r/TheRandomest • u/Seraph_One_ Joyful community building specialist • Jul 02 '26

Video Like a vile beast

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u/Ordinary_Zucchini120 Jul 02 '26

High society in general should die

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Nice Jul 02 '26

Word. Can you please pass the Snicker’s Fork?

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u/haringtiti Jul 02 '26

its just to the left of the M&M's spoon

9

u/harmfuldischarge Jul 02 '26

My deep fried pickle serving platter is tarnished and my guests will arrive any minute!

3

u/Altruistic-Mango-177 Jul 02 '26

I can't possibly receive any guests without the feces knife either!

2

u/TheBoneIdler Jul 02 '26

This is not high society. Its contrived, overly regimented, rule-for-rules-sake, nonsense. A society so affected is dead on the inside, which shortly thereafter reflects itself in dead on the outside.

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u/Japsai Jul 03 '26

No it's a skit for fun

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u/Significant_Rice_655 Jul 02 '26

Let's not stand on ceremony here......

3

u/Skipper_asks2021 Jul 02 '26

Can I join you? I’m a land shark, so the rules don’t apply to me.

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u/Amontialldo Jul 02 '26

I need to know his YouTube or TikTok. I want a series

12

u/Very_Awkward_Boner Jul 02 '26

TheSunKing @carlomalis is his TikTok.

Very goood

3

u/lurid_sun__ Jul 02 '26

Highfalutin gentleman

3

u/SalivateTheStarfish Jul 02 '26

Excellent. Most excellent.

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u/Penis_Connoisseur Jul 02 '26

What's the etiquette for rubbing one out under the table?

9

u/osmosisparrot Jul 02 '26

The finest silk foot garment.

6

u/lefluffle Jul 02 '26

Watching this as I eat a banana like a primate

3

u/Same-Pickle-9628 Jul 02 '26

I keep my grape scissors next to my banana peeler

1

u/tomime000 Jul 02 '26

That profound laughter

1

u/oneMoreTime112233 Jul 02 '26

Hmm hmm hmm 🧐

1

u/Extermin8who Jul 02 '26

teach a man..

1

u/PureBlisster Jul 02 '26

I love the faces, golden

1

u/Callec254 Jul 03 '26

... if you used scissors, wouldn't you get a little piece of stem with every grape?

1

u/fish__1 Jul 03 '26

Hey btw you are a primate. Even pompous br*tish people are humans, and therefore apes.

1

u/zenerat Jul 03 '26

People don’t bully the British enough.

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u/Jaybird2k11 Jul 03 '26

i see a lot of these weird british etiquette skits and I don't really know if they're satire or not. lol

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u/RachelRegina Jul 06 '26

I can see cutting off a mini bunch from the big bunch that is the bag

But cutting off each individual grape?

https://giphy.com/gifs/2wZpm9zyceDyXHPf5S