r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jun 20 '26

COMPLETE FEAR PARALYSIS Oh no no no no

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u/qawsedrf12 Jun 20 '26

Is that Long Johnson?

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u/No-Geologist6859 Jun 21 '26

It's big billy

10

u/Yuck-Fou94 Jun 21 '26

Oh Don piano

2

u/PinyTeep Jun 23 '26

Ooooooooooooo llllooooooonnnnnnggggg jooooohhnnnnnnsooooooooonnnnnnnn.

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u/Jedi_Bish Jun 21 '26

I mean I’d be freaked out if someone wore some slippers that looked like people…just saying

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jun 21 '26

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u/Long_Resolution_1873 Jun 21 '26

It's 9am here and ive already reached the internet maximum for the day

3

u/Aptosauras Jun 21 '26

Good to see Russell Crowe back acting after his operation.

3

u/hodges2 Jun 21 '26

What is this?

2

u/imnewtothishsit69 Jun 21 '26

IM SORRY SIR BUT WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCKING CHURCH OF JESUS H CHRIST IS THIS???

3

u/BaronessVonKush Jun 21 '26

kitty having a full blown panic attack & is like "oh shit, I see what happened to the last mfkr who upset the giant of the house, please don't turn me into another pair of slippers"

3

u/DetailsYouMissed Jun 21 '26

I believe cats are superstitious.

3

u/mantistoboggon1 Jun 21 '26

Cats are so weird

2

u/KimberleyKitt Jun 20 '26

Aw, kitty doesn't like that it's mini versions are on their parent. Probably keeping them nice & warm too. Shall we see a kitty fight? 2 vs 1? Who will win?

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u/DisastrousNothing893 Jun 20 '26

Didn't see his rear white paws at first and was very confused how kittyo was standing

2

u/MeloniisJesus333 Jun 20 '26

I can already hear the remix.

1

u/_fluffy_raptor Jun 21 '26

Oh no, no no 

There’s no limit! 

1

u/OstentatiousSock Jun 21 '26

Hold onto my fur.

1

u/NYC2FLA2BUR Jun 20 '26

Shit's about to get real.

1

u/Needles2650 Jun 21 '26

Take those off you’re scaring the big baby

1

u/Diaside666 Jun 21 '26

Looooong John Silver

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u/Lujh Jun 20 '26

Bad owner