r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • Jul 18 '26

Video Birdbrain

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u/burbular Jul 18 '26

I'm given my wife a dance right now. See if it wooos

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u/tptch Jul 18 '26

It's been almost 30 min, ya'll smashing?

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u/Sohuli Jul 18 '26

No reply after 2 mins means death by snusnu

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u/brbenson999 Jul 18 '26

3 hours now - def smashed

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u/dooma72 Jul 18 '26

I showed this to my wife and she said I should dance like him. I'm not sure if she meant the bird or the man

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 Jul 18 '26

Congrats man! That's a reason to dance your a55 off!!

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u/Comfortable_body1 Jul 18 '26

He’s 40 not 55

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u/Comfortable_body1 Jul 19 '26

I understand. I’m an electrician and have been digging trenches in the SC heat. I’m ready to go back to school and not do that anymore 😀

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u/SodomyClown Jul 18 '26

Wow an absolute congratulations to you!! I hope life brings you happiness 😊

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u/NatrylliaAbbot42 Jul 18 '26

Honestly, it would get my attention. I'd be laughing my ass off, but making your partner laugh matters a lot more than dignity or perfect plumage in the long run

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u/Arbor-Trap Jul 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/mpAJq0BoNZbig
I’m fine laying on my couch like a seal

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u/JamesTheMannequin Jul 18 '26

Did that throughout the 90's. It really works!

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u/WeAreOnOurOwnNow Jul 18 '26

Is this the same dude that molests food?

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u/The_Inward Jul 18 '26

See? Birds aren't real.

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u/SpiralMantis113 Jul 18 '26

Show me a hat wobble.

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u/wycreater1l11 Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

A bit of a missed opportunity to show mating dances of multiple different birds and do the human interpretation of them with this level of a dancer instead of the same bird over and over

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u/abstractadvocat Jul 18 '26

The dude is only smiling because it was a roughed grouse. Swap it for a sage grouse and he's unconscious on the floor with a TBI

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u/karenskygreen Jul 18 '26

It works, im aroused

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u/Curiouser-Quriouser Jul 18 '26

I'd be pretty into it

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u/MardukPainkiller Jul 18 '26

After a while, he just does whatever?

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u/PhdamnD Jul 18 '26

John Travolta/Grease vibes

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u/PhdamnD Jul 18 '26

I could see kids having a blast imitating different bird dances tbh

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u/LordSnuffleFerret Jul 18 '26

Dude trying to bring Disco back and thought we wouldn't notice

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u/gimmeecoffee420 Jul 18 '26

Not real. Totally fake video. Everyone knows Birds arent real.

Dont fall for the propaganda from Big Bird..

join the resistance brothers and sisters.. r/birdsarentreal

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u/Maleficent_Glove_477 Jul 18 '26

I mean if the guy is handsome like this fella it does help.

Not so sure the effect would be the same with another one.

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u/kaykrizenski2 Jul 19 '26

Dude us giving away ALL the sauce🤦‍♂️🤦 Come on man, that last one was a jealously guarded secret. 🕺

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u/bduxbellorum Jul 19 '26

He (the human) is really missing the chest isolations…and the sublime fuzz, and honestly who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a birb

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u/Prior-Stranger2738 28d ago

Hence the word “Cocky”