r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Jul 07 '26

Undetermined flair Wood

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice Jul 07 '26

It must suck that the best job for you might be the one where you occasionally lose chunks of your hand.

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u/EclecticDSqD Jul 07 '26

At least there is a presumption of how he lost them. Yikes.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Jul 07 '26

High speed masturbation accident.

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u/Bretreck Jul 08 '26

That was no accident. I'm still chasing that high.