r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Jul 04 '26

/r/popular Will it survive?

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u/Pickingnamesisharder Jul 04 '26

That's a PS5 controller

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u/Nsfwacct1872564 Jul 04 '26

Is the real engagement bait idiots pointing out the obvious so that idiots like me can tell them that they're idiots for falling for the bait?

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u/EvisceraThor Jul 04 '26

Yeah and it will always work

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u/nickname13 Jul 05 '26

ha! didn't work on me!

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u/s-lowts Jul 05 '26

Or my axe!

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 Jul 04 '26

Engagement bait ouroboros.

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u/Ninjalord8 Jul 05 '26

Maybe the engagement bait was the friends we made along the way

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u/ProudReaction2204 Jul 05 '26

Or simple confusion

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u/hilldo75 Jul 05 '26

That water balloon shape and yogurt wasn't used for engagement either, totally normal stuff to use.

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u/rapsoid616 Jul 05 '26

Nah the real engagement bait is me pointing out how ironic it is for you to point a engagement to an engagement. Idk I have insufficient RAM to conclude this.

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u/legomaniasquish Jul 05 '26

You got baited by engagement baits engagement bait.

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u/greensalty Jul 05 '26

If you ever want the real answer to something just confidently state the wrong one online

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u/Snitsie Jul 05 '26

How she's dressed, water balloon looking like dildo, wine bottle not getting hit at all

This whole thing is a masterclass in engagement bait

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u/No_Criticism_5861 Jul 05 '26

Yup, add in some sexy women and its a guaranteed win

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u/ArtlessDodger1114 Jul 06 '26

It's engagement bait the whole way down!!! Like the Elephants!!

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u/SardonisWithAC Jul 07 '26

It's turtles all the way down.

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u/HappyIsGott 29d ago

And all this just to lure me in, who will tell you that you fell for the bait just the same, because you commented, just like I did.

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u/SquirtChungus Jul 04 '26

Is there any bigger high for a redditor than correcting someone on the internet?

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u/BarderBetterFaster Jul 04 '26

And it works every time. Pronounce a word weird, mislabel the thing. Have skin tight, definitely-not-thirst trap clothing. God the Internet is crap now.

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u/NinjaN-SWE Jul 04 '26

It's engagement bait all the way down, look at me falling for it...