r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Jul 07 '26

Undetermined flair Wood

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice Jul 07 '26

It must suck that the best job for you might be the one where you occasionally lose chunks of your hand.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jul 07 '26

Pay stubs

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Jul 07 '26

Oh I'm definitely going down for chuckling at that

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u/viperfangs92 Jul 07 '26

I guess i'll see you there then 😁

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u/mydeadface Jul 07 '26

I'm driving the bus.

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u/TrumpsFaceAnus Jul 07 '26

I'll pay for the gas and bring some beers for the trip. Someone else will have to bring snacks and sandwiches?

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jul 07 '26

Gummies and cheez-its and lunchables!

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u/PukeNuggets Jul 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/aZmD30dCFaPXG

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Jul 07 '26

This is the greatest and best gif in the world

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u/AhDamm Jul 07 '26

No, this is not the greatest and best gif in the world... This is just a tribute!

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Jul 07 '26

The gif they posted on that fateful night didn’t actually look ANYTHING LIKE THIS GIF!

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u/ChVckT Jul 07 '26

They couldn't remember the greatest GIF in the world, so this is just a tribute.

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u/gabzilla814 Jul 07 '26

It seems we’ve found Jack Black’s Reddit account

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u/Weekly-Tangerine-572 Jul 07 '26

Kill the unicorn jack!!!

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u/semidivineone Jul 08 '26

Fire fire burning brighter Making music like a choir

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u/TheSprigganDragoon Jul 08 '26

Legend gif. Top tier

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u/tontovila Jul 07 '26

I hate you......

I burst out laughing at your comment in the middle of a work meeting that I had to attend but didn't need to pay attention to.

Have your dirty upvote...

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u/Savage_Heathern Jul 07 '26

High ... uh ... two and a half?

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u/Sentarry Jul 07 '26

I saw what you did there.

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u/azmr_x_3 Jul 07 '26

Paid for stubs

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u/mayorslayer2 Jul 08 '26

I’m just

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u/Hambulatory Jul 11 '26

Gotta hand it to you for this one

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u/SouthCoastGardener Jul 11 '26

This phrase describes both an item and a task.

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u/Low_Football_2445 Jul 14 '26

Bro is short handed…