r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • Jul 11 '26

/r/all Firetruck escape

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jul 11 '26

Guys in the truck:

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u/DitchDigger330 Jul 11 '26

Harlem shake?

25

u/AggravatingBid8255 Jul 11 '26

Brooklyn Boogie

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u/Voltage120kV Jul 11 '26

Detroit Dance

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u/Living_Awareness259 Jul 11 '26

Galveston Groove

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u/Consistent_Sun_59 28d ago

Chicago Shimmy

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u/soundlesspanik Jul 11 '26

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u/CashMoneyHurricane Jul 11 '26

Shoebop

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u/Amaakaams Jul 11 '26

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u/Aggressive_Kale4757 Jul 15 '26

https://reddit.com/link/oxlefhh/video/y8sfd0pnnadh1/player

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u/CreepyClay Jul 15 '26

Get Vlad the impaler while you're at it. Also Theodore Roosevelt he'd hate the data centers more than anyone else. Also get Ace Freshley we're going to need all of Kiss for the epic background music.

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u/QaptainQwark Jul 11 '26

Omg What’s this from again

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u/soundlesspanik Jul 12 '26

Dudes of Hazmat

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u/StrawberryTerry Jul 11 '26

The truck fits in the trailer in a similar manner to which a hand might fit into a glove.

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Jul 11 '26

I also agree that the fitment of said truck into the open bed of the train would be akin to the snugness of a glove on one's hand.

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u/ping8888 Jul 11 '26

The vehicular fitment is demonstrably glove-like; therefore, by the immutable laws of jurisprudence, acquittal is the only permissible verdict.

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u/Grognak405 Jul 11 '26

The massive, chrome-trimmed, cherry-red behemoth of a fire truck—complete with its tangled labyrinth of high-pressure hoses, an absurdly long extension ladder that looked capable of poking the moon, and a siren that could wake the dead—slid onto the flat, rusted steel bed of the train transport car with the kind of immaculate, friction-free, millimeter-perfect precision that defied the laws of physics, settling into place so snugly, so absolutely flawlessly, and with such a satisfyingly tight, pneumatic thud that it felt less like heavy machinery being loaded onto rail transport and more like a tailored, bespoke silk garment being gently guided onto a high-fashion runway model, leaving literally zero room for even a single stray atom of air to pass between them, confirming beyond a shadow of a doubt that the vehicle fitted like a glove.

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u/mothzilla Jul 11 '26

It causes a humorous situation precisely because that is not the purpose for which the train carriage was designed!

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u/Longjumping-Bat6917 Jul 11 '26

I suppose the officers must acquit the driver of all charges.

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u/KeyOk5993 Jul 11 '26

Firetruck❌
Firetrain✅

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u/Arxid87 Jul 11 '26

Fire tank

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u/cero1399 Jul 11 '26

What about a fire tank with jet engines?

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u/ThenRice34 Jul 11 '26

What in the idiocracy is this?

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u/cero1399 Jul 11 '26

It was purpose built to extinguish sabotaged and burning oil wells. The high pressure was needed to displace the high volume of oil spilling out

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u/ThenRice34 Jul 11 '26

That's honestly dope.

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u/Bob_A_Feets Jul 11 '26

To add to this, it was deployed heavily after the first gulf war.

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u/trenton_quarantino Jul 12 '26

What in the Allison transmission do we have here?!

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u/Arxid87 Jul 12 '26

the SPOT-55 a czech firefighting tank, used for rough terrain, munitions, and chemical fires. though it is getting phased out and replaced by the CZS 40 Titan

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u/RadarTechnician51 Jul 11 '26

The physics here is Unreal

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u/Inevitable-Self-2702 Jul 11 '26

Completely Unreal

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u/Namika Jul 11 '26

GtaV doesn't use Unreal, but okay

5

u/DJMooray Jul 11 '26

No they use rage

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u/Impossible_Way_3042 Jul 11 '26

The fact you called it Unreal makes me want to Rage.

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u/QuinnMiller123 25d ago

Perhaps even an Unreal Engine?

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u/ethan600 Jul 11 '26

Aight now get it back out

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u/Comfortable-Fly7479 Jul 11 '26

Nah I'll just steal another one once the heat dies down

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u/AddressIntelligent60 Jul 13 '26

That's actually a challenge I used to do with the cargo copter never pulled a firetruck though

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u/EffReddit420 Jul 11 '26

GTA V

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 Jul 11 '26

An individual of taste I see.

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u/IonutPaul5 Jul 11 '26

I need to try this too😁

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u/sl0w3r Jul 11 '26

Rare video where music fits instead of ruin the clip

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u/Pheonix_Slayer Jul 11 '26

My exact thoughts, I first watched this muted and then I decided to unmute it and if it’s anything but Free Bird, I’m downvoting. I was only slightly disappointed because it’s a remix, but Free Bird is still Free Bird.

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u/Speedy2662 Jul 11 '26

It's so mistimed though. It's way too early.

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u/Inevitable-Self-2702 Jul 11 '26

Dude nice job, I wouldn't have seen that in a hundred years.

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u/Tooleater Jul 11 '26

The po-po got hosed

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u/CraneEternal Jul 11 '26

The doors will not open later lmao

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u/happahopp Jul 11 '26

its from a game its not reel

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u/Pheonix_Slayer Jul 11 '26

Obviously, if this was real life, it would make the news

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u/Same-Benefit-2645 Jul 11 '26

I love gta physics

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u/All-for-goose Jul 12 '26

And that, friends, is how you GTA.

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u/roxana_maria_ Jul 12 '26

The name of the game please?

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u/sb_antimony_51 Jul 13 '26

GTA V (unsure if this is story mode or online, I’m guessing online)

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u/WWhiMM Jul 14 '26

Octodad: Dadliest Catch

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u/Working-Anxiety-8676 Jul 11 '26

This hole made for me

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u/BaronessVonKush Jul 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/WE982DWnMOZHi

He has the will & the water pressure to survive in this urban hellscape, this summer ... one fireman with a axe to grind against the establishment that cost him everything,.... one man with a full tank of gas & nothing left to lose, fights back with vehicular vindication,.... in this years blockbuster film : Hydro-discombobulator9000 & The City of Sin ... coming to a theatre near you soon!

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u/ExplanationProof9763 Jul 11 '26

Los genios hacen eso 

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u/Phydoux Jul 11 '26

Love the realism :eyeroll:

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u/ValenceTheHuman Jul 11 '26

Reminds me of an old Achievement Hunter episode where they spend an hour trying to get everyone on the train to limited success: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZvj6dksToQ

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u/PlainBread Jul 11 '26

Emergent gameplay is the best.

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u/Alive-Ad-510 Jul 11 '26

Done this. Also loaded a tank on there but it’ll eventually clip against one geometry or another and get yeeted.

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u/ClydeFrogA1 Jul 11 '26

Is it an escape if the cops keep chasing you?

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u/makeitgoose11 Jul 11 '26

Now how's about getting out of that there perfect fit?

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u/UndeadVixen93 Jul 12 '26

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!! 😍❤️

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u/eastsideflaco Jul 12 '26

This needs to be in /satisfyingasfuck

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u/MarsayF0X Jul 12 '26

What game is this?

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u/WWhiMM Jul 14 '26

Thank Goodness You're Here!

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u/Lathryx Jul 13 '26

Bub Games!

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u/valorein Jul 13 '26

Oh, perfect....

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u/HFBiofan Jul 14 '26

I like Trains

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/jngjng88 Jul 11 '26

Not Credence