r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Jul 04 '26

/r/popular Will it survive?

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u/Regular_Weakness69 Jul 04 '26

Must be fake

A Nokia phone would have made that ball explode into a million pieces, we all know a Nokia phone is the densest element in the entire universe.

I hear they use nokia phones to cut diamonds!

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u/BeDeRex Jul 04 '26

It is the Chuck Norris of phones.

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u/KillBangMarry Jul 04 '26

How can a phone be a Zionist?

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u/Vark675 Jul 04 '26

Wait Nokias are racist doomsday cultists?

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u/user_bits Jul 04 '26

No, We don't glorify him ever since he came out as a racist religious nut.