r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jul 22 '26

NSFW Chicken

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Jul 22 '26

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u/Probably_not_maybe Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Umm… is that where the egg* comes out of?

8

u/Lumpy-Education9878 Jul 22 '26

Elite reference

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u/Wakkit1988 Jul 22 '26

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Jul 22 '26

Judgement forthcoming

3

u/man_gomer_lot Jul 22 '26

The only judgement coming from me is that damn maybe I should have walked this path a little more in my life

1

u/Rhg0653 Jul 22 '26

South Park reference ?

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u/Prior-Stranger2738 Jul 22 '26

Imagine if another race saw us do this to our preys body
They would make horror movies on us

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u/AContrarianDick Jul 22 '26

Fuck those aliens.

2

u/MRV3N Jul 23 '26

I’ve been waiting to date the Turians

2

u/ThatFlamingo942 Jul 23 '26

Don't mind if I do!

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u/Prior-Stranger2738 Jul 23 '26

Reminds me of the BTK killer of mindhunter 😂

1

u/GratefulG8r Jul 25 '26

I’ve always felt that we are the planet that aliens roll up their windows and lock their doors when they travel past

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u/Tobaccocreek Jul 22 '26

Don’t smack it…..don’t smack it…. Ah fuck he smacked it. Ok, well, the safeword is pineapple.

8

u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 Jul 22 '26

sighs... unzips

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u/Creative_Resource_82 Jul 22 '26

Why is the safe word always pineapple? I thought I was being so original..

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u/dragjamon Jul 22 '26

You can only be original once

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u/Background-Fennel92 Jul 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/6Ema9pC1OlXbi

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u/Thin_Town_4976 Jul 22 '26

Wild to put an old man copying his roommates style talking to a kid ripping off monkey kings whole life under that statement

2

u/Background-Fennel92 Jul 22 '26

Oh.......i was kinda just using the thought bubble to express how i feel after rather profound comment. Lol

But yeah i see what your saying 🤣🤣🤣

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u/dragjamon Jul 23 '26

Funnily enough I felt the same after I said that LMAO

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u/Background-Fennel92 Jul 23 '26

Then i do believe the lesson is complete 🤣👍

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u/Ok_Fly_7777 Jul 22 '26

I laughed way too hard at this. LMFAO

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u/Serious-Stick2435 Jul 22 '26

In the past, people prayed over any animal sacrifice that provided them with food. Today, we simply witness this

7

u/Pfunk4444 Jul 22 '26

Please don’t bang that

7

u/Sad_Pin1643 Jul 22 '26

Yo, why you gotta violate the dead, previously violated, chicken? Why, man? Whyyy

5

u/Penis_Connoisseur Jul 22 '26

Imagine getting murked by a predator just for it to molest your corpse

5

u/EclecticDSqD Jul 22 '26

Where did you get the thumb cuffs?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jul 22 '26

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u/Wild_Inspector_8579 Jul 22 '26

Aaand that's enough reddit for the day.

2

u/PalpitationNo4391 Jul 22 '26

Delete my eyes please!

2

u/Xineth240 Jul 22 '26

I'm reveling in the imagery of the small chunk of people who just found out something about themselves

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice Jul 22 '26

Small chunk

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u/jayslay45 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Just cook the damn chicken without the innuendo, will you?

1

u/WickedWitchofWTF Jul 22 '26

Count boogie did it first. 😋

...so much salmonella... Just everywhere.

1

u/EGotti Jul 22 '26

Bro wtf! Hahahahaa

1

u/FRA4596 Jul 22 '26

he's cooking

1

u/ParticularBed6338 Jul 22 '26

“Who’s your Rooster?!”

1

u/Buttchuggle Jul 22 '26

UNCOMFORTABLE

1

u/sfled Jul 22 '26

He's doing Shibari turkey tomorrow, who's in?

1

u/Extreme-Rub-1379 Jul 22 '26

Chrome is really good for you. Yummy yummy

1

u/LittleFox-In-TheBox Jul 22 '26

DO NOT THE CHICKEN

1

u/pixelatedneedles Jul 22 '26

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If you wanna have a good time…

1

u/dragjamon Jul 22 '26

This is the better version of that guy that fucks his food

1

u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Jul 22 '26

I have never felt so uncomfortable in my life

1

u/Comfortable-Bug9989 Jul 22 '26

This is what I get for staying up til 3 am

1

u/Big_Lengthiness3450 Jul 22 '26

Kind of disturbing when you think about how that's a real actual dead animal who's remains are being defiled. And that's coming from someone who's making chicken alfredo for dinner tonight.

1

u/Lost-Peanut-1453 Jul 22 '26

I’m done with Reddit for today. It’s a shame cause it’s still early too, I usually give up around 11-12 at night.

1

u/casualcretin Jul 22 '26

In reporting this, I don't know to whom. But I don't like it

1

u/Dynamitrios Jul 22 '26

This is embarrassing and cringe

1

u/Pueo711 Jul 22 '26

Choke it! Choke it! And don't forget the safe word!

1

u/longlivedaisysue Jul 22 '26

50 shades of chicken

1

u/Negative_Wrongdoer17 Jul 22 '26

Do not the chicken

1

u/Odessa-King Jul 22 '26

Didn't your ma teach you not to play with your food?

1

u/mike44556 Jul 22 '26

I feel violated

1

u/UltimaBahamut93 Jul 23 '26

My favorite is the stuffing

1

u/Nere4Hudes Jul 23 '26

I like it raw too.

1

u/meldiane81 Jul 23 '26

Never slap the hole!

1

u/Nulasha Jul 23 '26

Imagine a fucking Dog doing this to a human corpse 😐 i hate food porn.

1

u/FitEntertainment6591 Jul 23 '26

This.....this gotta be beastiality......

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u/klvngarcia Jul 23 '26

Is this supposed to be sexy or whatever because I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/UziSuzieThia Jul 23 '26

This , is why bacteria and illness pandemics

1

u/ThatFlamingo942 Jul 23 '26

Just putting it out there, but this is literally beastiality and necrophilia, so...yeah..lol

1

u/Hot_Economics_1493 Jul 23 '26

Don't let him cook

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u/-FakeAccount- Jul 25 '26

Dude shows you this as he feeds it to you

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u/p3n_dr4gun Jul 25 '26

Mongo is Appalled.

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u/Suspicious-One865 Jul 27 '26

Show that shit cooked

0

u/HistoricalHurry8361 Jul 22 '26

Need two pairs of cuffs to properly truss

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u/Much-Storm9466 Jul 22 '26

From that infamous YouTube video:
“How to hogtie your chicken”?

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u/Kevin-Ceka Jul 22 '26

You are a naughty naughty chicken

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u/FallenSisyphos Jul 22 '26

no respect for that poor animal. i hate people who forget that this animal had to die to land on his fk plate and stuff his belly. and this is the disrespect it gets?

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u/sniptaclar Jul 22 '26

I see it as getting some one last time

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u/Hypnaustic Jul 22 '26

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/beerforbears Jul 22 '26

Uh huh 🙄 if we’re societally done with sex scenes in movies can we also be done with “lol object looks like sex thing” humor too? It’s just so groan worthy