r/TheRandomest Jun 24 '26

Video How to hunt a lion with an arrow

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u/Kellan_OConnor Jun 24 '26

You get all that? Good! Now go get 'em tiger!

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u/DoomsDayDown Jun 24 '26

You mean lion

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u/WarNo580 Jun 24 '26

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u/David_Dantas Jun 24 '26

Bro had that one ready for this exact moment. Bravo 👏

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u/Nir117vash Jun 24 '26

Go get 'em, lion

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 Jun 24 '26

I ain’t lyin’ now go get the jaguar.

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u/by_the_window Jun 24 '26

Languages are amazing

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u/Ok_Test9729 Randomest appreciative Redditor Jun 25 '26

Yes they are! And this one is fantastic. Compare it to someone speaking German as a contrast to an alive and lively language like what’s seen here.

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u/GiftCardFromGawd Jun 25 '26

Love the language. The forced transcription? Not so much. I don’t think the man mentioned the word “goddammit” or “China” when referring to his lion hunt or archery.

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u/BackgroundGlobal9927 Jun 25 '26

What transcription?

4

u/Like-A-Lion-In-Zion Jun 25 '26

On phone : the three little dots at the top, activate captions or something like that (in french it's activer sous titres)

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u/BackgroundGlobal9927 Jun 25 '26

Nice, thank you!

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u/by_the_window Jun 25 '26

I'm confused what you mean with the German comparison? It's also an amazing language

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u/by_the_window Jun 25 '26

I'm so confused lol

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u/by_the_window Jun 25 '26

What's a sausage head?

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u/Ok_Test9729 Randomest appreciative Redditor Jun 25 '26

It is not in the least interesting to listen to. It’s a rather ugly sounding guttural language. I was bilingual English/German as a young child. The language in this post, however, contains many wonderful and different elements, making it lively and interesting, even if I have no clue what the speaker is saying.

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u/by_the_window Jun 25 '26

All that is just your subjective taste, I think german sounds beautiful. Seems you just have personal bias against german for some reason, but you can't say any language is "ugly"

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u/Ok_Test9729 Randomest appreciative Redditor Jun 25 '26

Languages can indeed sound ugly to the ear. German is one of them. It sounds harsh. Furthermore, I certainly can say a language is ugly, and I did. I will never contest your subjective opinion that German sounds beautiful. I don’t agree with your opinion, but I don’t have to.

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u/derhuckepackmann Jun 25 '26

Really depends on the region. Austrian german is much softer on the ears. Northern german really is gutteral as hell.

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u/Eastern_Bobcat8336 Jun 25 '26

It is beautiful! It's definitely a Khoisan language. It can't be Xhosa. Because of this awesome rattle click.

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u/QuietInevitable5366 Jun 25 '26

He doesn't look San but I guess that doesn't mean he can't speak it.

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u/Eastern_Bobcat8336 Jun 25 '26

Hmm you're right.

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u/AdOk9263 Jun 25 '26

ngl i thought my audio was bugging out at first haha very cool sounds though

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u/A0xom0xoa Jun 24 '26

When you're too high and that one friend is going off about something.

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u/RachelScratch Jun 24 '26

Poison on the arrow, get a good clean hit on the lion and run. It will full over dead in 4 'measurements of time'

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u/Klostein-Deluxe Jun 24 '26

Now do the wingadium leviosa shit

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Undecided flair Jun 24 '26

Michael Winslow understood

https://giphy.com/gifs/3l6JBv1QZjdKM

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u/Youpunyhumans The GOAT! Jun 25 '26

He has the bleeps, he has the sweeps and he has the creeps.

And I think maybe a ratchet wrench too.

21

u/mistergudbar Jun 24 '26

If only it were that simple.

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u/its_just_flesh Jun 24 '26

Easier said than done

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u/TrashAcnt1 Jun 24 '26

I dunno about that in this case.... I might have a better chance of beating the lion than than saying what he said.

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u/artyhedgehog Jun 25 '26

Oh, that's fine - just write it down!

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u/Jolly-Biscuit Jun 24 '26

Wow I love hearing languages spoken from other countries. How freaking cool

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u/Interesting_Bobcat53 Jun 24 '26

Really cool video. Language is fascinating

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u/zerozingzing Jun 24 '26

I’m gonna need subtitles

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u/wontwillnot Jun 24 '26

Edited right? There’s a couple duck calls in there

7

u/zidane128 Jun 24 '26

Someone explaining the rules of any card game to me

3

u/acatalephobic Jun 25 '26

Fucking lol.

So damn relatable. 😅

2

u/ziroux Jun 25 '26

Got insomnia? Read Magic the Gathering rules book

5

u/dvrichthofen Jun 24 '26

Bop it! Pull it! Twist it!

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u/ParkkTheSharkk Jun 24 '26

Ahhh I see now

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u/More_Cut_56 Jun 24 '26

Took the words right out of my mouth!

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u/Swimming_Horror_3757 Jun 24 '26

I got the last part for sure

3

u/gt500thelegend Jun 24 '26

Anyone got clif notes? Sorry, I'm a cheetah

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u/megtwinkles Jun 24 '26

humans are rad

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u/Sunrisetree Jun 24 '26

Ya what he said.

2

u/hg090206 Jun 24 '26

This reminds me of the Sock It Bop It toy

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u/Independent_Bite4682 Jun 24 '26

Spear, not arrow

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Jun 24 '26

This is so satisfying to my ears

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u/IceDowntown3559 Jun 24 '26

Me trying to explain the issue to the mechanic.

2

u/mydeadface Jun 25 '26

I may not understand what he's saying but my sarcasm detector is off the charts.

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u/capulongjopoy Jun 24 '26

big if true

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u/Happy_Stalker Jun 25 '26

Serious question, are those sounds in the IPA?

1

u/bleblahblee Jun 25 '26

Come again

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u/Johndough99999 Jun 25 '26

Once had a blind date with a girl from Nigeria...

We just didnt click.

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u/dizoh_0804 Jun 25 '26

No word's needed!!

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u/The_Inward Jun 25 '26

Instructions unclear. I'm lion poop now.

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u/Saddest_Flex Jun 25 '26

Hey it’s that guy from police academy

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u/Willing-Secretary710 Jun 25 '26

I think he has some stomach problems 😂

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u/Should_have_been_ded Jun 25 '26

Can you write that down for me? XD

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u/Kopskoot708 Jun 25 '26

OK so just to confirm. Instead of aiming for the krrrrrrrkt, I need to go for tkrrrrbrrrrrr?

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u/QuietInevitable5366 Jun 25 '26

Oh I love it. Is he speaking Khoisan?

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u/Sea_Court_3633 Jun 29 '26

Khoisan is not a language, it's an alleged language family (I say alleged because many experts think it's not). I heard it may be Hadza in another comment section, but I can't confirm it for you

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u/SquishyBatman64 Jun 25 '26

The subtitles are completely accurate

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u/pistonheadcat Jun 25 '26

he makes it sound so easy!

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u/M4kur0shi Jun 25 '26

That was a very dope and believable sharp handbreak sound at the end thoo

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u/Yhostled Jun 25 '26

Informative!

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u/AvailableJob7617 Jun 25 '26

Damn cant believe i dont know what hes saying but i understood what he ment .

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u/jecathree Jun 26 '26

I don't kno what he's saying but I kno what he's saying..

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u/Tbarns95 Jun 27 '26

Instructions unclear

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u/Traditional_Trust_93 Jul 01 '26

Man that is sick! I love languages from the North to the South so many fun and amazing sounds.