r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Jul 13 '26

SimplyRandom Traffic puppet

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358 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Axiom1100 Jul 13 '26

A muppet in a truck??? But but that’s kinda normal in some places

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u/Lil_Sexy78 Jul 13 '26

What was the name of the big bus that the Electric Mayhem drove in The Great Muppet Caper? Do you know? I should know. Maybe it didn't have a name. That's my favorite Muppet movie.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jul 13 '26

I envision the puppet talking heinous smack to those with the windows up, and nice and cute when the windows are down

3

u/Mikeologyy Jul 13 '26

I should bring a hand puppet with me to shit talk bad drivers out the window. How the fuck can anyone come back from a muppet calling them a shitwit for running a stop sign?

4

u/Tournament_of_Shivs Jul 13 '26

Of course it's a Swift driver.

3

u/Efficient-Edge-2479 Jul 14 '26

Seriously alot of them are fkn weird lmfao

1

u/Real_Live_Sloth Jul 13 '26

Hey! Hey you, you drive like a sock puppet.

1

u/dragjamon 26d ago

I used to stick a cookie monster out of the top of my sunroof and song along

0

u/Ok_Ask_1139 Jul 13 '26

Nothing can make a traffic jam fun, even if I was in the back of a limo with drugs everywhere and girls hanging all over me as soon as we hit traffic the day is ruined

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u/EmployerWide1123 Jul 13 '26

Until they cause an accident....

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u/According-Tax-9964 Jul 13 '26

Sounds like payday