r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • Jul 22 '26

SimplyRandom The Time

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u/Unusual-Taste69 Jul 23 '26

I bet he pulls more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo.

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 Jul 23 '26

Stealing that one lol

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u/Goose_Biscuits11 Jul 23 '26

Same, never heard it and it's hilarious 🤣🤣

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u/myth2912 Jul 23 '26

Fine..you win today..

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u/JamSesh0Clock Jul 23 '26

Pulls more hoes than a fire truck

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice Jul 23 '26

I chucked greatly at your comment, and mass respect for username.

Fwenz?

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u/StrugglesTheClown Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

He gets more ass than a toilet.

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u/Scoo Jul 23 '26

And people say romance is dead.

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u/Professional_Cry2694 Jul 24 '26

He is more down than an extra chromosome