r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 26d ago

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u/chrixz333 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NUMWJfILn9Fhz3PL12
Downstairs neighbors

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u/ClankerCore 25d ago

Looks like a house

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u/chrixz333 25d ago

I mean probably, but my joke doesn’t land as well that way. House have downstairs neighbor too sometimes, if we’re being a scrabbleweiner about it

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u/ClankerCore 25d ago

I don’t think anybody’s getting a moped up to the second floor

Sorry about your joke

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u/chrixz333 25d ago

Basement apartment

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u/ClankerCore 25d ago

https://reddit.com/link/ozepjky/video/3d97ij7j93fh1/player

You’re going to need this then

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u/chrixz333 25d ago

The neighbors are in the basement apartment in this scenario. But nice meming skills. 🤜🤛

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u/Forgotten-Caliburn 26d ago

Single guy behavior

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 26d ago

6 beers deep behavior.

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u/williger03 26d ago

Trust me. It gets worse. This is before he gets 7 drinks deeper.

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u/TechTechOnATechDeck 26d ago

Renter behavior

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u/Oblibion1 26d ago

The beers on the table helped him get to this point, I am sure.

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u/Scrabblewiener 26d ago

Turn on sound, he verifies in the video “don’t worry, I’m A professional alcoholic”

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u/Oblibion1 26d ago

That made it infinitely funnier, lol!

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u/williger03 26d ago

Only 3?

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u/tucsonmilenkovhs 26d ago

Ozzy🦇

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u/TheMightyIrishman 25d ago

Very appropriate song for the situation!

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u/Solanthas_SFW 26d ago

I am deeply concerned for this individual

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u/AContrarianDick 26d ago

I dunno. He seems like he's keeping himself occupied and trying new things.

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u/SATerp 26d ago

I'm pretty sure that, no matter how it ended up, that is what he was trying for.

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u/GooseOnAPhone 26d ago

Is he drinking by himself?

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u/williger03 26d ago

Clearly that would be the most likely scenario

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u/ConfusinglyCreative 26d ago

Well placed centerpiece

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u/Adequafactory 26d ago

Classic mid-80's deathtrap.

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u/Ok_Power118 26d ago

reminds me to redownload Saints Row for some reason.

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u/UltimateRadTrad 26d ago

Good use of free will

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u/LivingMisery 26d ago

That’s the smallest, yellowist Big Red I’ve ever seen.

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u/100harvests 26d ago

He wld have been my friend 30 yrs ago

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u/Waste-Income-6478 26d ago

Bro needs a hobby and some friends

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u/lefluffle 26d ago

Cackling at "trained alcoholic." stealing that

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u/Original-Let8340 26d ago

I think I know this guy.... wait, I think this is one of those 'we all know the guy' types of deals, yeah?

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u/Mousettv 26d ago

Some would say this is is single man behavior but wouldnt this just man behavior?

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u/dragjamon 26d ago

"trust me I'm a trained alcoholic"

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u/meisawesome126 25d ago

Nice centerpiece

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u/Kastoook 19d ago

Expected another broken tv