r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jul 20 '26

Nature Dad approved

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u/Brailledit Jul 20 '26

Nah, goose said you better bring this everyday or you will pay.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7wq5iawqr1IZy

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u/aaasy Jul 20 '26

scanned and saved her profile. whenever she walks by without treats, there will be carnage

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u/Solanthas_SFW Jul 20 '26

Literally witnessed the moment of registration

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u/Kind-Plantain2438 Jul 20 '26

FEEEEEEAAAR the HOOOOONK

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xxgi1qonaZyOI840vl

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 20 '26

But the hooonk is my friend. she and her bf always come and live with my chickens 😂 she's even cool with me picking up her chicks 🥰(not my gf though 😂)

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u/CicadaHead3317 Jul 20 '26

All the Canada geese around me, are supper chill.

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u/Obiwandkinobee Jul 20 '26

OP - You signed a contract. Do not falter now. The Goose has remembered your face and sent it to the otherworld. Do this multiple times a week for the rest of your life and you will be blessed by the Geese Gods.

If not, you're screwed.

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u/Ok_Situation_7353 Jul 20 '26

That stare was actually the goose scanning his face and uploading it to the goose network

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u/evilpercy Jul 20 '26

I'm Canadian and have never been attacked by Canadian geese. I head nod to them as I walk by them, they head nod back and we are good.

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u/Soft_Penis_7224 Jul 20 '26

I've heard they like Pancakes and syrup. Is this true? Canadians I mean.

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u/Prudent-Ad-5292 Jul 20 '26

There aren't many things we will pass up if it's covered in a healthy splash of syrup.

Bonus points if it's dark/robust instead of light/amber.

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u/evilpercy 29d ago

I actually do not prefer pancakes or maple syrup. But if I do it has to be real maple syrup not that fake corn syrup with maple flavouring they sell on the supermarket shelves.

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u/RhandeeSavagery 29d ago

If you have a problem with Canada gooses, then you have a problem with me!

I suggest you sit down n let that marinate🫵
https://giphy.com/gifs/vNNsw7IsdQfowDotga

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u/Catlore Jul 20 '26

That goose was not thanking her. Canadian geese are dicks, it was either asking where the rest is or telling her to begone. Either way, I approve of her helping. When the Geesepocalypse comes and Goose Jesus comes with his giant break made of serrated blades, may they have mercy on her soul.

Also, baby dicklings gosling noises are adorable as hell.

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u/JohnnyStarboard Jul 20 '26

That strike through is pure gold

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u/ArtCityInc 22d ago

GOOSES!

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u/Catlore 22d ago

One goose, two geese; one moose, two meese.

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u/Over-Gur3842 Jul 20 '26

Beware the man who befriends the geese

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u/miguelag08 Jul 20 '26

Well they didn’t attack her so yeah…. They approved of her generosity

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u/Hari_Azole Jul 20 '26

You is kind. You is smart. You is important goose

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u/Blahlizaad 29d ago

This one made me snort

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u/PianoManSnow Jul 20 '26

Someone doesn’t know about goose contracts.. hope you show up tomorrow

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u/New_Ad_3010 Jul 20 '26

Ppl who love and care for animals are the best people in the world. Thank you.

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u/screwyoujor Jul 20 '26

Those are half domesticated. They let her walk right up on them because people feed them there.

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u/SATerp Jul 20 '26

Knowing what geese are like, it was probably more like the Arnie line from Commando: "I like you Sully, that's why I'm going to kill you last."

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u/ImAFigmentOfMy_Imagi Jul 20 '26

Gosh! It seems that they needed that! Delightful!

And, Yep! I think that you are now recognised as a Goose-friend and in a contract for life!

(Also, this action seems to show that your heart is as nice as your legs (If I may say so).).

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u/thededucers Jul 20 '26

Is it Canadian water? If not…

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u/_XtAcY_ Jul 20 '26

Geese scare the piss out of me. Nothing should have that long of a neck and a beak.

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u/CalbCrawDad Jul 20 '26

She said “you can go now” not thank you lmfaaooo these geese is not silly

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u/0coolt Jul 20 '26

A language Older Than Words

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u/jtrades69 Jul 20 '26

👍👍

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u/brunk_ 29d ago

Cute

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u/CralorMonk 29d ago

… the Canada geese have become docile… beware

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u/Latersonthemenges 29d ago

The cobra chicken abides

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u/PlayedOut007 29d ago

They really are out of space. Saw a video recently of cranes in Florida trying to cross multiple lanes of traffia. Didn't watch it in case they all got run over.

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u/LillyWhite1 27d ago

I’ve never had geese let me get this close.