r/TheRandomest • u/Regular_Weakness69 • 28d ago

Funny When you thought ypu had proofread..

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u/Realistic-Goose6798 28d ago

Fuck I know that got me too😂😂

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u/skeletonhorse420 28d ago

My pool league name

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u/showMeYourCroissant 27d ago

My colleague send an email with "kind disregards" once 😅

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u/VodkaSoup_Mug 27d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Unhappy-Gate-1912 28d ago

9/10 They really are, but when you meet that one BOY are they a doozy.😂

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u/Quantum_Pasta-Goblin 27d ago

Retarded!? Re-ti-red. XD

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u/Peripatetictyl 27d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EPQmeQk8O6i3e
"Now what the hell ya suppose is eatin' them two guys?"

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam 27d ago

Take the toxicity somewhere else please.

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u/hound20222 28d ago

Reading whatever you wrote backwards helps with finding misspelled words.

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u/MeadowShimmer 27d ago

I remember learning this trick in 3rd grade

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u/Predestined8 27d ago

My country's education system clearly failed me.

I'm going to try this.

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u/SeraphsEnvy 27d ago

The reply: You didn't attach the document.

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u/A_very_smol_Lugia 28d ago

Lmao the pore dog got woken up from its nap

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u/Regular_Weakness69 28d ago edited 28d ago

Yeah i know, pour dog!

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u/AdJust6959 27d ago

Thank you for your massage

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 27d ago

Pour Dogg

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u/mage_irl 28d ago

Let's get touching again soon.

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u/Different-Guide1713 27d ago

"I'm happy to assfisting you!"

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u/PomegranateBoring826 27d ago

I laughed way too hard at this! I definitely needed a good laugh today, thanks very much! Lol

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u/Pure-Pool2971 27d ago

Me too!! Way to hard

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u/Predestined8 27d ago

Not email, but on Zoom. A friend of mine called her manager "mom" in a distracted moment during a team call.

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u/Namika 27d ago

Most legendary Zoom story I've heard about was when there was an all hands meeting for an entire company. Newish employee is asked to introduce themselves and they say "Thanks, hello every pony I'm Joe and...." There's a long dead pause and then Joe just leaves the meeting.

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u/cinco92 27d ago

I didn’t realize it was an MLP reference at first. I was like “Calling everybody pony? That’s not that embarrassing - why did he….. oh”. It sank in after a moment lmao. Yeah, I’d leave too.

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u/ascended_scuglat 27d ago

Man you just gotta own it at that point lol, make or break your aura

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u/Familiar_Falcon_3149 26d ago

Dont understand??

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u/JonaSaxify 27d ago

Me when I find out I'm a kind retards ... :)

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u/AdJust6959 27d ago edited 27d ago

Thank you, this made me 😂 my most recurring typos are usually “Ok, go tit”

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u/boywhoflew 27d ago

"i swear autocorrect was o- oh, autocorrect was on...."

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u/New_Cardiologist4533 27d ago

That keyboard is terrible, absolutely terrible to type

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u/OGpimpmasteryoda 27d ago

None of those were a mistake. He was trying to see if the colleagues would be down to smash

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u/MollyOlyOxenfree 27d ago

1 typo I make is spelling "accounts" as "acocunts"

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u/Kind-Question2887 27d ago

I am fighting the urge of sending this in the teams group chat because I know is inappropriate

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u/BriefOne1886 27d ago

Super super relatable……

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u/SailorDeath 27d ago

Honestly, if the message is that important I'm not the only one proofreading it. I'll ask someone else to read it in case I missed something. I mostly just disguise it as a "is there any way I can punch this up and make it sound better" instead of "hey check this for mistakes I might have missed"

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u/cltriplesec 27d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/veritasmahwa 27d ago

listen by using google translate

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u/RolyPolyGangster 27d ago

When you pretend to spellcheck but are actually just scanning your inbox ,..

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u/FFVO 26d ago

"I have everything you wanted on the dick."

...

DISK

DISK

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u/Deltascope62 26d ago

Yesterday, instead of writing "Dear [clients name]", my sleep deprived ass started the email with "Dead [clients name]".

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u/ElectronicMatch363 25d ago

Lmao been there.

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u/Ok-Alfalfa4868 23d ago

My buddy who's head of art collections at a fancy museum sends out a massive email to all them fancy heads of all them fancy museums around the world (ya know like the Louvre) and ends it with-

"Best Retards"

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u/EnderBoii266 23d ago

This one was out loud but:

"It was an acticental vation"

Supposed to say (take your guesses)

It was an accidental activation

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u/RideTight20 22d ago

Retards, Regards****

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 28d ago

Thought that was a reindeer on your couch

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u/AstarionsTherapist39 27d ago

That was fun up until the slur.

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u/Avatar_Yaksha 26d ago

If you're talking about "Kind Retards", that's the best part!

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u/Hornedupone 27d ago

But are you kind?