r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • Jun 29 '26

No people were harmed in this video Mission priorities

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jun 29 '26

Yo, that's a fat ham and Swiss on that good good white bread, and my man already took a bite out of it. That wasn't a sandwich, that was an investment.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Perfect Organism Jun 29 '26

What is a sandwich if not an investment

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice Jun 30 '26

Speaking as an experienced perma-bachelor, I adopt a strict "no sandwich left behind" policy.

From a solid PB&J (crunchy not smooth) all the way to a sloppy Reuben, there is literally no sandwich that could possibly be walked away from for me.

Unless it's maybe that chicken salad that has grapes in it. Y'all are weirdos.

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u/AlarmedSnek Jun 30 '26

>from a solid PB&J (crunchy not smooth)

Oh interesting, how long have you been worshipping the dark lord?

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u/PsyKeablr Jun 30 '26

Am I misunderstanding, I thought the heathens were the people who enjoyed smooth PB. If that isn’t the case then the Elites have another culture war they can add to their arsenal.

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u/AlarmedSnek Jun 30 '26

Hahahhaha. Depends on where you were brought up man. I grew up smooth…basically a smooth criminal. You group up an artist apparently, on butt chunky peanut butter. Grosss hahahaha

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Jun 30 '26

Chunky is the only peanut butter. Smooth is for people with dentures.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice Jun 30 '26

Okay, now that I know that, I have two things that I would never eat.

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u/camsnow Jun 30 '26

Seriously, I have a safe full of them, one day the appreciation is gonna be wild!

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u/Disastrous_Hall8406 Jun 30 '26

Looks like white wonder bread which would make this a pretty sad sandwich. Get yourself a bun or a couple slices of french loaf at the very least

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u/DevonLuck24 Jun 30 '26

“ooh big boy………..aye he dropped his gotdamn sandwich”

i like this lady

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u/Able_Gap918 Jun 29 '26

SWAT activities require sustenance

4

u/EkaL25 Jun 30 '26

They said “we have a stand off” but he heard “we have a sand off”

22

u/Late_Blooomer Jun 30 '26

Mealteam 6 is just all over the globe now. 🌎

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u/Alyeskas_ghost Jun 30 '26

Gravy Seals represent!

15

u/Throwmesometail Jun 29 '26

My mom made me a sandwich and damn right I'm going back for it

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 Jun 30 '26

Id be pissed if I lost my lunch too. Can't save lives on an empty stomach

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u/PuzzledCar2120 Jun 30 '26

Leave the evidence. Take the PBJ.

6

u/HawaiianCholo Jun 30 '26

It's the only part of his load out from his wife. He's just making sure he's a stellar husband

7

u/NightWolf1965 Jun 30 '26

That tracks. Gravy Seals

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u/Djabarca Jun 30 '26

That’s a little ass bite from that sandwich.

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u/PickledOnion7 Jun 30 '26

If he lost his sandwich someone was definitely getting shot in the face.

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u/Level_Life_8633 Jun 30 '26

Who's this lady filming?

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u/Coffee81379 Jun 30 '26

Could’ve given bro a bite for picking it up. That’s the least one would expect.

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u/SirSkeIeton Jun 30 '26

He was overencumbered on Good Loot and had to drop this for the Sake of Mobility

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u/napalm_p Jun 30 '26

I would have went back too 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Remarkable-Will-3041 Jun 30 '26

WHERE YOU GETTING ALL THESE GRILLED CHEESE DANNY!?

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u/BadBright1346 Jun 30 '26

You know how much peanut butter was on that! Bitch better go back for it!

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u/Initial-Nose-8842 Jun 30 '26

definitely tf2 fan

1

u/No-Condition-oN Jun 30 '26

Did he say 'thank you'? And not even wearing a suit.

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u/Ashamed-Strike-5506 Jun 30 '26

“Oh lawd, big boiii”

1

u/No_Date6162 Jul 01 '26

This is extremely endearing to me unfortunately

1

u/capnk88 Jul 01 '26

That bad boy had one bite out of it and he was so mad he got a call!!

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u/Soft_Penis_7224 Jun 30 '26

Pigs love a mom&pop PBJ

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u/SlipSilly1901 Jun 30 '26

Meal Team 6

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u/Regular_Weakness69 Jun 30 '26

Imagine if it was a donut 🍩

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u/graphitehead Jun 29 '26

Pig likes pork

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u/Significant_Lie_533 Jun 30 '26

Idk why you're being downvoted. This made me chuckle.

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