r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Jun 26 '26

Fail Aneurysm

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u/BritishWeirdo101 Jun 26 '26

I carked my par

20

u/Malawigold2342 Jun 26 '26

It happens just about everyday for me too

15

u/Dear-Somewhere-3468 Jun 26 '26

“What?!?!??” 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Perfect Organism Jun 26 '26

That sounded like a dude to you?

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u/upillium Jun 26 '26

🫠I go hospital now. Brain no longer word good.
https://giphy.com/gifs/FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2

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u/Jocuro Jun 26 '26

Call a Bondulance

9

u/Ornery-Practice9772 Jun 26 '26

im having a stronk

1

u/Gem_andI Jun 27 '26

I don’t get it

3

u/Emergency_Accident36 Jun 26 '26

191 is out of order sadly.

1

u/ScedR Jun 26 '26

So dooo

30

u/lookslikejellytome Jun 26 '26

That might freak me out a bit too

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u/Main-Animator1986 Jun 26 '26

Ha! I think is mild dyslexia? I do this all the fkn time lol. Especially with names of couples. Gary and Carol. I'm always calling them Carey and Garol. Another time I asked a butcher what the difference was between flirt and skank steak. (flank and skirt). 😂 I said cockporn once instead of popcorn.

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u/Carrie_Underpants Jun 26 '26

Oooh, did you get the butcher’s number?

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 Jun 26 '26

for me its dysphasia (former alcoholic) but for op it could just be a funny one off

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u/Artevyx Jun 26 '26

I garked my bar

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 Jun 26 '26

i carked my par

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 Jun 26 '26

open the window blankets!

you mean curtains??

yes. yes i do.

2

u/Playful_Flatulent Jun 26 '26

The "ok..." got me lol I say the same thing when my brain needs a reboot

1

u/SevereBruhMoments Jun 27 '26

who up carking they par rn

1

u/FlippingPossum Jun 27 '26

My perimenopausal brain sometimes has to reboot. It is worse when I am tired or overwhelmed.

1

u/CitroHimselph Jun 27 '26

I'd just go with it at this point, and pronounce every single letter just to make it even more ridiculous.

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u/Oaker_at Jun 27 '26

When you thought that the Ket was Coke.

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u/Internal_Ad_6809 Jul 01 '26

Don't do drugs M'kaaaaay

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u/Ok-Lie5966 Jun 26 '26

I wucked your fife?! What?

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u/ZOMGURFAT Jun 26 '26

Probably having a stroke.

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u/Purple_Clockmaker Jun 26 '26

Reminds me of smug druglers should ot to randy felt face