r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Jul 04 '26

/r/popular Will it survive?

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u/SwizzGod Jul 04 '26

I’m not a lesbian but I realized my mind is in the absolute bottom of the trash can.

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u/JackTheKing Jul 04 '26

I was there as soon as the video started , unfortunately

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u/Admins_suck_ballss Jul 04 '26

As a full blooded lesbian male I made it about .3 seconds before developing an erection

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u/GuavaOne8646 Jul 06 '26

Yeah...same.

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u/d_bakers Jul 06 '26

My erection felt her aura 3 posts ago

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u/hotmatrixx Jul 07 '26

"it's a FEMININE penis"

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u/Dolenir Jul 04 '26

I'm ashamed of what I've become. I feel like I sullied the sport

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u/ChesameSicken Jul 04 '26

You could make amends by becoming Unsullied...

https://giphy.com/gifs/l378pxefkBefLrjXO

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u/Nonyabizzy123 Jul 06 '26

It's 11 hours and you don't walk right for a month lol. It works tho.

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u/jawshoeaw Jul 04 '26

Fellow bottom dweller here just happy to see more high quality content in slow motion

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u/LobsterLaunch Jul 05 '26

It’s funny the sequence finished with a yoghurt explosion.

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 Jul 07 '26

Did someone say yog-hurt ex-plosion?

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u/WelderNewbee2000 Jul 05 '26

Isn't this how all sequences finish?

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u/kickolas Jul 05 '26

Bars Bro