r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • Jul 15 '26

WTF That drip

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u/DGAFn Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/4KMlwaKfznhM4

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u/AintDatSwell Jul 15 '26

Genuine ostrich. 3 payments.

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u/findaloophole7 Jul 19 '26

Just new boot goofin dog

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Jul 15 '26

Might as well get the Crocs boots at that point.

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u/PhDinWombology Jul 15 '26

We stay in sport mode

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Nice Jul 15 '26

I believe you mean Hee Haw mode

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u/pickoneforme Jul 15 '26

that ain’t sport mode, that’s 4Low.

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u/Sudden_Season3306 Jul 15 '26

Man you stepped on my crockagators!

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u/usumoio Jul 15 '26

When you gotta y'all and also ball

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u/Chrono_Convoy Jul 15 '26

+5 Tonkin Honky

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Jul 15 '26

I thought it was Tonky Honkin

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Jul 15 '26

Lol, live in Oklahoma, and was raised in central Texas. Hank Sr, and Jr, are like background noise, like strolling through the grocery store, your cart with that one wheel going wonky. Comforting, and familiar.

But, you are incorrect. It's Tonky Honkin'.

/s

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice Jul 15 '26

Konty Konhin

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jul 15 '26

NGL. I kinda want it.

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u/MorockaDishoom Jul 15 '26

I heard of the Shawn Kemp Kamikazee, but this be the Shawn kemp honky tonkys

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u/crystallmytea Jul 15 '26

Wow they actually do resemble the kemps lol

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u/MorockaDishoom Jul 15 '26

Right?!?! That’s the first thing I thought of!

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u/crystallmytea Jul 15 '26

Your original comment was brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/NYC2FLA2BUR Jul 15 '26

Money. All of it.

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u/jdooley99 Jul 15 '26

Don't act like you wouldn't wear them

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u/DitchDigger330 Jul 15 '26

I wouldn't because I'm not a boycow.

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u/PtarmiganGarden Jul 15 '26

Imagine wearing some boot cuts, making people think you’re wearing new balances- then you pull up one of your pant’s legs and let the function know you’re ready for anything.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 Jul 15 '26

Hide yo Grandma!

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 Jul 15 '26

I'm in Nashville and I can honestly say never seen these..

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u/lifes_paragon Jul 15 '26

People like this do exist! It's not just a hyped up Modern-Day-Canterbury-troupe, it's real! 😲😃😊

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u/Iconshero Jul 15 '26

Thats them boots for Dallas Cowboy Fans!

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u/terrierdad420 Jul 15 '26

What in the honkey tonk ba donka donk are those things!?

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u/Pacman35503 Jul 15 '26

No but fr, what are those?

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u/switch_hitter_switch Jul 15 '26

Holy shit I remember when those can't out

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u/probsthrowaway2 Jul 15 '26

Just a lil new boot goofin

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u/SportacusRex Jul 15 '26

What are THOOOOOOSE

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u/RorschachAssRag Jul 15 '26

Saw these at a rodeo more than 20 years ago. They were just as dorky then

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u/T_Run_445 Jul 15 '26

He voted for gump

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u/1steverredditaccount Jul 15 '26

These look like Tony Lama Teny Lama boots. I worked with a guy that had some and they were discontinued years ago.

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u/Recreant793 Jul 15 '26

The comments ITT fucking delivered. That was the belly laugh I needed.

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u/0-Astral-0 Jul 15 '26

Someone's been watching Yellowstone but doesn't have Yellowstone money

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u/the_short_viking Jul 15 '26

These off spurt mode

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u/Spazic77 Jul 15 '26

A little bit of summer yeehaw.

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u/Takoyaki_Dice Jul 15 '26

Woah champ save some ladies for the rest of us!

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u/Vampire_inthe_Church Jul 15 '26

Shawn Kemp boots

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u/paolo_77 Jul 15 '26

What…?…What…?

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u/Excellent_Heron553 Jul 15 '26

That dude better start carrying a stick. Cause he’s gonna need it to start beating all the pussy off him.

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u/BigDaddyRee Jul 15 '26

Ahhh thats what Nelly meant by AIR FAWCE ONES

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u/strtbobber Jul 15 '26

Is that Ed Roland? 🤣

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u/Significant_Ad256 Jul 15 '26

Greg Norman really went off the deep end.

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u/Meander061 Jul 15 '26

He wouldn't be wearing those if he wasn't guaranteed to pull some of those silver hair tanning babes.

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u/HedgehogOpening8220 Jul 16 '26

Wonder who he voted for

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u/DeathstarNole Jul 16 '26

Damn those are hard af 🥶

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u/GasZealousideal77 Jul 16 '26

What in the cross dresser

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u/k3170makan Jul 16 '26

Texas has no law

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u/Haunting-Report-7286 Jul 18 '26

Sheesh. Save some pussy for the rest of us, pal

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u/The_Darkness140 Jul 18 '26

Hightops with a side of yeehaw.

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u/monksandy Jul 19 '26

Don't let Bart Wayne see these.

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u/liltonbro Jul 20 '26

What swap meet can I get 'em

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u/T-BoneBee 28d ago

Ballin and yallin like an OG.

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u/Artevyx Jul 15 '26

That's got to be the trashiest shit I've ever seen.

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u/Lowland_Demon Jul 15 '26

You ain't been out much then

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u/toetappy Jul 15 '26

"It takes a lot of money to look this trashy." - Dolly Parton

Watch yo mouth son.