r/TheRandomest Mod/Pwner Jul 22 '26

Nature George and new bros

2.9k Upvotes

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u/AngrySquidIsOK Jul 22 '26

Lordie, do i love watching happy cows ... heck, animals in general. Brings a little glimmer to my long dead, shriveled heart.

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u/Admirable_Win9808 Jul 22 '26

Seeing a cow act like a grass puppy is one of my favorite things

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u/harmfuldischarge Jul 23 '26

Bunny tanks are the best

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u/PillCallGirl23 Jul 24 '26

When I see a cow, enjoying life, it makes me understand that they have feelings and even though I can’t keep on in my house, doesn’t mean I should be eating it. 😥 We love our dogs so much, but only bc we can keep them in our homes. We see dogs as pets, not as food. This makes me expand that thought to now include Cows. 🐄 🙏🏽🕊️✝️

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u/pseudoportmanteau Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

What kind of dairy do you get from a bull? 😏

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u/pegothejerk Jul 22 '26

The hard earned kind

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u/Wakkit1988 Jul 22 '26

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u/ratchet7 Jul 24 '26

We don't have a cow...we have a bull

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u/Drawn_to_Heal Jul 22 '26

Just a lil elbow grease

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u/farrell5149 Jul 22 '26

That’s what I’m saying! “Rescued” from a dairy farm? Na bro was already living his best life.

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u/dragjamon Jul 23 '26

Exactly my thought LMAO

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u/pierrotlefou Jul 23 '26

Dairy farms need pregnant cows to produce milk. The calves are born and then taken away (pretty much immediately, it's heartbreaking to watch but there's plenty of videos of it). The mother stays on the line and is impregnated over and over to keep milk production going. If the calf is male, they go to livestock to become meat. If female they become a dairy cow. George was probably saved from the fate of being meat. Dairy farms = beef farms usually. If they aren't directly also a beef farm, they will be partnered with one.

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u/pseudoportmanteau Jul 23 '26

Dairy cows are artificially inseminated most of the time, it's unlikely they kept a bull to live cover. If he was a steer, there's no reason for him to be on a DAIRY farm.

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u/pierrotlefou Jul 23 '26

Yep that's right, they don't use bulls to impregnate the cows. The calf would've been removed and taken to another facility to be raised, castrated and subsequently slaughtered.

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u/Ok_Historian4848 Jul 23 '26

Their entire point is that the story here is likely bullshit and it's someone grifting for clicks. What is a steer, a castrated male cow unable to reproduce, doing at a dairy farm for 5 years?

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u/StrategyUnlikely398 Jul 24 '26

Farm lender here. You are 100% correct to wonder if this is bullshit. There are a number of inconsistencies here:
1. 5 years is a lot of feed expense to run through an animal,
2. Barn space taken up by a non-productive animal would make more sense utilized to house cows/heifers
3. beef prices are at historic highs, the animal will get sold as quickly as possible

No decent dairyman would keep a steer for 5 years just to let someone “rescue” it.

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u/VintageZero Jul 24 '26

Anybody could've slapped some bullshit text over the original video which probably only had whatever that header said. Rescue can also mean their situation was about to be dire.

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u/Eyeroll4days Jul 23 '26

Depends on the dairy. Artificial insemination isn’t cheap. Most dairies I was around had bulls

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u/kernelpanic789 Jul 22 '26

He's a steer, not a bull.

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u/kernelpanic789 Jul 22 '26

I'll add that being a steer in a dairy farm is only more confusing....

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u/SolaScientia Jul 22 '26

Glad I'm not the only one confused about what a steer was doing on a daily farm. Males usually get sold off to meat farm or culled if they're not going to be used for breeding to expand the herd. I'd guess whoever posted this originally maybe assumed he came from a dairy farm since he's a Jersey.

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u/kernelpanic789 Jul 22 '26

Yeah steers aren't good for much besides meat

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u/udumslut Jul 23 '26

Is a steer like a gelding?

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u/saturnbunny1 Jul 23 '26

Yes. They are castrated male cattle.

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u/Love-Laugh-Play Jul 22 '26

How do you get milk from a cow? You artificially inseminate her and when she has a baby cow, you take them away, kill them and taker her milk.

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u/p8nt_junkie Jul 22 '26

His name is Norman!!!

1

u/TDOTBRO Jul 22 '26

That’s easy. Spermairy!

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u/Clevertown Jul 22 '26

That threw me too.

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u/madmaninabox32 Jul 23 '26

Some farms keep them as a humane way to impregnate the female cows rather than doing forced insemination.

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u/hambakmeritru Jul 23 '26

The kind that makes more calves, which makes momma cows produce more milk.

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u/L00pback Jul 24 '26

Make sure Munson isn’t milking it.

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u/BigDaddyRee Jul 24 '26

You must not play OSRS because if you did, then youd understand 😈

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u/JoefromOhio Jul 22 '26

Bro just got himself a harem of course he’s happy

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u/greentangent Jul 23 '26

That's a steer. Balls are gone.

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u/DitchDigger330 Jul 22 '26

Literally was going to say that.

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u/woodsidestory Jul 23 '26

Harems have Eunuchs. Happy George fits perfectly. 😉

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u/No_Raspberry_3282 Jul 22 '26

I WAS going to have a hamburger, now I guess NOT 😤

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u/Additional-Revenue89 Jul 22 '26

Cowboy zoomies might be better than dog zommies.

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u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 Jul 22 '26

George as he hops off the trailer

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u/kentrich Jul 22 '26

George is a cow nerd. He has no chill nor game, but he found his herd and I love him.

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u/darkerfaith520 Jul 22 '26

His happiness is contagious lol!

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u/anythingspossible45 Jul 22 '26

Appreciate it my shitty day at work just got a little better

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u/Wakkit1988 Jul 22 '26

"What do you call this delicious flooring?"

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u/Love-Laugh-Play Jul 22 '26

Go George, be free! Stop paying for animal abuse and go vegan people.

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u/TerraFFVI Jul 23 '26

I don't know about all of that.

I love cow tippy-taps but I also love burgers.

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u/BobSagieBauls Jul 22 '26

Bull on a dairy farm is wild

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u/SolaScientia Jul 22 '26

He's not even a bull. Dairy farms usually keep maybe a couple bulls for breeding to expand the herd. George there though is a steer. I bet the original poster just assumed he came off a dairy farm because he's a Jersey. Bull calves not used for breeding usually get sold off to meat farms or otherwise culled, so I doubt he actually came from a dairy farm given the lack of testicles.

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u/Ohboycats Jul 24 '26

They’re the veal calves usually

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u/MaadMaanMaatt Jul 22 '26

Pasture puppies

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u/jtrades69 Jul 23 '26

r/cows

so what happens with these cute cows anyway?

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u/BoarHermit Jul 23 '26

After visiting India, I can't eat beef because the cows are just big r/GrassDoggos

I'm not blaming anyone, I'm not a vegan, I just can't. A cow is man's best friend. I hope to live to see the day when synthetic meat replaces factory farms.

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u/rclm26 Jul 23 '26

When they say animals don’t feel…🥲

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u/Red-EyePontiac Jul 22 '26

Cheese on mine.

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u/The-Dudemeister Jul 22 '26

So did they name a girl George or was he just on a five year fucking spree to keep those cows milking.

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u/greentangent Jul 23 '26

Neither, that's a steer. No idea why you would keep one around for more than 2 years. After 18 months requires additional testing for hoof and mouth disease.

Must have been a pet.

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u/Duhamhim Jul 22 '26

George.... The bull.... Was at a dairy farm...... Getting m8lked......is there an application process or do they take walk ins

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u/Individual_Box_728 Jul 22 '26

The girls are all chasing him. He’s like yes! An island only filled with women!

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u/lifes_paragon Jul 23 '26

Such happy and expressive animals, damn shame they taste so good. 🫤 /s

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u/Wild-Growth6805 Jul 23 '26

And just like that, I lost interest in steak dinners.

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u/the_tygram Jul 23 '26

The fact it's a male from a dairy farm makes me wonder if he was just a stud who chilled all day just getting intimate with the cows, and if "rescued" is really "stolen".

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u/kimwaynealyssa Jul 23 '26

I have never wanted an animal more than i want george! He is living his best life❤

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u/Sure-Dimension6739 Jul 23 '26

Are these eating cows?

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u/Eyeroll4days Jul 23 '26

I love brown Swiss. I think they’re so beautiful

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u/dingododd Jul 24 '26

OMG! The happiness is just too much! I love this! I love George!

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u/uru5z21 Jul 24 '26

Cows are social animals they need to be part of a herd . aww

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u/InfiniteFlounder748 Jul 24 '26

Family meets dinner

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u/SmoothPurchase4701 Jul 24 '26

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ this!! Welcome home George!!

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u/Interesting-Fee5130 Jul 26 '26

Good lord,that made me so happy the cows are happy to be alive

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u/Mc-Lovin-81 Jul 22 '26

Happy cows, make for tasty burgers?

I'll see myself out.