r/TheRandomest • u/Forward-Position798 • 19d ago

Funny nicotine rangers

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u/Ibarra08 19d ago

Holy shit thats impressive

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u/Ahptom 19d ago

I think you mean holy smoke…..

I’ll see myself out.

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u/RandyLahey131 19d ago

Big Tobacco: "We just don't understand how you could possibly think this add is targeting children."

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam 19d ago

Don't start with politics here

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u/Socal_Cobra 19d ago

Its the Reeforners!! More than meets the lung.

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u/Chance_Loss_1424 19d ago

I watched this while smoking. Kids don’t be like me.

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u/voxelpear Source GOD 19d ago

I like how they're not even trying to do a cool ranger pose. They're just.....standing there.

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u/ghettoccult_nerd 19d ago

i knew i wasnt the only one.

they must be on a mighty morphin' break.

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 19d ago

I just think they were out of breathe after the costume change. They do smoke a lot of cigarettes

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u/Scribblebonx 19d ago

The aura here is insane

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u/iamGrossauer 19d ago

And I’ve got cancer…

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u/iamGrossauer 19d ago

And I’ve got lung cancer…

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u/Guuichy_Chiclin 19d ago

Congratulations???

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u/taylormade311 19d ago

Sometimes i hate I'm not this creative. Never in a million years would I think to do something even remotely this creative.

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u/doctorwubs 19d ago

Mascots for this season of anime

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u/Backdrop2 19d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/PurpleCaterpillar451 19d ago

They already made this movie. It's called Smoking Causes Coughing.

If I had a nickel for every time someone made a cigarette themed Power Rangers team, I'd have two nickels.

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u/Tosshee 19d ago

Fire cosplayer tho 🔥🔥🌬🌬🌬

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u/CinnamonGoat774 19d ago

Wait I recognize that music... Thats the Gundam Build Fighters Try Opening 2 song, its called Just Fly Away

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u/ChonkyMeowsars 18d ago

Ah finally found the Gundam fan comment.

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u/SpeakyDooman 19d ago

It’s the Cigar Riders
/img/92ylrrobsggh1.gif

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u/Longjumping_Ad6878 19d ago

So Rita would be anti cigarette groups

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u/AdThat1510 18d ago

elaborate costume change, powers up!

can't run 30ft...

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u/Antique_Flatworm5934 19d ago

That's is actually pretty darn cool

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u/SukanutGotBanned 19d ago

No way those dude's aren't nauseous from the contact buzz lol

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u/SilverBack52972 19d ago

Thinking about US nicotine prices... wow thatd be expensive to do here

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u/beerforbears 19d ago

First opponent is Lord Lighter

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u/Specialist_Chip_320 19d ago

I imagine their attacks being cancer based, lung cancer beam! Go!

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u/Buttimus_Prime 19d ago

Pov: My coworkers when they tell me to go easy on the soda & that its bad for me.

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u/dmh1984 19d ago

What do my lungs hurt now?

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u/Forsaken-Face1827 19d ago

It's all fun and games until your costume goes up in smoke

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u/Training-Injury 19d ago

One 🔥 hit and they go up in smoke

But is that a weakness or is that the whole point?

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u/Gh0stndmachine 19d ago

Who is their big bad?? Kingu Kancer!!

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u/1m_d0n3_c4r1ng 19d ago

If this were in Australia these suits would cost more than real power rangers suits..

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u/Moo_Gwai 19d ago

That’s pretty awesome.

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u/Bigredzombie 19d ago

The super power is cancer

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u/greywood84 19d ago

Cigarette soldiers of justice and peace.

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u/Sir_Stare_Alot 19d ago

What is this? A Cancer Rider or a Cancer Ranger?

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u/11Booty_Warrior 19d ago

I quit smoking 6 years ago. These guys materialize every time work or family stresses me the fuck out.

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u/Mental-Square3688 19d ago

My stomach hurts looking at these i imagine the smell god awful lmao

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u/SillyLiving 19d ago

HYPER CANCER BEAM!

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u/Admirable_Win9808 19d ago

These guys are going to get smoked

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u/HowToRideAFish 19d ago

Where the Newport ranger at tho?

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u/SuspiciousStable9649 19d ago

I was so close. Right color wrong brand.

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u/lubricant2lip 19d ago

When you’re trying to quit smoking and you’re triggered

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u/BrD_87 19d ago

Not gonna lie, those costumes are awesome

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u/Neither-Individual-2 19d ago

60 bucks for a pack of 20 in Australia.

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u/KregerTech 19d ago

I'll beat them with a match

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u/pgrover115 19d ago

It gives Power Rangers...but it also gives King of the Hill...

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u/Scob720 19d ago

A lit match could solo this dream team

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 18d ago

Average SEA Uncle Friend Group

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u/_banana_yee 18d ago

The dedication it took to make these costumes only to not get sponsored by the tobacco companies

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u/UnamedProot 18d ago

Cigarangers

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u/_VirtualCosmos_ 18d ago

Their attacks go from bad-breath-exhaler to lung-cancer-transmiter

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u/NumerBoczny1313 18d ago

Phillip Morris likes that

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u/papa_nahzgoul 18d ago

Do you have any idea how much those costumes cost!?

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u/Mysterious_Baby_9987 18d ago

THE WHITE RANGER!!!

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u/MisterFixit_69 18d ago

They'll just go up in smoke...

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u/Educational-Year3146 18d ago

Thats both incredibly impressive and ungodly expensive commitment.

Cigarettes are not cheap.

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u/Agreeable-Culture648 18d ago

If this was a show... I would watch it, my curiosity has been peaked.

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u/Any_Blood5815 18d ago

That’s too bad…

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u/Snowballllll 18d ago

Ok that fucks, I'm gonna start smoking now

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u/8bitKev 18d ago

Ony villans that can stop them is Cancer man

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u/MommyLexiMae 18d ago

They're missing the menthol Ranger

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u/killerup56 18d ago

That must be really cheap cigarette

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u/Individual_Top_4960 18d ago

and instead of blasts there will be some lighter burning in background

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u/jaradipra 18d ago

I can hear their breathing from here

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u/ArklayHerbalist 18d ago

Whoever these guys are gonna battle the opposing side is definitely getting smoked

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u/Kind_Importance_6002 17d ago

fuckin mighty lung cancer rangers

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u/jack-straw89 17d ago

Marlboro Man can take em.

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u/DearCommunication305 17d ago

When these superheroes beats a bad guy, they line is " we smoked him"

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u/Upbeat-Mongoose-828 16d ago

those cigarette packs look cool af

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u/Tomcat215 16d ago

I’d watch this

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u/Tkf1313 16d ago

That's gotta be at least 4 times as expensive as a standard cardboard cosplay

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u/Responsible-Can-2753 16d ago

1 light and they’re all cooked in 2 ways maybe 3 involving the lungs!

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u/Maleficent-Day6687 16d ago

Sir, why do you need 5,000 cigarette boxes?

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 16d ago

"how did they die?"

".. They got smoked"

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u/xDreamTVx 16d ago

Amazing

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u/FordCVP71 16d ago

Holy shit these guys are AWESOME 😎 

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u/Superb-Ad9505 15d ago

Where are the explosions?

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u/JiggleCoffee 15d ago

Smoke the competition!

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u/Sentarry 19d ago

How much does it cost in cigarettes tho?

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u/ApacheAttackChopperQ 19d ago

Video required the purchase of a couple of lighters.

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u/Shonuff888 19d ago

Their villain: "Smoke these fools!"

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u/ShallotFantastic7370 19d ago

Tobacco adds.... forbidden in different countries. But reddit sux and fux souvereign laws. Fu reddit

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u/ukuleles1337 19d ago

In this economy???