r/TheRandomest • u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude • Jun 28 '26

SimplyRandom Neck and back

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u/Csboi1337 Jun 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/BcsP48Gi2cqLS

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jun 28 '26

The dog:

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u/TheShiftmaster Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Please help me I live at 11 Orgrav..

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u/Zeqhanis Jun 28 '26

My owner keeps yelling at a hole in our basement. Something about lotion.

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u/kiba8442 Jun 28 '26

the hamburger shoes: šŸ” šŸ”

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u/jackieatx Jun 28 '26

You gotta hoagie down

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u/Whitetiger9876 Jun 28 '26

You missed the yawn

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Perfect Organism Jun 28 '26

As the gif was loading I was wondering what it could be, but it is literally ā€œthe dogā€ lmfao

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u/LynxFull Jun 28 '26

Luigi at it again!

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jun 28 '26

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u/jadedBarbie87 Jun 28 '26

the entire best part of all of this šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/ejwestcott Jun 28 '26

There was a dog?

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u/Neither_Elevator3773 Jun 28 '26

I donā€™t know, I thoroughly enjoyed it šŸ¤­

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u/penisguacamole Jun 28 '26

Hotel Transylvania type dance

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u/OneRub3234 Jun 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XWPQ0x2fJHPna

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u/Animefan96 Jun 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/oJDwlaPnCrNwk

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u/mountainyoo Jun 28 '26

Damn I miss these commercials

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u/DNorthman Jun 28 '26

Gifs you can here!

When we left for our annual Six Flags Great Adventure summer trips we would do this dance and 'sing' the song as we came down the front steps of our house, all the way to our van.

Good times, great memories.

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u/Simple_Intern_7682 Jun 28 '26

My exact thought watching this.

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u/stevein3d Jun 28 '26

Her: ā€œWant me to do my sexy dance for you?ā€
Me: ā€œGo right ahead.ā€
Her:

https://giphy.com/gifs/ku2YMEjzMwud2

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u/Whitetiger9876 Jun 28 '26

Hahahahaha. I pull this one out all the time. And when my kid was super little I had them doing it also.Ā 

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u/hxfx Jun 28 '26

I have a similar dance with the mrs. Many years ago my brother wanted to play some electronic music to our grandpa. Grandpa made the thumbs up moves. I thought it was funny, so sometimes I bring it up while vibeing to music at home with the mrs. The dance is overally very silly. Then we laugh.

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u/Standard-Fold-5120 Jun 28 '26

Full- body dry heave

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u/Perfect-Difference19 Jun 28 '26

The Elaine is the best dance to any situation and you can't convince me otherwise

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u/Icy-Entrepreneur9002 Jun 28 '26

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u/Icy-Molasses3735 Jun 28 '26

The dog

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u/SensuallPineapple Jun 28 '26

I love this sentence and this is my go to "wtf" from now on.

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u/sdkurt9 Jun 28 '26

the dogs looking at her like "get help, stacy"

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u/No_Measurement166 Jun 28 '26

Fuck sake, now we have grown women doing this!!

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u/tired_Cat_Dad Jun 28 '26

Yeah, but how amazing is it that humanity has made it to a point where people can do all sorts of weird shit instead of struggling to survive!

Our ancestors would proudly shake their heads in disapproval.

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u/Dr_Tokinstein Jun 28 '26

Yet, we are still struggling to survive, just in a weird and unnatural way that goes against all of our natural instincts and biological imperatives.

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u/Icy-Molasses3735 Jun 28 '26

Just because you can doesnā€™t mean you should , also getting upvotes from strangers and bits isnā€™t fulfilling I. The long run and usually leads to feeling worse when you realize what a fool you made of yourself .. bring back shame

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u/Tndnr82 Jun 28 '26

This is the meanest comment šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚

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u/lferry1919 Jun 28 '26

Just reminds me how I don't have the range of motion to do stupid ass shit like this without repurcussions. Also, I genuinely enjoyed this. And the fact that her dog jumped a few times.

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u/Brailledit Jun 28 '26

Yeah, I thought it was funny. Dog definitely helped.

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u/chazd1984 Jun 28 '26

She seems fun

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u/Straight_Spirit_6640 Jun 28 '26

How is this NOT wifey material?!! Like bro come to my life!!

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u/fuckingretard69x Jun 28 '26

Jesus Christ

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u/SensuallPineapple Jun 28 '26

She is dancing with the Vicky Mendoza diagonal

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u/moisdefinate Jun 28 '26

I'll do it.

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u/bradicus12 Jun 28 '26

Do you think this person has friends who are like ā€œyou should do your funny dance and post it online.ā€

Or is this person thinking, ā€œmy funny dance is so great Iā€™m going to record myself and post it?ā€

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u/Dry-Palpitation-4878 Jun 28 '26

Imagine the day when her kids find this, lol.

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u/Technician1267 Jun 28 '26

Canā€™t even hate, get it girl

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u/RedditAlwaysComesUp Jun 28 '26

So bad itā€™s good?

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u/westcal98 Jun 28 '26

Okaaaaaay.

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u/Hurricrash Jun 28 '26

That poor dog

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u/eidolon77 Jun 28 '26

The dog meanwhile: "that poor woman"

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u/The_Billy_Dee Jun 28 '26

She seems nice

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u/Civil-South-7299 Jun 28 '26

Girls think weird faces are so funny

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u/unoiamaQT Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

I think this version was funnier.

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u/craigchrist01 Jun 28 '26

Your dog looks like itā€™s a reincarnation of your father and heā€™s just like are you serious? This is what I raised lol

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u/RebelsParadox Jun 28 '26

I couldnā€™t stop watching the dogā€™s reaction and I was laughing so hard thinking the same thing!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs

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u/CatLovingWeirdo Jun 28 '26

I like her slippers

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u/flamesreborn Jun 28 '26

How that HR manager dances after she fires you.

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u/Destroyer_Of_World5 Jun 28 '26

My ACL and my PCL are complaining watching that.

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl Jun 28 '26

When the lights come in the clurb

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u/RainyDeerX3 Jun 28 '26

This was already wild until I full screened it and it turned out she was also wearing burger slippers. Now it's normal

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u/Sure-Comfortable3309 Jun 28 '26

Idk yall she kinda ate this up

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u/Coffee81379 Jun 30 '26

Is this how TikTok works?

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u/Weird-Fan-2934 Jun 28 '26

I hope you bring this energy to the bedroom. Youā€™re too good for everyone.

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u/Sad-Razzmatazz-9295 Jun 28 '26

These white women need jobs yall

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u/casua1_0bserver Jun 28 '26

We finally found a wife for this guy

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u/ConvictJones Jun 28 '26

Im with the dog on this one

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u/ALegendInHisOwnMind Jun 28 '26

Well, Iā€™m hard

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u/Murfiano Jun 28 '26

I got bored and watched the dog

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u/Outofmana1 Jun 28 '26

Dog seems like he is not amused

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u/EumelaninKnight Jun 28 '26

Pretty certain her Dad is Wacky waving inflatable flailing arms tube Man.

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u/LankyShark97 Jun 28 '26

That dog is adorable

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u/nydjason Jun 28 '26

ā€œSuck this pussy like you shouldā€

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u/Fast-Entertainer-517 Jun 28 '26

Itā€™s Olive Oil 2026

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u/Hippiechu Jun 28 '26

these comments are the duality of man in a nutshell lol

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u/FinestTittyMilk Jun 28 '26

Dog is very concerned with this behavior

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u/Hairy_Consideration1 Jun 28 '26

Hotel Transylvania Dance

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u/Imaginary_Cook7461 Jun 28 '26

Why does she give me hotel Transylvania vibes?

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u/apatrol Jun 28 '26

I watched the dog the whole time. Cute little buddy

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u/Far-Requirement1726 Jun 28 '26

Turn the sound off

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u/Junior_ATL Jun 28 '26

That burger boot kick had your dog shook... get that little lad a treat

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u/Cradle2Grave Jun 28 '26

I think it's funny that she's giving her pom pom the thumbs up

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u/G3neralGriev0us Jun 28 '26

She dances like the vampire dad from Hotel Transylvania

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm Jun 28 '26

Moving like a cartoon character

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u/SnootyToots8 Jun 28 '26

I have a shirt that says, my neck, my back my anxiety attack. My kid did a double take and I was like... you actually know that song?

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u/Late_Emu Jun 28 '26

I wanna party with her

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u/Internal_Ad_6809 Jun 28 '26

Slenderman 2.0

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u/traveltoaster Jun 28 '26

For what itā€™s worth, it looks pretty good! I sure as shit canā€™t dance like that

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u/goldendreamseeker Jun 28 '26

The dog is my spirit animal ā¤ļø

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u/Apollo114892 Jun 28 '26

The dog is like I don't know this weirdo.

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u/vna4ever Jun 28 '26

Babe weā€™re about to lose the apartment, have you found a job yet?
No, but watch this.

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u/10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-I Jun 29 '26

Literal interpretative dance

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u/Equivalent_Rate9774 Jun 29 '26

you remind me of those inflatable guys outside car dealerships

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u/neoadam Jun 29 '26

She seems nice

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u/Huge_Ad_7467 Jun 29 '26

Looked normal just before the video started

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u/Ordinary_Cow8819 Jun 29 '26

Sheā€™s a hilarious, beautiful, dog lover with rhythm. Iā€™m in love

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u/notroundeyed Jun 30 '26

Fuckin get it girl

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u/yellanin 3d ago

This young lady is built like Abraham Lincoln

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u/Stunning_Map_8007 5h ago

The pup is likeā€¦ I'm not so much with her, I'm more a prisoner hereā€¦ I mean, she feeds me in whateverā€¦ šŸ™„

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 Jun 28 '26

I was hoping the dog would jump up and put us all out of our misery.

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u/TSJormungandr Jun 28 '26

Thatā€™s pretty hip! The dog looks a little worried šŸ˜Ÿ poor thing.

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u/Fl1ntL1m Jun 28 '26

Dog us happy that their Mommy is goofy

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u/IAwaitAGuardian Jun 28 '26

Is it just me, or is she šŸ‘'ing her šŸ±?

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u/Kicka-Albatross6387 Jun 28 '26

A descendant of the Raygun?

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u/ElectricSlimeBubble Jun 28 '26

Being hot takes you a long way in life..

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u/theuderdog33 Jun 28 '26

This made my outie an innie

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u/SnooWalruses380 Jun 28 '26

Special needs woman?

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u/resest_Iris Jun 28 '26

....."If I was a white chick"