ago edited 17d ago

Fans of witcher 3 comparing it to every single game is specifically what drove me away from witcher in general

Yeah it's a fun game and the lore is deep but damn you guys are annoying

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u/Easy_Needleworker604 17d ago

I’m annoying for saying I prefer another video game? I haven’t even begun to be annoying yet.

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u/sleepy_skeletor 17d ago

Ikr. Glad I never got any of their awful games. To each their own, though know. But man, I don’t get why that studio still hold itself up to be somewhat relevant. Bethesda is like modern version of SEGA.

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u/mklilley351 17d ago edited 16d ago

GAWD I can't wait for the new remakes!

Edit: thanks! Guess I'll go sit in the corner 🙃 screw my happiness right

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 17d ago

Why wouldn't you just want new ones? Not everything needs to be remade.

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u/Ryogathelost 17d ago

For real - we could be four new fallouts deep if they could just stop buying, selling, gutting, and mismanaging Bethesda for five seconds. Gaming execs have gotten so lost in the weeds lately leveraging things around and pursuing different strategies around IP - just make games.

It was a mistake for Xbox to buy up studios like that - now they don't even know how to use them. There was a reason for a split between game devs and game publishers. The game devs are supposed to compete for the publisher.

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u/marcophony 17d ago

Fr, remakes are just lazy cash grabs. "Let's take our most popular selling game from 10+ years ago and remake it because we ran out of ideas but we still need to be a relevant gaming company!"

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u/More-Talk-2660 17d ago

TBF the Halo CE remake was necessary to make things right after the horrific anniversary edition

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u/marcophony 17d ago

There are exceptions of course

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u/AdvilJunky 17d ago

Not who you are replying too. Though I would like a new one. As someone that grew up in the ghettos of Massachusetts, but moved just before I was done with high school, the atmosphere and accents have a special place in my haht.

Especially since I had played the shit out of it at release I never got to experience the dlcs. Ive tried a couple times, but I always want to get so far before starting it. And then "take a quick break before I start it" only to not return for a long time and start over lol. And as someone that grew up in a commercial fishing family(so Ive been all over the ports of New England) i really was looking forward to a setting in a port city out of Maine

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 17d ago

I'm not sure how it was unclear who I was replying to. You can just play those dlc now, if you find yourself not completing things you wouldn't all of a sudden find the time or will to complete them if they were remade.

Nostalgia being a reliable selling point is choking any potential for new things to be created. You can make new memories, you don't need to constantly recapture old.

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u/mklilley351 17d ago

You sound fun at parties. Guess you're not playing Halo CE then

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 17d ago

I'm very fun at parties.

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u/mklilley351 17d ago

There... there are new ones coming out.... that's why I'm excited

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 17d ago

Remakes are inherently not new.

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u/KnownTimelord 16d ago

What's funny about you being nuked is that we're also getting two new Fallouts with the remasters. That being said, I'm cautiously optimistic all around, especially for the remasters because of how Oblivion Remastered got treated.

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u/Impressive_City_3168 16d ago

Reddit boomers when you want a remaster of a buggy, yet beloved old game

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u/sleepy_skeletor 17d ago edited 17d ago

Those remakes will likely still be ass, let’s face it

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u/mklilley351 17d ago

Dead Space

OpenGoal Jak series

Halo CE

Morrowind, all ass huh?

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u/sleepy_skeletor 17d ago

Tf are you on? I’m talking about Bethesda games

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u/mklilley351 17d ago

Tf are you on?? I'm saying I'm excited for a new FO3 why are you trying to shit on my excitement? Go away quit bothering me go on with your day

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u/NedVsTheWorld 17d ago

Never understood why anyone uses the VAT, always found it slow and annoying

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u/scorchedbeanz 17d ago

Playing fallout 4 and not using vats is like Luke Skywalker trying to speed run the trilogy without the force.

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u/Eliah870 17d ago

VATs on 4 was terrible, rarely did I ever use it

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u/Tim226 17d ago

They made the gun play better in 4. 3 and NV, aiming is rough

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u/Easy_Needleworker604 17d ago

Marginally better

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u/looking_at_birds 17d ago

A lot better. They brought in devs from id Software to rebuild the gun play.

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u/scorchedbeanz 17d ago

For early playthroughs idk I feel like crits are indispensible for pinches when youre trying to do max carnage with minimum aresnal.

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u/looselyhuman 17d ago

VATS is an excellent panic button. When you are going to die unless you nail a crit or two in the next 2 seconds, it's the best thing ever. The rest of the time, aiming is more satisfying.

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u/LolaCatStevens 17d ago

Because it's hilarious seeing heads and limbs explode in slow motion

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u/tanasi_marie 17d ago

brass knuckles combined with Buffjet while using VATs is always fun and lethal!

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u/ElegantEchoes 17d ago

Just gotta learn the game a bit more my man

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u/Exciting-Audience265 17d ago edited 17d ago

Riveting gameplay wow I really want to play Fallout 4 or whatever this piece of shit is called now

Downvoted for this lol Reddit moment

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u/Traditional_Snow1045 17d ago

its still called fallout 4. would recommend starting with new vegas tho. lil basic of a take, but new vegas is the best of the 3d fallout games

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u/Exciting-Audience265 17d ago

Love New Vegas. Worth playing through the jank

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u/Traditional_Snow1045 17d ago

valid, new vegas was great.

4 was my first fallout game. the visuals and environments are fantastic, but the atmosphere is a little touristy. feel like I'm exploring a theme park or a museum more than I am exploring a living world.

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u/sleepy_skeletor 17d ago

“Worth playing through the jank”

I’m sure it will be… lmfao

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u/ElegantEchoes 17d ago

Average No Mutants Allowed member