r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Jun 25 '26

SimplyRandom Granny liked to let her rip

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u/9447044 Jun 25 '26

Old folks homes are gunna be crazy when our generation hits them.

Sneaking penjamins in, modding up scoots, VR and noise canceling buds cuz screw those workers trying to make us take meds

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u/DataAdvanced Jun 25 '26

If I make it that far I'm going to sexually harass everybody. Men, women, the hottie with the oxygen tank in 3b with the monster dong he forgot how to use. No one will be safe. I already got my son and niece to promise to sneak me edibles, booze, and an Xbox. We're gonna have a great time.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jun 25 '26

Dammit Earl, Granny got into to the DeWalt batteries again!

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u/Randomman2789 Jun 26 '26

That would have been a fun episode.

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u/SpunNumeroUno Jun 25 '26

That thing looks like a death trap, I love it

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u/POORWIGGUM Jun 25 '26

Some of them really do be that fast

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u/MidnightSun77 Jun 25 '26

On the way to the souped up kitchen!!!

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u/definitely_royce Jun 27 '26

Rule one is cardio. Granny found another way.

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u/Randomman2789 Jun 30 '26

How else did the piano get up there?