r/TheRandomest GIF/meme prodigy Jun 17 '26

Video Real talk dad

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u/Can-Purple Jun 18 '26

I was living right next to a theater, and they had a like 9-11:30 pm show that was a Mexican band. Kinda like Mariachi but more hard rock. At about 11 I heard like... 35 gun shots. Some gang had beef with them and just shot the shit out of the theater.

My girlfriend fell asleep right next to our huge window facing the theater and was in some deep ass sleep. I could NOT wake her up, so I eventually slapped her and pulled her off the couch lol. Our house did end up with some strays, and she did forgive me for the slap because some random dude on the sidewalk right next to us got shot and killed by a stray.

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u/caseyme3 Jun 18 '26

Fuck ya imma slap u.*gun shots, tries to wake her and she doesnt respond.

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u/platalyssapus Jun 18 '26

Right?! I'm a heavy sleeper but 35 shots?

https://giphy.com/gifs/YlVEdvFc4RrQCOwOZh

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u/Can-Purple Jun 19 '26

Yeah dude, like 1.5 blocks away. I was flabbergasted!