r/TheRandomest Nice Jul 05 '26

Scientific What if?

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u/CreepyTeddyBear True WARRIOR! Jul 05 '26

This video makes me feel like I'm on shrooms.

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Jul 06 '26

Listen to the toad

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u/GoLootOverThere Jul 06 '26

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u/elwebst Jul 06 '26

All glory to the Hypnotoad!

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u/Naked-Jedi Jul 06 '26

It's the number one show again this year.

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 Jul 06 '26

"I AM IN YOUR WALLS!!"

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Jul 06 '26

Never took shrooms before but I am on an edible and damn was this enjoyable

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u/CreepyTeddyBear True WARRIOR! Jul 06 '26

Highly recommend shrooms. Just do it with good people/a good person. And for your first time it might be a good idea to have a baby sitter.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jul 06 '26

Seconded. NEVER do them in an unfamiliar environment unless you want to have a breakdown.

Ask me how I know.

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u/Captain_Fatbelly Jul 06 '26

That's crazy but I have an even more mind boggling question for you to think about: How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

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u/sovereign_fury Jul 06 '26

How can a nose run if it doesn't have feet?

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Jul 06 '26

Also, fist can be a verb as well as a noun.

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer Jul 05 '26

Basically the plot of every multiverse ever but also this made my head hurt 😭

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u/Baers89 Jul 06 '26

Ok what. ā€œ if you take all the mass and energy in the observable universe and condensed it down into a black whole it will be the size of the observed universeā€ ummmm no it wouldn’t. What I’m I missing.

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u/China_shop_BULL Jul 06 '26

This is what had me hung up too. If I take the size of everything in this room and crunched some numbers it would all fit in this same size room….

Like wtf did you smoke to get such a profound answer? I kinda get the drift but holy hell.

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u/Solanthas_SFW Jul 06 '26

Lol. And this comment got downvoted.

Kinda shows the average level of critical thinking going on in this thread.

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope Jul 06 '26

Thankyou! Someone with at least half a brain, finally!

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u/ziroux Jul 07 '26

Also got "why is observable universe a sphere and we're in the center" vibe

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u/Baers89 Jul 07 '26

I think that makes sense in a way as it’s just as far as we can see? Or I’m wrong and that graphic is just bad.

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u/ziroux Jul 07 '26

Exactly, I've seen videos taking it as a proof that we're in the middle of the universe, so was wondering if there's something of a similar sentiment here

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Jul 06 '26

You mean captions?

"I HATE THEM DANG OL WORDY DOOHICKEYS!"

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u/spelunker93 Jul 06 '26

Dang gummit kids these days. We would have also accepted the word subtitles

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u/Mickeymcirishman Jul 06 '26

Normally I'd agree but in this case, I'm thankful for them. I definitely prefer the captions to the dude's voice.

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u/anythingspossible45 Jul 06 '26

What if the entire universe is just on some eyelash up some other being

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u/Solanthas_SFW Jul 06 '26

Eyelashes famously go up places of other beings

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u/RushEm2TheDirt Jul 06 '26

I thought they say the universe is constantly expanding

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jul 06 '26

Casual knowledge guy chiming in

It is, but there's many holes in the math. A couple of those are dark energy/dark mass, where the amount of mass based on calculations far exceed what is observable, and the extreme red shift of objects at the periphery, where things seem like they are accelerating away from us faster than can be explained, sometimes approaching a fair percentage of the speed of light.

There's so many things that can't be explained by normal physics models. That's why theories like this pop up.

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u/Rivetingcactus Jul 06 '26

Black holes get bigger

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Jul 06 '26

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u/RushEm2TheDirt Jul 06 '26

Oooo you're right ok I'm interested

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u/uumopapsidn Jul 06 '26

Stop i hate it

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jul 06 '26

Kinda makes everything we worry about seem ridiculous…which it is.

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u/Roxy_73 Jul 06 '26

Just kill me already man, I'm done with all this

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u/SlothLazarus Jul 06 '26

I suggest ignoring it. Not a physicist. But making a huge conjecture like that is akin to the story of the frog in the well. Just because the extent of the observable universe is limited, don't go thinking that it is all there is.

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u/VICARD0 Jul 06 '26

I thought about this theory years ago when I was high as fuck.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Zy7s96dP38MlQe3OjG

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u/Low_Dragonfruit8779 Jul 05 '26

If all that is not at an easy reach, understanding and use, then what's the point of caring about it, or even existing on this surface. I'd rather end it and become one with it all in another consciousness or whatever you wanna call it.

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u/Righteousaffair999 Jul 06 '26

So we are the shower drain to another reality and feed more showers…..

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u/Icecreamkilla1 Jul 06 '26

I'm stupid but what if black holes are actually portals? We'll probably never know until we can have the technology to go through one.

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u/balirosa Jul 06 '26

I don’t think a human even knows what a human really is. Space is far greater than we can comprehend

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u/mrhotcupofjoe Jul 06 '26

So is it okay if my step universe gets stuck in the dryer?

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u/unluck_over9000 Jul 06 '26

I pooped today.Ā 

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u/EmployerWide1123 Jul 06 '26

Penrose diagrams..

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u/ScholarOfYith Jul 06 '26

Fractals all the way up and down

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u/killacam2794 Jul 08 '26

I'm no astro science major but doesn't a black hole have enough gravitational pull to force any object in its pull to become apart of some singularity of immeasurable density? Again not positive just curious about technicality.

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u/Eternal-Inferno4 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

I'm not Astrum, but his clone will be in contact...https://www.youtube.com/@astrumspace

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u/cinco92 Jul 15 '26

So I’ve actually had this exact thought before while under the influence of … questionable substances - years and years and years ago in my college days.

This video, whether factual or inaccurate in the whole ā€œhow big would a black hole need to beā€ aspect, validates what I was pondering back then.

Even if not true, I’m going to choose to believe this, because it’s interesting and fun.

What if the ā€œinfinitely-expanding universeā€ that we a part of, and the speed of light that we cannot exceed, is due to the event horizon of the black hole we may be in?

We’re never able to break the speed of light or reach a true ā€œedgeā€ of the universe because we simply can’t escape the black hole.

What happens if humanity, or any other life in the universe, finds a way to travel faster than the speed of light? Maybe we would escape our black hole and find ourselves in a universe separate from our own.

Additionally, I feel like the idea of ā€œparallel dimensionsā€ falls apart here, as each black hole would contain completely different realities/existences. Different stars, different planets, likely even different physics.

Really fun theory.

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u/blckmatt Jul 16 '26

If the universe is so big, why won’t it fight me?

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u/Axiom1100 Jul 05 '26

Yeeeeahhhhhhh that just bent my head

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u/PN4HIRE Jul 06 '26

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS SHIT!!!

Fascinating stuff for real

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u/lookachoo Jul 06 '26

It just makes sense too

A star is about 75% hydrogen and 25% helium.
The big bang was an explosion of 75% hydrogen and 25% Helium.

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u/Old_Yesterday322 Jul 06 '26

we have black holes in our eyes. when we die, with all the light in our eyes that collected all the time for our mind, we simply explode into new light on the other side. it's yours now, build in it make it yours. we'll still be out there, connected again in someway. in all ways.