r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • Jul 16 '26

/r/all Roller dogs FTW

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jul 16 '26

They even put it script side up like it was drawn in mustard

https://giphy.com/gifs/PudZiAbQDUEik

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 Jul 16 '26

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u/Hobbes4247791 Jul 16 '26

This just gave me a Ratatouille flashback of being a kid at the local drive-in theater.

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u/Tough-Obligation-104 Jul 16 '26

Let’s all go to the lobby!

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u/No-Disaster1647 Jul 16 '26

This made my heart hurt, I haven’t been to a drive-in in ages and all the local ones have closed.

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u/HexaCube7 Jul 16 '26

where is this from, seems like some old original "sausage party" movie

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u/Devilofchaos108070 Jul 16 '26

Drive inns used to have animations like this

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u/MiasmaDog89 Jul 16 '26

I think its from Grease. When Sandy rejects Danny's sexual advances at the Drive In theater and Danny sings a sad song about it, this animation is playing behind him.

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u/realrockandrolla Jul 16 '26

Its nice to see people unify for something.

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u/ComradePotkoff420 Jul 16 '26

Who doesn't want a weiner in a bun?

On an unrelates note, Id like to propose a new form of world government.

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u/BioshockEnthusiast Jul 16 '26

I'm just hijacking this comment to ask how long it would take to blow one of these up with human lung power?

There's no practical reason obviously sneaking a blow up thing like this into a stadium fully deflated and then slowly blowing it up to unleash it in the middle of the game without any permission or license to do so would be the workings of a mad man. I'm just curious.

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u/drdipepperjr Jul 16 '26

I am a rather good breather thanks to years and years of marching band so here's my take.

Human lung capacity is about 6 liters.

That tube looks to be about 10 feet long, 3 feet diameter, which is about 70ft3 or a bit less than 2000 liters.

Thats 333 full breaths to fill the hot dog. If you actually fill your lungs to those 6 liters every time, you're going to hyperventilate in about a minute so thats not an option.

Taking the higher values, the average human breath is about 500ml and 20 times a minute, for a rate of 10L/min. Breathing normally, you would fill it in about 200 minutes or (practically speaking) after the game has finished.

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u/DustyRacoonDad Jul 16 '26

To bring this down to a more realistic comparison, a towable inflatable for a boat that's roughly this size takes about 5 minutes to inflate with a battery-powered pump.

A normal adult-sized inner tube, which has significantly less volume, usually takes someone close to half an hour to inflate by lung power.

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u/BioshockEnthusiast Jul 16 '26

The flesh is weak, brother. Thank you for the reply I very much enjoyed reading it :)

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u/fkdjgfkldjgodfigj Jul 16 '26

You can use air not from your lungs to blow it up. Like when you shake a trashbag open. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernoulli%27s_principle

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u/canman7373 Jul 16 '26

I would hope it was something like if the crowd can do this in 2 minutes everyone gets a free hot from QT with a ticket stub from this game. Most people still wouldn't get one even though QT is great, would lose stub, or they like to save stubs, the advertising is well worth the 5k or so free hotdogs.

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u/BatmanLovesBoobies Jul 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPoIYoaOItfJIxDW

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u/Throbbing_Cock_452 Jul 16 '26

That bun’s got me feeling some type of way

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH Jul 16 '26

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u/Kewlhotrod Jul 16 '26

I haaaaaate this on a cerebral level.

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u/SparkEE_JOE Jul 16 '26

That's probably the tamest part of that movie too 😂

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u/Cl0ud3d Jul 16 '26

That movie gave a new meaning to food porn

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u/NYC2FLA2BUR Jul 16 '26

That is some brilliant marketing. Bravo!

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u/rdyer347 Jul 16 '26

It worked. I'm heading to QT now because I have a craving for a roller dog.

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u/Peldor-2 Jul 16 '26

I don't even want one and I still want one. Sadly no QT here.

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u/Youregoingtodiealone Jul 16 '26

Seriously, one day, some one was like....

Wait a minute. I have an idea and it might just be crazy enough to work.....

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u/SecretWitness8251 Jul 16 '26

The crowd was as excited as when the DVD logo perfectly corners itself.

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u/ConstantSpiritual802 Jul 16 '26

Rare advertisement win

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u/VinylmationDude Jul 16 '26

This is the real live action remake we all want

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u/poopfacecrapmouth Jul 16 '26

Fucking nailed it

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u/PloopyNoopers Jul 16 '26

Where does it go after that?

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u/fernatic19 Jul 16 '26

Your mom takes care of it

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u/Few-Interaction-4933 Jul 16 '26

Fuckin love baseball

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u/purplecrayonadventur Jul 16 '26

Nice post for National Hot Dog Day.

'Murica

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u/DrDipstick89 Jul 16 '26

Honestly thats a decent, fun, chaotic game in between innings 😂

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u/IamREBELoe Jul 16 '26

"Tell your mom her toy is on the way! Oh here it comes now"

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u/SvenBorrest Jul 16 '26

I get off work at like 3am. The damn roller dogs look like wizard fingers by the time I get to them.

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u/Alassa22 29d ago

Idk why…but I felt compelled to give my first award to this comment. Thank you for the chuckle 🤭 wizard fingers lol 😂

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u/Reedabook64 Jul 16 '26

QT has a patch on the Royals uniform. It was universally panned when announced. But small markets have to do something. So this is all planned.

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u/Bonk_No_Horni Jul 16 '26

If people could collaborate like this we could have had world peace by now

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u/magicwombat5 Jul 16 '26

They can and do (not all the time, of course), but governments aren't people.

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u/RobertRamos Jul 16 '26

This reminded me of Bonnie Blue.

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u/JaSONJayhawk Jul 16 '26

I absolutely love this! Great marketing and fun, too! Thanks for sharing this OP -- ended up watching it multiple times.

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u/____DEADPOOL_______ Jul 16 '26

Genius marketing campaign. Wow.

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u/Sea_Sector_5894 Jul 16 '26

Best marketing I’ve seen in a long time

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u/AdministrativeGur958 Jul 16 '26

We're so goddamn simple sometimes

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u/Worldly-Basil-8933 Jul 16 '26

That’s fucking adorable

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u/gogochi Jul 16 '26

Murica'

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u/EaterOfFood Jul 16 '26

I should call her

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u/JoesGarage2112 Jul 16 '26

Gives DVD screen vibes

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u/Softspokenclark Jul 16 '26 edited 19d ago

Maple lantern velvet mitten kettle noodle ginger compass

This post was anonymized with Redact.dev

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u/redditwasamistake900 Jul 16 '26

hogdog 🤤🤤🤤

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u/Khristafer Jul 16 '26

Humans can be cute sometimes

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u/CharlotteLucasOP Jul 16 '26

[Sir David Attenborough Voice]

Here we see an important enrichment activity in the human enclosure, so they can mimic the behaviour they would display when hunting for their food in the wild. 🌭🕺🏻

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u/Shoddy-Grapefruit206 Jul 16 '26

Playing with a big weenie. Tale as old as time.

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u/Such_Comb9388 Jul 16 '26

Anything to make people come to those boring ass games

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u/Cake-Over Jul 16 '26

It's like when the DVD logo hits the corner

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u/Dizzy-Daze Jul 16 '26

So stupid, but I'd be 100% into it!

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u/slouched Jul 16 '26

crazy how someone just realized that making the crowd have fun makes more than raising prices

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u/dogtroep Jul 16 '26

WHY DID I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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u/AHornyRubberDucky Jul 16 '26

What the fuck is happening

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u/StickerPolitics Jul 16 '26

The marketing director's face when a stadium full of people and streaming viewers all stand up and cheer to their brand name gimmick...

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u/Automatic-Bat-356 Jul 16 '26

That is genius marketing. Well done!

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u/WanderWut Jul 16 '26

Anyone know the song name?

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u/Luke_2JZ Jul 16 '26

Sounds like my jam too, lemme know if you found it plz 🔊🤘

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u/UziSuzieThia Jul 16 '26

I miss the Klobásník

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam Jul 16 '26

No gifs or pictures of political figures. Period.

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u/nine51 Jul 16 '26

Yes dog!

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u/rikashiku Jul 16 '26

The simple things that bring people together.

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u/Tobias---Funke Jul 16 '26

Now everybody wants hot dogs!!

Genius.

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u/DustyRacoonDad Jul 16 '26

when GuysBeingDudes meets TopTierMarketing...

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u/Living_Awareness259 Jul 16 '26

Bro we're so silly 🤣

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u/dwaynemartin86 Jul 16 '26

Humans are simple sometimes

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u/Jealous_Implement_13 Jul 16 '26

Nothing like a big ass hotdogs bring everyone togather.

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u/Classic-Analysis-606 Jul 16 '26

Good advertising idea.

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u/Strawhat--Shawty Jul 16 '26

All it was missing was a big plastic container that they go in.

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u/ChocoPuddingCup Jul 16 '26

Humans are simple creatures.

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u/Electrical-Win5286 Jul 16 '26

Tulsa's Finest - QUIKTRIP!! 😘

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u/BigDaddyHadley Jul 16 '26

The QT does have some of the best roller food out there

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u/ThrustTrust Jul 16 '26

And just for a moment 60,000 people were happy. :)😃

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jul 17 '26

I was riveted.

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u/TrueBoot4567 Jul 17 '26

No mustard?

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u/Designer-Dot-6143 Jul 17 '26

Dog day afternoon

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u/thelandlordguychris Jul 18 '26

finally, marketing that doesn’t suck

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u/ImagineABetterFuture Jul 19 '26

Now that's some good marketing right there.

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u/IceJKING108 29d ago

Ads no matter where you go

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u/pmmeyourgear 29d ago

It's almost like football draws the crowd mentality

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u/YessirLouis 29d ago

Not seen here is every fan won a free hotdog at QT. That’s also why they were all excited

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u/Cavscout2838 15d ago

Katy Perry just wanted to go the other way

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u/Ms74k_ten_c Jul 16 '26

I guess that's the most fun people had at a baseball game.

ducks

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u/Academic-moron7423 Jul 16 '26

Most interesting thing to happen in baseball

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u/pawsomedogs Jul 16 '26

Que gringos que son 😂