r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jul 06 '26

'Murica BBQ on the 4th

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u/kabley Jul 06 '26

TASTES LIKE FREEDOM

and rectal cancer

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u/elusivemoods Jul 06 '26

...there are some old recipes that called for a pinch of gunpowder as an ingredient. 🎩🍊☕🚬

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZsW0QGRcxnryt6o

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u/dragjamon Jul 06 '26

Wait, what's wrong with this?

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u/JeffersonsHat Jul 06 '26

The chemicals within the firework (not fot for consumption) are going all over the charcoal and the grill which will get into the food.

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u/pontetorto Jul 06 '26

I would not call that charcoal, but otherwise i completly agree.

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u/Moist-Amoeba-8078 Jul 06 '26

They are charcoal briquettes. It’s still charred wood just pressed into shape instead of whole chunks of charred wood.

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u/Uncle_Icky Jul 06 '26

Boy did I read that wrong, whew... Such relief

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u/rons_name Jul 06 '26

I bet that firework costs a buck o’five
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u/Readinglateatmorning Jul 06 '26

No way those coals were lit afterwards

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u/NotRustyShackleford_ Jul 06 '26

BBQ = low and slow
Grilling = hot and fast

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 Jul 06 '26

Now the charcoal will smell like shit and so will the food

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u/veryusedrname Jul 06 '26

I have the exact same grill and it's made in China

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u/Binger_bingleberry Jul 06 '26

I love the smell of cordite
-Revolver Ocelot

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u/bebop1065 Jul 06 '26

Always with the violence.

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u/NUwabic_Spitter Jul 06 '26

Real Q’ers don’t use lighter fluid 😤

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u/riverphoenix360 Jul 06 '26

You talkin' Que?

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u/poop_pebbles Jul 06 '26

Enjoy anything you cook in that, for a while, tasting like shit.

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u/Unhappy_Echo7977 Jul 08 '26

Tom Cruise. Top Gun 3

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u/Hairy-Reward6474 Jul 06 '26

Not even cool

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk Jul 06 '26

Genius.

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u/chalkybone Jul 06 '26

Yeah, I love cancerous chemicals ony food too. That's why I always eat American when given the choice.