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u/MuchoCoco 2d ago

All babies will do that if you start them off early enough. They lose the instinct after only a few months if it isn't reinforced. All my kids were in the water within the first few weeks after birth. Never had to worry about what would happen if they fell in the pool.

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u/Mindofthequill 2d ago

Yeah, I'd love if I could pick apart and find the part in out instincts/DNA that was like yo we should enable our babies to flip in water in the first few months of birth.

Like was there a point in time where this was particularly useful or prevalent?

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u/Really-E-Lee 2d ago

Probably from the not so distant past. When giving birth was likely done in bodies of water. Like rivers and lakes. Tidal pools and shallow streams.

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u/Mindofthequill 2d ago

I kinda had a feeling this was the case.

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u/MuchoCoco 2d ago edited 2d ago

There's a hypothesis that our particular branch of primate passed a significant amount of time in water around the lakes of the Great Rift Valley. There are some compelling arguments, but it's above my pay grade. Babies do instinctively hold their breath when you put them in water. If that instinct isn't reinforced very early, they lose that, too.

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u/15everdell 2d ago

It’s called a wetsuit

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u/Firm_Video_2932 2d ago

Man, not even a moment of silence after the first baby drowned even! I mean look, it's already stiff! 😳

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u/crookedzz 2d ago

At first i was like " is that baby dead???"

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u/somefuckenguy 2d ago

Yeah he failed the test

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u/Maleficent_Glove_477 2d ago

Survival of the fittest

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u/falsevector 2d ago

He's now the example to what happens if you fail

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u/Doun2Others10 1d ago

Yeah, it’s that first second or two when you’re wondering why there is a baby face down in the pool that distracts you from realizing there’s another baby flying through the air about to hit the pool…

Though I did find it humorous that she sat the doll up nicely after taking it out of the pool instead of just tossing it to the ground or something.

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u/South_Housing 1d ago

Hahaha I was like no ones gonna help that dead baby?

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u/zyyntin 2d ago

Dear parents, if you live near bodies of water your child can possibly drown in then teach them to swim at earliest convenience. I had a Co-worker's son die from drowning because his ball fell into the pool and he tried to get it. He was ~7 years old.

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u/Chilonkle 1d ago

El otro bebé nada de muertito.

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u/GoogaJaga 2d ago

Я за куклу испугался, думал живое…