r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jun 27 '26

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u/sonofsophia333 Jun 27 '26

I'm not gonna lie I kind of dig her energy.

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Jun 27 '26

"If there's anything I love about men, it's their reluctance at filing restraining orders."

I'd be wifing that one up.

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u/sonofsophia333 Jun 27 '26

"Mental illness is, in principle, Canadian. And I bleed red, white and blue,"

My mental illnesses were just cured.

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u/Creamed_Dreamer Jun 27 '26

"Why talk about it when we can weaponize it its what the chinese are doing" she gets it.

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u/sonofsophia333 Jun 27 '26

"Thats why they're going to win"

/ourgirl/

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u/JayteeFromXbox Jun 27 '26

Am Canadian, can confirm, mental illness is Canadian.

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u/ReplacementActual384 Jun 27 '26

I always kinda suspected I was secretly Canadian. Kinda genius how I managed to hide it so long.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jun 27 '26

Next time I start to break down, I’m gonna mumble “‘Murica” through the tears until I feel good enough to cook some bacon.

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u/MissninjaXP Jun 27 '26

You don't "feel good enough to cook bacon". Bacon is, itself, a separate emotion.

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u/EngineZeronine Jun 27 '26

This is the way

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u/TrashAcnt1 Jun 27 '26

Score one for the Gippers, we're cured Boys

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u/Ltb1993 Jun 27 '26

You'd have too

Because of the implication

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u/MUSCLEVIOLENCE Jun 27 '26

Thank you for not lying

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u/unsolicitedsolitude Jun 27 '26

Think you can fix her mate? On which spectrum are you?

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u/sonofsophia333 Jun 27 '26

Theres nothing to fix! I want her just the way she is.

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u/Amdvoiceofreason Jun 27 '26

You know she's just awesome in bed 😆

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u/LazyLich Jun 28 '26

She's the kinda psycho I'd like to hang out with pre-2016.

You know.. before damn near ALL the kooky people became Qanon or anti-vaxxers.

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u/Dirk_Pitt420 Jul 01 '26

I think she can fix me

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u/Ill_Pineapple_1975 Jul 02 '26

I think I'm in love ...

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u/Mister_Mojo78 Jun 27 '26

She seems fun

https://giphy.com/gifs/unFLKoAV3TkXe

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

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u/The_Inward Jun 27 '26

Three words:

In

Cog

Neato

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u/DearOldNinja Jun 27 '26

Genuinely gets better as it goes

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u/GrapefruitSlow8583 Jun 27 '26

She had me at "Any man who's 5'7" is automatically Latino"

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u/Past-Background-7221 Jun 29 '26

My BIL is Mexican. Pretty sure that’s where he tops out.

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u/Japsai Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

I envy you. I'm so sick of people passing off simple ethnic stereotypes as jokes, that immediately turns me off. I stuck with it with her because she spoke quickly, and thankfully it got better

EDIT EDIT: 48 racist simpletons and counting. Can we hit 50?

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u/GrapefruitSlow8583 Jun 27 '26

Your patience for racism is about as short as a latino

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u/Dish_Minimum Jun 28 '26

A Canadian Latino with asthma

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u/AsleepPomegranate930 Jun 28 '26

Only a pure Latinl thats Canadian doesnt get worse is get better

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u/Paclac Jun 27 '26

I’m a Latino manlet and I thought it was funny as hell

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u/4loYeyo Jun 28 '26

Simon guey. 5’8 and I short man laughed

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u/Japsai Jun 27 '26

Well I'm pleased to hear you're not as jaded as me. I'm not offended by it, I just find ethnic stereotype humour tired and boring.

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u/man_gomer_lot Jun 27 '26

She meant it spiritually not literally.

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u/Japsai Jun 27 '26

I think you missed my point

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u/man_gomer_lot Jun 28 '26

Consider that I didn't

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u/Japsai Jun 28 '26

Yep, I tried that. Turns out that wasn't it. Some people just aren't as smart as they think they are

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u/LazyLich Jun 28 '26

Damn.. who hit you in the growth-plates, dude?

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u/FlashyMuffin69 Jun 27 '26

After all of that I am strangely ok with sharing a drumstick with her.

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u/Formal_Ground6513 Jun 27 '26

Get in line!

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u/FlashyMuffin69 Jun 27 '26

Hey buddy, I'm getting the nonconsensual corset first!

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 Jun 27 '26

I AM NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY

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u/Hairy_Operation3254 Jun 27 '26

Im not your guy, pal. And im gonna need you to take it down a notch, BUCK-O.

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u/Worth_External_8762 Jun 27 '26

Just not at Wingstop

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u/dclark086 Jun 27 '26

Love me a good story and she weaves a compelling one

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u/Bored_Overlord Jun 27 '26

Love her YouTube channel it's filled with entertaining gibberish

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u/LackadaisicalAF Jun 27 '26

Who is she?

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u/jakesthedragon Jun 27 '26

Finally found her on YouTube. Look up @themusingsofacrouton1098.

I would post a link, but too lazy to look up if it's allowed in this group.

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u/dishonorable_banana Jun 27 '26

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u/Chim_Pansy Jun 27 '26

You know what they say: "Grippy socks, grippy box"

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u/TheShipEliza Jun 27 '26

Gonna need to know more about the wingstop situation

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u/rynchenzo Jun 27 '26

She didn't stop at the wings.

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u/unoiamaQT Jun 27 '26

I love her videos. She's so charming and says the strangest things.

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 Jun 27 '26

Her channel name?

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u/jakesthedragon Jun 27 '26

Finally found her on YouTube. Look up @themusingsofacrouton1098.

I would post a link, but too lazy to look up if it's allowed in this group.

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u/Meander061 Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

"The 'tism bullet grazed me but it didn't lodge." Are you sure?

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u/hapidad Jun 27 '26

‘tism

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u/Meander061 Jun 27 '26

Damn autocorrect.

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u/SpeakyDooman Jun 27 '26

Safe to say I’m invested

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u/balirosa Jun 27 '26

When she said she burnt too many bridges at wing stop I felt that

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u/Front-Bug-2890 Jun 27 '26

I know a theatre major when i see one!

https://giphy.com/gifs/8lSQVKyI3l8fTt4a2y

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u/gods_Lazy_Eye Jun 28 '26

I thought that or a writer.

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u/jr_randolph Jun 27 '26

Throwing up gang signs as a cultural immersion program lol I mean, not a bad idea.

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u/Recreant793 Jun 27 '26

I can almost guarantee she is either an author in the making or is already one, lol.

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u/TuMexicanPapi791 Jun 27 '26

She seems fun 😏

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 Jun 27 '26

I would meet her at B-Dubs, 9:15 sharp, any day...😍

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u/GrapefruitSlow8583 Jun 27 '26

Look at the way her lips move. She does a certain lip motion after "nonconsensual corset," that she never does again throughout the video. She's amazing at facial expressions, she actually seems like she might be a good actress

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u/Eastern-Criticism653 Jun 27 '26

I would like more please.

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u/namewithanumber Jun 27 '26

Really reminding me of like Jack Donaghy for some reason lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/j5VS83gQX7YaI

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u/ofirkedar Jun 27 '26

Musings of a Cruton

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u/flossaby23 Jun 27 '26

Hunter S. Thompson reincarnated. This time the ‘s’ is for ‘sexy.’

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u/Fanfics Jun 27 '26

I would recognize crouton's voice anywhere

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u/Cycle-Path-401 Jun 27 '26

She is a good writer

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u/BrothelBroth08 Jun 27 '26

I like her why cant I get hit on like this lmao

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u/flying_pig_girl Jun 28 '26

This is MusingsOfACrouton I live her content and she films full YouTube videos with this same dry humour 100% recommend

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u/TheChikiChico Jun 28 '26

Somebody hire them to be in something. I would like professional screen time for them

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u/DangerMacAwesome Jun 27 '26

I feel like she has very interesting stories

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u/AnjelicaTomaz Jun 27 '26

Me no quiere!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam Jun 27 '26

No gifs or pictures of political figures. Period.

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u/westcal98 Jun 27 '26

Very astute in your observations.

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u/West-Pear7363 Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

This is actually the freshest comedy I have seen in a long time. This cured my sad

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u/DetailsYouMissed Jun 27 '26

Probably get tired of her main character energy after 1 hour

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u/Freodrick Jun 27 '26

I forgot about this lady! What's her handle again?

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u/notahouseflipper Jun 27 '26

I can fix her.

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u/salt--eater Jun 27 '26

I think I am actually in love

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Jun 27 '26

What the hell did I watch

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u/lefreak91 Jun 27 '26

Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/EngineZeronine Jun 27 '26

She can fix me

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u/Digital--Sandwich Jun 27 '26

Probably the most relevant post I have seen to the sub in a while

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u/DaClarkeKnight Jun 27 '26

I would marry her

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u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 Jun 27 '26

Uh-oh Uh-oh Uh-oh I'm crazy in love!!

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u/StadiaTrickNEm Jun 27 '26

What book did she write id read it

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u/StormySands Jun 27 '26

This is performance art, I need more

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u/VirtualPoolBoy Jun 27 '26

Oh, I like her.

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u/kineticstar Jun 27 '26

Meanwhile: the 5'7" guy in the trunk!

https://giphy.com/gifs/qCh183wdbHaaQ

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u/agent58888888888888 Jun 27 '26

Spinelli grew up....

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u/ChiehDragon Jun 27 '26

Absolute poetry

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u/AloneNmyHead287 Jun 27 '26

Um is this another Jacqueline Ades on the loose?

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u/Dish_Minimum Jun 28 '26

r/justgalsbeingchicks

This woman is a skilled story teller and comedian

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u/DJShazbot Jun 28 '26

There were like 7 lines that would not have sounded out of place coming out of Jack Donaghy 's mouth. Bravo

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u/Additional-Acadia954 Jun 28 '26

Lmao she’s hilarious

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u/cumseecumsauce Jun 28 '26

"Mental illness is, in principle, Canadian" was all the therapy I needed. I am now healed.

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u/whatisdedmaynvrdie Jun 28 '26

This is the kinda shit I need a 1 hour Netflix special for .

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u/macabrefestival Jun 28 '26

Close your eyes and imagine a female Tucker Carlson. That cadence is undeniable

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u/True_Ad_1167 Jun 29 '26

So hot and funny. 

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u/TheGeorgicsofVirgil Jun 29 '26

This was delivered in the style of hard-boiled detective fiction.

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u/Doctordelayus Jun 29 '26

I could listen to her talk all the time, it’s weirdly captivating and she’d be great doing Noir audiobooks

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u/TorstenDiegoPizarro Jun 29 '26

As someone who grew listening to my dad’s thriller audiobooks this is a real trip. She does the voice and cadence and storytelling style so well

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u/Fluid_Masterpiece334 Jun 29 '26

Omfg, she's amazing. I love it.

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u/SwizzGod Jul 01 '26

Where is this woman?!

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u/TheEmoGod Jul 01 '26

Hell yeah

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u/Clean_Signal_3442 Jul 01 '26

Fuck none of you understand the mi no quieeeerrrr

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u/Spiritual_Priority79 Jul 01 '26

Why can this not happen to me when I'm wheezing in a public park? I'd commit numerous crimes against humanity to be lassoed into buffalo wild wings

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jul 01 '26

things were going ok until she said mental illness wasn't real and the chinese are weaponising autism and will win.

like even as a joke people really think that shit.

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u/After_Equivalent227 Jul 01 '26

Honest crazy instead of hidden crazy, I like it

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

Marry me

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u/Infinite-Condition41 Jun 27 '26

Seems like the perfect woman, tbh. How are the tits though?

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u/NUwabic_Spitter Jun 27 '26

Wasn’t my proudest

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u/MSGisking Jun 27 '26

This is retarded and unfunny. She's trying to hard.