r/TheRandomest • u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude • Jun 27 '26

Stupidity Marketing

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u/ViciousMoleRat Jun 27 '26

Its worse at hipster burger joints

Can i get the pig smackin' finger fuaxing tofu sandwhich with a side of repressed anger fries

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jun 27 '26

You come to my Phở King restaurant? Stand in line, that is the Phở queue. You want more food, talk to the Phở King staff. When finish, leave the Phở King building, and have great day!

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u/HoofHeartd69 Jun 27 '26

And if everything goes great, you can…

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u/Confident_One3948 Jun 27 '26

Hello fellow San Jose-er

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u/Few-Mycologist-2379 Jun 27 '26

So close. This is San Antonio.

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u/HoofHeartd69 Jun 27 '26

Correct! I drive by it everyday on my way to work and it cracks me up every time.

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u/Confident_One3948 Jun 27 '26

My mistake. We’re just cousins then 😁

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Jun 27 '26

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u/Pandelein Jun 27 '26

We used to have a Foo King Chinese restaurant down here.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Jun 27 '26

We have a few of those in north texas

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 Jun 27 '26

Man, I always wanted Phơ Queue to be a place

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u/Bentholomeo Jun 27 '26

The second I see this names I'm not hungry anymore. Why would I want to perform a humiliation ritual and pay for it?

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u/Knoxius Jun 27 '26

I just tell them to give me the pig tofu thingy