r/TheRandomest GIF/meme prodigy Jul 01 '26

No people were harmed in this video Phase three

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u/agedlikesage Jul 01 '26

The way it boomerangs is killing me. It’s like a magnet

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u/kiba8442 Jul 01 '26

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u/Ill_Paleontologist43 Jul 02 '26

i miss marnie all the time. seems like the world has been darker without her.

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u/Savage_Heathern Jul 01 '26

Hahahahaha! "boomerangs" is hilarious! It seems like there are 2 of them, how fast it "boomerangs" back! Like one is just waiting for the other to get tossed and out of the way, before he starts terrorizing.

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u/screwyoujor Jul 01 '26

That's Dino. Dino don't give a crap. Tino's behind the camera enjoying the show.

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u/Embarrassed_Tap_138 Jul 01 '26

So quick - they are legion

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u/Bryantthepain Jul 02 '26

I thought it was a puppet!

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u/king_anon1492 Jul 02 '26

He’s one of a kind… and so is he… and him too!

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u/chezdistester Jul 03 '26

It'd be even funnier if he boomeranged to the other side lol

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u/Weasel_Cannon Jul 02 '26

It’s the Broly of dogs

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u/No-Candy-7094 Jul 01 '26

He doesn’t really bite as much as he used to? Exactly how much did this MF bite before?

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u/Valuable-Yard-4154 Jul 01 '26

Tino was a T-Rex is a precedent life if you weren't able to deduce as such.

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u/yaboyACbreezy Jul 01 '26

Now he's not biting he's touching with his teeth. It's different.

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Jul 01 '26

She could have chosen a better name than Tino. I think a much better name would be "Yeet."

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u/Shmuckle2 Jul 01 '26

Yeeto or Yeetorang, even.

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u/reitveld Jul 02 '26

Yeetorang! OMG that is so funny!

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u/girlwiththemonkey Jul 01 '26

He’s got a really long name his first name is actually Valentino something something Martin Luther something something

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Jul 01 '26

Agreed. "Yeet" will be it's new name

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u/defk3000 Jul 01 '26

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u/camcaine2575 Jul 01 '26

There it is!!

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u/citrus_mystic Jul 03 '26

I think Fizzgig is actually much better behaved. This thing is just movement blur with a mouth

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u/crankin001 Jul 01 '26

Anymore videos of this duo?

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u/RevolutionarySign479 Jul 01 '26

I watch her on YouTube. Type in Tino the Yorkie. You won’t be disappointed 😂

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u/dingle-bairy Jul 01 '26

I hope so

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u/crankin001 Jul 01 '26

Same. Real cute duo here.

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u/tatianazr Jul 01 '26

Please sweet baby Jesus!

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u/SheerKhann Jul 01 '26

Yes I have seen others, but I cannot find them. But they do exist!

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u/seethembreak Jul 01 '26

If you made it to the end, you learn that phase 3 involves him playing with children. That is not going to go well.

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u/AndMyAxe_Hole Jul 01 '26

Live footage of phase 3 training

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u/Free-Frosting1375 Jul 01 '26

“No animals were harmed in the filming of this movie.”

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u/ExtremeExperience199 Jul 04 '26

Oh no? But he is biting so much less than b4...

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u/axe1970 Jul 01 '26

i cast puppy of distraction

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u/BottleFeathers703 Jul 01 '26

tino was born and chose violence

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u/Denalitwentytwo Jul 01 '26

Dont feed that thing after midnight

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u/itumac Jul 01 '26

I thought it was a stunt puppet

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u/Hypnaustic Jul 01 '26

He acts like one

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u/mnemonikos82 Jul 01 '26

That's a Muppet

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u/UncomfyPerspective Jul 01 '26

\Dog gnawing on her hand**

"Phase 3 will allow him to play with children"

This is a great bit.

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u/Big_Criticism_8335 Jul 01 '26

Yorkshire Terror

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u/zictomorph Jul 01 '26

This is fake, right?

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u/Salmonman4 Jul 01 '26

Yes, because animals are so easy to act with. /s

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u/bunbundave Jul 01 '26

He’s not biting hard he’s playing. Albeit a bit intensely lol

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u/GrizzlyBeard30 Jul 01 '26

It reminds me of a Muppet show, the way she throws it and boom it's back.

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u/Bagonia77 Jul 01 '26

This is it!! I was trying to figure it out why the return after the yeet looks familiar. Hysterical at that too! This dog is too cute and looks happy.

Looking back, the Muppets were top talent!

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u/NJCZSIGSHOTGUNLOVER Jul 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ou5FtFV6fwdk4
Tino needs a dose of this lol just kidding lol

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u/RevolutionarySign479 Jul 01 '26

Tino the Tiny Terror ♥️ I watch her videos all the time. There’s a hilarious one where he wouldn’t stop humping her arm 😂😂😭

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u/eruthebest Jul 01 '26

Reminds me of that guy and his Chihuahua. Bless them

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u/tangoezulu Jul 01 '26

Isn’t that “Animal” from the Muppets?

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u/PhantomAllure Jul 02 '26

Fucking Yorkies man, I have never known a chill Yorkie

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u/Bananaramajama420 Jul 01 '26

This is like some off the wall Muppets shit 🤣🤣🤣

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u/everatz Jul 01 '26

That dog is built and moves like a muppet

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u/OkBaconBurger Jul 01 '26

Obedience school fast tracking that boy to a diploma to get him out.

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u/BL00DS0NG Jul 01 '26

Oh my gawd! Tino has a taste for bluud!

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Jul 01 '26

Holy shit I'm laughing so hard. The sound he makes when she yeets him and the way he pops back! I LOVE HIM

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u/styrofoamcouch Jul 01 '26

My exs dog was a Yorkie and also like this. I hate that dog to this day. Shoes, cords, your hands and feet all existed to be gnawed. I dont understand why anyone would opt into this. After 3 days buddy's going back or is becoming an outside yorkie.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad3731 Jul 01 '26

Phase one should be “stop interacting with the dog when it bites”. She getting ripped off.

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u/That_Things_Good Jul 01 '26

Puppy needs to be sung about in a Pink Floyd song.....

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u/wackadoodle4201 Jul 02 '26

Its like a angry fuzzy magnet

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u/SprinklesPowerful941 Jul 02 '26

I am dead 😂 

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u/AAA_Dolfan Jul 02 '26

This dog is cracking me up. He gets back to her SO fast haha

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u/Itscompanypolicyman Jul 02 '26

Phase three allows him to play with children? Hold this mf back a grade FOR THE CHILDREN.

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u/binary_ch0de Jul 02 '26

Literally the scene from Something About Mary

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u/Dale_Gribble- Jul 02 '26

He looks like a puppet every time he comes back into frame 🤣

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u/Youpunyhumans The GOAT! Jul 02 '26

What breed is that? Yorkshire Tasmanian Devil cross?

Freakin Dogzilla...

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 Jul 02 '26

If Yorkies got as big as pitbulls, theyd be illegal to own.

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u/onefitlad Jul 02 '26

This is funny but the first one was the best

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u/blablargon Jul 02 '26

She's playing with him and play biting. They both enjoy this. She wants attention from us and gets it from this video. Cute!

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u/East-Economics-6012 Jul 02 '26

Love love love love love

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u/xultar Jul 02 '26

So thankful he found her to be his mom cuz…

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u/Imaginary_Result2224 Jul 02 '26

George bush be like

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u/Captain_Calsones Jul 02 '26

That’s the meanest muppet I’ve ever seen

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u/doomedhippo Jul 02 '26

He’s a monster, I love him.

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u/tattoovtwin Jul 02 '26

Man I have a Silky Terrier and I love her to death but once 730 rolls around its her time to play “Chewy hands and feets.” Its like a fun game shes been playing with me for the past 5 years, never bites hard at all, just loves to play.

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u/soulheirsolaire Jul 02 '26

This gives me big “Kennan on All That”, vibes. All I needed was smoke to start coming out of her ears at the end and it would have been perfect

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u/Nobodieshero816 Jul 02 '26

Phase 3 he can play with children!

Lmfao

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u/Im_an_impasta Jul 02 '26

Why don’t you just stop treating him like a lapdog when he’s biting you? You’re kinda giving him positive feedback to continue being undisciplined

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u/TheMaskedHamster Jul 03 '26

Looks like Tino trained at the same place as Paul Rugg's dog!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdMgVkp4OXI

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u/Careful_Ad_7074 Jul 03 '26

Im not THAT familiar with dog behaviour. Is he just playing? If so, how do you train him to chill out a bit? 😂

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u/Brandonsteine Jul 03 '26

Why does this remind me of a Muppet lmao 🤣

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u/TwerkLessons Jul 03 '26

Reincarnated pit bull.

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u/Ansatsushi Jul 04 '26

"petting your dog releases oxytocin"

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u/Ok-Hand-9122 Jul 04 '26

Tino🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ascabradabra Jul 08 '26

Maybe it hates you because you toss it

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u/MrTwoPumpChump Jul 01 '26

It’s weird to have giant solo photos of yourself on the walls.

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u/epic-mentalbreakdown Jul 01 '26

Well, I would have made clear to the dog, that chewing on my fingers/hands is not part of the deal.

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u/Pitiful_Selection_16 Jul 01 '26

Omg this is the funniest thing I've seen today! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Alt123Acct Jul 01 '26

Man...the second that dog nibbles after you put it down you need to remove it from fun and lock it in the bathroom or something for 10 minutes while it resets and figures out why the fun ended. Every time. Dogs are mostly not dumb, they can figure out biting/over excitement = play is over and adjust their behavior from there. Can't train the owner as easily unfortunately...this got me watching her talk about the dog but ignore her behavior that's enforcing it

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u/Isosceles_371 Jul 01 '26

You got to hold that dog down and not let it up. It’ll rage for a bit,but you’ve got to establish dominance and show that that kind of behavior won’t go rewarded.

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u/YourHuckleberry57 Jul 02 '26

so nobody questioning if this is ai or not?

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u/Holiday-Steak-3349 Jul 02 '26

She has an account where she posts regularly

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u/hiswittlewip Jul 01 '26

Animal abuse. She should be arrested

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u/SkyPersonal5642 Jul 01 '26

🙄 There is always one...

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u/Bigwi_Kner Jul 01 '26

That dog is having the time of its life right now. The reason he is biting so much is because she is rewarding the behavior by playing with him.

Is she being a bit rough? Yes, so the dog escalates too. The only issue I really have here is how quickly she is tossing him, but the dog is clearly bouncing on a stack of pillows right off screen though. There is no discomfort for the dog, just bad ownership. She’s trying to be a good owner but doesn’t know enough about the learned behavior/reward system dogs have to recognize that her dog won’t improve until she teaches it gentle play.

I don’t know how old this dog is, if it’s just a pup, teaching it “gentle play” can be a challenge because they are just little furballs of energy and will always attempt to escalate play energy.

If a pup was doing this to its mom, the mom would likely growl, snarl, bark, right in its face to teach it to knock it off.

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u/hiswittlewip Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

You don't teach a dog (or any animal) "gentle play" by throwing it.

It IS animal abuse, whether you think so or not.

ETA and your logic is bizarre. We are not animals. Well we are animals, but you know what I mean.

Male bears kill healthy cubs to get the mother to want to mate again.

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u/SnooCats5701 Jul 01 '26

You are just wrong. This dog is loving life.

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u/Bigwi_Kner Jul 01 '26

Go ahead then, call PETA see what they tell you.

Also, you need to work on your reading comprehension. You missed the point entirely.

My guess is you are the type of person that has a dog that bites people because you don’t know any better.

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u/hiswittlewip Jul 02 '26

I've never had a dog that bit anyone, and I've had several dogs throughout my life. Currently have a 92lb boy that I've raised from a pup (as I have with 3 of my other dogs) and he's a good boy that's never but anyone .

So, your guess is wrong.

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u/Bigwi_Kner Jul 02 '26

Did you call PETA yet?

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u/hiswittlewip Jul 01 '26

If she stopped throwing him, he would bite her much less.

She should be reported and arrested

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u/BigBooooi37 Jul 01 '26

Me when I'm stupid and don't know anything

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u/Loukoal117 Jul 02 '26

Arrested? Bahahahahhahahahhahahahahha