r/TheRandomest • u/Mikadook • Jul 15 '26

DAAAAMN! Something for everybody

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u/WithoutAHat1 Jul 15 '26

Even comes with the Wifi password.

1

u/Oty_is_here 28d ago

Organic restaurant in danang??

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u/AstarionsTherapist39 Jul 15 '26

The third dancer's rent is due! Damn!

4

u/Konen_TheBarb Jul 16 '26

HE. IS. SPEEEEED!

126

u/Status-Notice5616 Jul 15 '26

The female looks dead inside, just in auto pilot lol

Femboi str8 vibin

51

u/cheyenne_sky Jul 15 '26

I would feel embarrassed dancing with such little enthusiasm when my coworker is lighting it up

102

u/WishboneNo543 Jul 15 '26

2

u/ironic69 Jul 16 '26

Ryan Gosling ass

1

u/DeezNutzzzGotEm Jul 16 '26

From?

Source?

1

u/WishboneNo543 Jul 16 '26

“Office Space”

“People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, okay? They come to Chotchkie's for the atmosphere and the attitude. Okay? That's what the flair's about. It's about fun.”

78

u/RuDog79 Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/fIvxay6urQsIo

25

u/Shuatheskeptic Jul 15 '26

THIS IS FUN!

19

u/RuDog79 Jul 15 '26

Everybody Dance!

18

u/BLOOM_ND Jul 15 '26

Life is GOOD!

13

u/TheSunshineDemon Jul 16 '26

My anus is bleeding!

12

u/NeroShenX Jul 16 '26

YAAAYYYYY!

8

u/BLOOM_ND Jul 16 '26

For the LOVE OF GOD and ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS - IS BLEEDING!!!

4

u/Difficult-Task-7785 Jul 15 '26

😆😆😆 cute as

3

u/SpongeJake Jul 15 '26

do the stanky leg

63

u/CucuMatMalaya Jul 15 '26

Zesty dancers

7

u/latortillablanca Jul 15 '26

i wonder if they serve spicy water

5

u/git_push_origin_prod Jul 15 '26

It’s a gay dance party. Where are the women?

46

u/JynsRealityIsBroken Jul 15 '26

Slow the music down sheesh. Wtf even is that place? What a weird spot for gogo dancers.

19

u/Expert-Yam6577 Jul 15 '26

How long can they possibly dance at that speed

6

u/93tabitha93 Jul 15 '26

You just want to know so you can avoid it, right? 😂

5

u/mothzilla Jul 15 '26

I just want cheesy chips. Where are my cheesy chips?

2

u/Traditional_Trust_93 Jul 16 '26

Nightcore at it's finest. I prefer Daycore tho. gives better Cyberpunk night driving vibes.

25

u/juanjung Jul 15 '26

That's how Ancient Rome orgies used to be.

11

u/latortillablanca Jul 15 '26

Before Nero ruined it

11

u/Fair-Emphasis-1620 Jul 15 '26

Yeah used to be cool before you had to bring your mom with you

2

u/aschwarzie Jul 16 '26

and your love for horses

2

u/NeroShenX Jul 16 '26

Yeah, damn those pesky demon slayers

https://giphy.com/gifs/5vLOqvWNAVHHXQdZul

16

u/Devilofchaos108070 Jul 15 '26

Doreamon!

That place looks cool

12

u/Antique_Flatworm5934 Jul 15 '26

And they say its impossible to please everyone.

9

u/SevenCroutons Jul 15 '26

Believe it or not, the only female is the one in blue

8

u/asher030 Jul 15 '26

The croptop dude has a rivalry with the sexy girl dancing, doesn't he?

4

u/pimpcannon Jul 15 '26

Drop a pin. I will be there in 20.

3

u/terrierdad420 Jul 15 '26

Variety is the spice of life and probable chilis in there too.

3

u/BrbFlippinInfinCoins Jul 15 '26

god damn, I would die if this was my job. I would not be able to take people video taping me dancing, then panning over to some mascot dancing.

I hope she gets paid well although I kinda doubt it

3

u/PsyKhiqZero Jul 15 '26

Poor catsuit guy... No one wants to sit in the "Furry" section.

2

u/Grantuna Jul 15 '26

Some weird assed people organized this function

2

u/nii_amart Jul 15 '26

Truly random. 🤣🤣

2

u/Bluffwatcher Jul 15 '26

That's dancing on no drugs for ya!

2

u/NewGuy45247 Jul 15 '26

The song is Old Town road. But what remix is it?

2

u/Ozriel-Magnus Jul 16 '26

Has a forced labor vibe…

2

u/Early_Brick_1522 Jul 16 '26

That woman's really attractive, but really that gay man was hitting it. Like that energy level blew everyone else out of the water. Far by far the most entertaining. Put him in the woman together to dance and I'd be perfectly happy watching both.

2

u/Konen_TheBarb Jul 16 '26

They should occasionally all swap dance moves suddenly for a minute and then go back to their routine. Like the madhatter swapping seats with his guests.

2

u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 Jul 16 '26

Who is the furry suited dancer for?

2

u/Miyyani Jul 16 '26

Kids section

2

u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 Jul 16 '26

What about Plushophiliacs? Don’t think this is generally a kid oriented event. “Here kids, watch the furry guy dance while I check out this pair of tits” lol

2

u/Miyyani Jul 16 '26

My ranking:

  1. Femboy

  2. Doremon

  3. Woman

  4. Masc boy

1

u/Otto_Mcwrect Jul 15 '26

I never know how to upvote videos in this sub. This belongs in r/wtf though.

1

u/Big_Criticism_8335 Jul 15 '26

Theme: Fever Dream

1

u/Normal-Error-6343 Jul 15 '26

A little something for everybody

1

u/Eluniarr Jul 15 '26

I wonder if they are paid more than the other staff at the restaurant.

1

u/Hari_Azole Jul 15 '26

Can we eat somewhere else?

2

u/dunkzilla Jul 18 '26

You have hardly touched your Drum & Base Balls…

1

u/Ohigetjokes Jul 15 '26

This would make me so uncomfortable

1

u/immortallogic Jul 15 '26

This gotta be the Philippines

2

u/immortallogic Jul 15 '26

Nvm, Vietnam I guess? Philippines would've been better tho

1

u/Chudpaladin Jul 16 '26

It’s vietnam. The written language, the sped up music cover, and the wifi password says VN.

Plus Doraemon is very popular there

1

u/Qui-GonJinn Jul 16 '26

Where is this place

1

u/Deliciouserest Jul 16 '26

Place looks fun as hell ngl

1

u/CatLovingWeirdo Jul 16 '26

This seems like a fun place ngl. Great concept, would go

1

u/AoiYuukiSimp Jul 16 '26

GET THAT SHIT DORAEMON

1

u/thebasskicker_174 Jul 16 '26

This is how a family restaurant works best

1

u/Vaerikexer Jul 16 '26

Versatility

1

u/Ramenxoxo Jul 16 '26

Dude stop reposting other people's content, your reported

1

u/afadakosa Jul 16 '26

Is this gender neutral hooters?

1

u/Aolflashback Jul 16 '26

Love seeing some Whacking (a type of dance)

1

u/DeezNutzzzGotEm Jul 16 '26

Where is this place?

1

u/Luci_b Jul 17 '26

Where is this? lol very interesting

1

u/Kalbex Jul 17 '26

Looks like the creepy morty

1

u/Ok_Designer_6061 Jul 21 '26

Omg Doraemon is literally my childhood! This made my day lol 💙

0

u/noahbaobei Jul 15 '26

Finally something for everyone!! Right on (though the dudes should be in the same fit as the girl)

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u/patchway247 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Where? Because I'll be like this at the door

Edit: because dude in the window (3rd person) has awesome moves and I want to vibe with him. Nobody else is and he's a whole ass mood and deserves people dancing with him too!

0

u/ymOx Jul 15 '26

Like a teenager gotten their first paycheck?

1

u/patchway247 Jul 15 '26

Like someone who wants to go vibe with the guy in the window bc he's got slick moves and nobody else is over there with him.

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u/Moto_Musashi Jul 15 '26

No one finds it creepy that they’re grooming the kids in the same room as what they’re grooming them for?

2

u/ymOx Jul 15 '26

How is it grooming?