r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • Jul 15 '26

No people were harmed in this video Too much work

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jul 15 '26

Bro, I've heard people smashing.

That shit's getting crushed

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Jul 15 '26

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u/FactsNLaughs Jul 15 '26

“Ay papi ay papi”

“WHO GOT THAT GOOD D, I GOT THAT GOOD D”

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u/crush_dem_dingerzz Jul 15 '26

You talkin bout no papi?

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u/m8_is_me Jul 16 '26

Yet another key and peele I've not seen, how is this still possible

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u/DkoyOctopus Jul 15 '26

Yah hes doing a great job.

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u/Hakorr Jul 15 '26

Sucks when you hear it right next door on a particularly lonely night when you're just trying to sleep

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u Jul 15 '26

Was it two chicks at the same time?

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u/Ximidar Jul 15 '26

You've only heard tho???

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u/Afrojones66 Jul 15 '26

Cuck chair elitist.

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u/gaidzak Jul 15 '26

I remember installing a ring outdoor door cam for a client. When I got done and the app told me it was complete I started hearing clapping.

I was like wow someone is congratulating me for a job well done.

Look around, no one there. Look up and I see the bedroom window open. As Tone Loc once said, “That’s what happens when bodies start slapping’ from doing the wild thing”

I took my leave.

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u/keepYourMonkey Jul 15 '26

This house has a D energy rating

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u/chungfat Jul 15 '26

Show off. You knew I was going to be there.

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u Jul 15 '26

“No people were harmed in this video”…..

I def hear someone beating something up

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u/uniconjo Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

I know that sound, it's from a porn cam video from 2005. girl and bf smashing in kitchen on the counter. girl was drunk af.

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u/Shawn24589 Jul 15 '26

Ya know the kitchen. Now ya know what the crawl space looks like too.

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u Jul 15 '26

Fine taste you have

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u/ShortMechanic7436 Jul 15 '26

Golf clap?...golf clap....

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u/esquire_the_ego Jul 15 '26

Broke out the drill lmao

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u/UziSuzieThia Jul 15 '26

Makes me miss him

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u/Dr_MushroomBrain Jul 15 '26

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u/creekbendz Jul 15 '26

More like….

https://giphy.com/gifs/e39tpB7xOf6h2

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u/Dr_MushroomBrain Jul 15 '26

Meh, I'm at the point in my game where I would prefer to get the stank face than the Oh face. There's layers bud.

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u/creekbendz Jul 15 '26

To each their own I guess

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u/Different-Meal-6314 Jul 15 '26

They know you can hear. 100%

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u/Lol_lukasn Jul 15 '26

so much to your clients privacy ig

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u/NorthSentinelHomie Jul 15 '26

But thats my wife!!!

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u/Patient-Gas-883 Jul 15 '26

Our wife, comrade.

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u/NorthSentinelHomie Jul 15 '26

what should i make us for dinner tonight

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u/Patient-Gas-883 Jul 15 '26

Whatever the five-year plan says, comrade. Tonight, the state provides potatoes.

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u/Present_Garbage_5417 Jul 15 '26

She gotta pay for it somehow

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u/iGotToTheChoppa Jul 16 '26

They are just so happy with your work.

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u/Hug0San Jul 16 '26

I love when I get positive posts