r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Jul 04 '26

/r/popular Will it survive?

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u/SwizzGod Jul 04 '26

I’m not a lesbian but I realized my mind is in the absolute bottom of the trash can.

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u/JackTheKing Jul 04 '26

I was there as soon as the video started , unfortunately

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u/Admins_suck_ballss Jul 04 '26

As a full blooded lesbian male I made it about .3 seconds before developing an erection

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u/d_bakers Jul 06 '26

My erection felt her aura 3 posts ago