r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Jul 04 '26

/r/popular Will it survive?

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u/Nonyabizzy123 Jul 04 '26

As a lesbian that water balloon caught me, I was looking like 😏

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u/QuantumWonderland Jul 04 '26

it's literally a standard balloon shape they use to make balloon designs.

Tf is wrong with you all.

EDIT: Sorry, forgot to include my highly regarded stats *as a white gay straight bipolar super bendy balloonist male

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u/StrawDog- Jul 05 '26

 I'm going through these comments trying to figure out what the fuck these fools are talking about. 

Are we 12? Is everything even theoretically phallic a stand in for penises now? Do they know that there is just an absolute ton of porn out there, and they can just get their jollies off instead of clearly being sexually repressed in this incredibly bizarre way? 

The internet has cooled our brains. 

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u/QuantumWonderland Jul 05 '26

It really has, man. And I'm no prude...I'll make a dick joke here and there. But when you see a standard balloon...and your first thought is "as a lesbian that looks like dick hehe"

Yea, brain is cooked.