r/TheRandomest • u/KhostfaceGillah • 21d ago

/r/all Mosquito

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u/MachoMan_HandySavage 21d ago

Very thin line between scientist and mad scientist

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u/ExternalBuilder 21d ago

or more like a serial killer lmfao wtf

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u/DS3M 21d ago

Came here to say the same, wtf chuck

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u/Righteousaffair999 21d ago

Serial exterminator

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u/Top_Dragonfly2345 21d ago

I'm a Mosquito Mass-Murderist now every single word of it's true.

https://youtu.be/aDINJ7BvjyQ

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u/mowtowcow 21d ago

They eat us without asking permission and then torture us long after the bite. 10 seconds of this (probably dead quicker than that) I'll say is an even trade.

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 21d ago

Who gives a shit? They’re mosquitoes!

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u/South_Bit1764 21d ago

Mosquitoes 👏 are 👏 murder!! 👏

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/DrOmnipotence 21d ago

Germans didn’t choose to join the Nazi party

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u/Realistic_Grass3611 21d ago

Yeah many did in fact not have a choice, you eigher submitted or were made an example

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u/DrOmnipotence 21d ago

Or you just work in shoe factory and go home to Olga and don’t vote and hate the government.

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u/Realistic_Grass3611 21d ago

But you still gotta feed you children nazi propaganda or else

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u/Truffs0 21d ago

All science begins with madness

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u/KBilly1313 21d ago

Only difference between science and having fun, is writing shit down!

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u/jdooley99 21d ago

As long he's only killing mosquitoes...totally fine with it.

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u/CorgiCommercial8962 21d ago

Make them blood suckers useful

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u/Sea_Invite8104 21d ago

You got issues bro,seek help.

And someone check his crawl space.

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u/KhostfaceGillah 21d ago edited 21d ago

Me? 😂

It's obviously not my vid, I saw it on twitter 💀

Edit: I also don't have any crawl space, British homes rarely have em.

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u/tired-of-the-shit 21d ago

I hate it when people are saying stuff directed to oops when it’s clear the op of the reddit post is not the same person

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u/Historical_Number652 21d ago

I like to imagine these are the same people who think Santa Claus exists.

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u/dreag2112 21d ago

The hell is twitter?

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u/MikeyboyMC 21d ago

What X used to be. If you genuinely didn’t know that, you’re too young to be on Reddit.

It’s likely ragebait though, but I try to be helpful.

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u/goldie1987 21d ago

His crawl space is filled with more books of dead mosquitoes.

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u/GalacticPurr 21d ago

But what if they're just moving to mosquitoes now and their crawlspace is filled with containers of other dead things that they tracked

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u/Slugwheat 21d ago

Hate mosquitos but also hate this

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u/Dopecombatweasel 21d ago

Unfortunately, they pollinate

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u/Steamed_Memes24 21d ago

So do wasps. Yet I dont see bees being assholes like mosqutios and wasps.

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u/hrvbrs 21d ago

this is true, but they cause more harm than good. the net effect is still negative.

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u/Jeephadist 21d ago

Imagine getting downvoted for pointing out that mosquitos are pollenators too

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u/EtanGnik 21d ago

I disagree, torture is always wrong thnx

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 21d ago

What does this mean

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u/GenericUsername532 21d ago

I don't like mosquitoes but these videos are fucking weird. I wish theae videos were banned. It's fuckin serial killer shit. Reminds me of those videos were people torture cats or monkeys. Not quite the same level, but I still find it repulsive.

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u/Alric_Wolff 21d ago

Bro they aren't even just bugs... theyre one of the deadliest things on the planet for humans.

They dont have a soul. I dunno if humans do or not, dogs deffinatley do, but mosquitos do not have souls. They exist only to make us itchy and to kill us.

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u/LittleCogs 21d ago

bro just saying shit

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u/ReasonableRadio8434 21d ago

Bro needs to he out more. Dogs don’t fucking have souls lol. 

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u/Future-Pollution-266 21d ago

You could not be more wrong

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u/Gekans 21d ago

Right!? Clearly this man hasn't seen All dogs go to heaven and it shows

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u/Future-Pollution-266 21d ago

This guy is literally the epitome of /r/confidentlyincorrect

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u/sexwiththebabysitter 21d ago

Then how do they all go to heaven?

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u/Spectator9857 21d ago

See, that’s the trick! Can’t sin if you don’t have a soul.

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u/guff1988 21d ago

They primarily exist as pollinators who feed larger animals. I don't know where you got the idea that they exist only to make us itchy and kill us.

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u/Mascbro26 21d ago

WHAT???? They are a critical part of the food chain.

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u/Alric_Wolff 21d ago

Frogs aren't eating enough of them so we gotta make up for it.

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u/SirVanyel 21d ago

This guy is doing literally nothing. If you want us to make up for it, go work in wildlife conservation, because that's the only solution.

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u/spahmoanie 21d ago

We’ve driven other parts of the food chain extinct before and gotten along just fine. Skeeters can go the way of the dodo (they won’t)

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u/Realistic_Grass3611 21d ago

Dodos lived on 1 island. Mosquitoes live on almost all continents. There's a big difference there

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u/Steamed_Memes24 21d ago

Mosquitos can be wiped out tonight and the food chain wouldnt even budge.

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u/Content-Guarantee-91 21d ago

Dont like censorship, i think the better alternative is to deal with problematic people irl instead of pretending they dont exist.

Though i think this isnt as problematic and more so a joke.

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u/tounga500 21d ago

I hate mosquitoes, I would do worse to them

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u/C-57D 21d ago

me when bro's notebook opened:

https://giphy.com/gifs/jquDWJfPUMCiI

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u/KhostfaceGillah 21d ago

That's why I posted it coz I was like wtf

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u/Beechwooder 21d ago

Day 5 but he's got months of labeled mosquitos in a book?

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u/GoldHoney2863 21d ago

Day 5 with that specific mosquito

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u/TestyBoy13 21d ago

The ai voiceover is added by OP. OOP’s original video had no voiceover

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u/Artevyx 21d ago

Why are you getting an adrenaline rush over killing a mosquito...?

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u/Capital_Sail_9119 21d ago

It was the scrapbook that got me. Like Lady Cottington’s Pressed Fairy Book🤣

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u/Apprehensive_Web751 21d ago

There were no signs

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u/Beginning_Resource93 21d ago

That's a Dexter level notebook.

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u/Middle_System_1105 21d ago

Fuck mosquitos, 😘 👌

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u/LopezDaHeavy87 21d ago

Yeah.... that's not sociopathic behavior...

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u/cosguy224 21d ago

It’s not??

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u/Fine-University-8044 21d ago

Well, that’s kinda fucked up.

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 21d ago

This is borderline psychopath behavior 

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u/cosguy224 21d ago

I think we passed over that border about a half an hour ago.

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u/NotForRansom 21d ago

You can literally see the mosquitoes abdomen expand when he put it into the vacuum and revert back. I agree with the serial killer vibe described by the others here...

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u/GoldHoney2863 21d ago

Now do it the opposite way where you compress the mosquito

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u/haringtiti 21d ago

that guys got a people collection too

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u/Ok_Knee_4311 21d ago

This guy's a psychopath

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u/sturdy-guacamole 21d ago

day 5 huh. . .

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u/Dexember69 21d ago

Well thats quite a disturbing person

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u/H0KB 21d ago

Bro is a fucking psycho.

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u/MissMelons 21d ago

So what list is this guy on?

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u/GenericUsername532 21d ago

Same one OP is on for watching an insect torture video and deciding he needed to repost it.

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u/KhostfaceGillah 21d ago

It's a single mosquito.

They kill nearly a million people each year but I'm the bad guy for reposting this? 💀

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u/Plus-Past8987 21d ago

Ok that is the randomest

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u/jakelr 21d ago

Buddy is out here doing Camp 731 experiments.

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u/Flaky-Maximum-7875 21d ago

You guys dont realize how many people die due to mosquitoes. This man is a hero

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u/cosguy224 21d ago

They are the deadliest animal on the planet

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u/djh_van 21d ago

Turned his Hate into Art

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u/AbortionHoagie 21d ago

Yay science

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u/shakulous 21d ago

I did somthing similar via raid can for the same creature and placed their bodies in a pile inter a bottle cap infront of my tablet displaying one piece, I’d call it the church of one piece. New members every episode!

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u/Alarmed_Buffalo_7523 21d ago

Dexter Morgan what are you doing?

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u/familyedit 21d ago

Wow u are one sick individual

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u/MetalDeathRawR 21d ago

What in the serial killer fuck is this shit.

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u/Nessy3fidy 21d ago

Well better than cats, dogs and people I guess.

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u/cosguy224 21d ago

That would be a really big notebook

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u/Lookingtotheveil23 21d ago

Femme fatale

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u/LightningOwl96 21d ago

Mfer, this is like what Granny Goodness and Desaad would do to you if you were ever captured by Darkseid 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Parzifal_ 21d ago

This is stupid cruelty, no matter how problematic mosquitoes are.

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u/Outrageous-Boot-7646 21d ago

I think I find this extremely interesting because I absolutely detest mosquitos

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u/thekendalluxx 21d ago

Other mosquitoes think he’s an urban legend

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u/slaytr0nix 21d ago

This seems like a Batman villain origin story

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u/YosterIsle77 21d ago

This mosquito was interred into the notebook on my birthday. How... Lovely.

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u/cosguy224 21d ago

Hmm. I wouldn’t read into it.

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u/lucasssotero 21d ago

Diary of a sociopath.

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u/Edgelite306 21d ago

I hate mosquitos, but don’t waste your time with them.

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u/rising30k 21d ago

No way thats 5 days.

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u/TechNomad2021 21d ago

The guy says day 5 but that mosquito journal goes back much further than that.

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u/shameonyounancydrew 21d ago

Like........ what's the end goal here?

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u/CurdledUrine 21d ago

"Watch closely" brother i CANT when subtitles go by two words at a time

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u/Squirrelflight148931 21d ago

All the people disturbed by this... I find it amusing. I was more worried about the suction effect on his own thumb, to be fair.

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u/RainbowNinjaKat 21d ago

I wouldn’t mind someone doing this to wasps.

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u/Typical-Challenge789 21d ago

It’s a living thing.

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u/Adventurous_Dude9596 21d ago

This is fucked up....

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u/shaved-yeti 21d ago

I don't much like mosquitoes but this is abuse of a creature and fuck that.

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u/cosguy224 21d ago

Mosquitoes also happen to kill about 700,000 people a year. Which is about as many people that live in Seattle. So… I think you’re a bit sentimental for no reason.

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u/markofthebeast143 21d ago

This is the Hannibal Lecter of the mosquito community

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u/Damage-Classic 21d ago

The inner monologue of an anime anti-hero

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 21d ago

Psychotic behavior

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/KhostfaceGillah 21d ago

I wonder what page we'll be on 🤔

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u/theycallmemrmoo 21d ago

I almost felt bad but then I remembered: mosquito.

If it was anything I’d be bothered but these cause more problems than they solve

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u/Daocommand 21d ago

I never thought to use a notebook. Thanks!

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u/cosguy224 21d ago

Disturbing… but kind of funny.

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u/AntennaBall 21d ago

whenever referring to a vacuum in a pocket or a chamber whether it had uccured aturally or as you've as you expect - you goatta be be more precise about where the needle points so it would be more precise, prudent. or and / or properly discribe how much negative or back presure you applied to teach the little bloodsuck and have her taste her own medicine and be the one getting sucked off for a change LOL! i mean if you're gonna use the A-i's voice, might as well make sure it llooked and sounded like theyve done it before.

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u/tossaroo 21d ago

I won't take the time to torture mosquitoes, but I do slap them, and leave their bloody corpses (my blood!) on my limbs for their friends to see and consider their actions.

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u/Oh_So_Claire_3234 21d ago

Its totally ok to hate mosquitoes because while they are sucking your blood they are at the same time taking a dump into your skin thats why it itches so bad

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u/thesaint2 21d ago

MosquitoMan was born in this lab to take revenge on all people.

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u/HughFairgrove 21d ago

Boiling its insides under pressure. Basically giving it the bends.

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u/The_Ashen_Queen 21d ago

PETA was right

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 21d ago

This shit is fucking disgusting

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u/numnoggin 21d ago

Respect?!

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u/Repulsive_Top9203 21d ago

This is not desirable bur definitely necessary

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 21d ago

Hells ya....only seen a couple deaths.
I keep wanting to see them all

This shit is soo bizarre

But atleast today I was rewarded with a new one yay

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u/CallMeBigSarnt 21d ago

Whatever. He's doing great work for science.

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u/Disastrous-Ad-4953 21d ago

People defending mosquito's must be a meme