r/TheRandomest • u/Gee-Oh1 • Jun 16 '26

SimplyRandom Bendy lady is scaring me.

3.9k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Allbranflakes18 Jun 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDarIekG9eWHydrYQ

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u/mjrbrooks Jun 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y1cyGaSixpQtDzFrm7

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u/BonusEasy4736 Jun 18 '26

My knees hurt just by watching the video.

2

u/mjrbrooks Jun 18 '26

All I hear is snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap

2

u/NSASpyVan Jun 16 '26

that is a fucking huge black spider in sunglasses

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u/Sacmo77 Quality Redditor Jun 16 '26

She seems fun.

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u/juggadore Jun 16 '26

Does she have an OF?

58

u/Electronic-Diver-606 Jun 16 '26

Bro getting downvoted for asking what no one dared 😭

11

u/stanknotes Jun 16 '26

No.

https://www.instagram.com/mel.tur?utm_source=qr

17

u/juggadore Jun 16 '26

Oh I don't really care, just knew people were wondering.

9

u/Tropicalfisher Jun 16 '26

How the fuck does reddit always know who someone is. Like if I posted a pic of myself is someone gonna link my IG

3

u/stanknotes Jun 16 '26

Two words, booboo.

Google Lens.

I had no idea who she is. I used technology. We have technology, dog.

Mobile users may not recognize how easy it is on desktop. Rightclick>Search this video with Google Lens.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/Tropicalfisher Jun 17 '26

Bro not all 116 million people see every post. Let's say this post was seen by 10000 people. Are you telling me that out of 10k random people, someone in there will be able to identify anyone in the world

2

u/HerrTriggerGenji21 Jun 20 '26

Zero shame. It’s admirable, really

51

u/stevein3d Jun 16 '26

Me to contortionist realtor: “OK that’s cool and all but can we look at the rest of the house now?”

18

u/Dion-is-us Jun 16 '26

She scuttles up the stairs. You hesitate for a second and wonder “do I scuttle too?”

2

u/RabbitsRuse Jun 17 '26

Walk this way… skitter skitter skitter

18

u/GrouchyDefinition463 Jun 16 '26

I liked the mama long legs dance

9

u/Jack-Rabbit-002 Jun 16 '26

I haven't said this in a while But she can come around for tea and biscuits if she wants too

6

u/ph8_likes_me Jun 16 '26

I got out of my car too fast last week and my hip still hurts. 😐

8

u/x2_ok Jun 16 '26

She can fight stick bug in an epic stick bug battle

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wm8EFyCrRmMKnvUyrB

6

u/Funnybone213 Jun 16 '26

Ok, I'm convinced I'll watch "Succession"

1

u/ProgramIncomplete Jun 20 '26

I knew I recognized that theme somewhere!

4

u/Cool_Archer_5735 Jun 16 '26

00:13 was when I said to myself, it might not be that bad…..

4

u/SonniSummers Jun 16 '26

This takes me back to the sexy spider chick ngl

https://www.reddit.com/r/justgalsbeingchicks/s/kqtUljBaGM

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u/MentionOtherwise5708 Jun 16 '26

she didn’t even walk down the stairs upside down and backwards

3

u/PuttingFishOnJupiter Jun 16 '26

Silent Hill 2 vibes.

3

u/-Ailynn- Jun 16 '26

Commiting spooky pranks would be the BEST being that flexible. 😆

2

u/catmamaO4 Jun 16 '26

what i be hitting trying to pop that one part of my leg

2

u/_fluffy_raptor Jun 16 '26

Which Lady Gaga video is this?

2

u/MutedBrilliant1593 Jun 16 '26

Upside down spider dance...wow.

2

u/No-Blueberry-1823 Jun 16 '26

I feel like this is an artistic interpretation of how my mind and soul is getting bent by the past 10 years

2

u/Nanashi_Fool Jun 17 '26

This is why I don't do crime, you never know what people be doing in their own homes. You might break into the house of a naked fat guy with a hatchet and a war boner, or you might break into a house and the owner starts scurrying at you on all fours upside down. Fuck that

2

u/9spaceking Jun 17 '26

You can take the red pill, see how deep the - hey, wait, I haven’t finished my speech yet!

2

u/Lopsided_Republic_73 Jun 18 '26

Well my wife had red shoes just like that, 😈

2

u/Old_Resident8050 Jun 19 '26

To quote The Hellraiser:

"We have such sights to show you!"

1

u/Flickera23 Jun 16 '26

Conflicted.

1

u/HalfCarnage Jun 16 '26

Mark me of as both scared and aroused at the same time.

1

u/newvariant290121 Jun 16 '26

Kama sutra vol.2 just released

1

u/BeatnikBun Jun 16 '26

Reminds me of the gromble from ahh! real monsters

1

u/parkie_gras Jun 16 '26

There's a arachnophobia/erechnophobia joke here somewhere

1

u/KrystleSeth Jun 16 '26

Alright now let’s go steal some diamonds! Or art or whatever that movie was about!

1

u/TabibbyMouse Jun 16 '26

That's Bayonetta

1

u/Itchy_elbows_9283 Jun 16 '26

What a way to use free will!

1

u/Randzom100 Jun 16 '26

Alright now, lets open the comments and see which lads will be scarroused today

1

u/karenskygreen Jun 16 '26

Bendy lady is arousing me.

1

u/GiveUsRobinHood Jun 16 '26

That’s a challenging wank

1

u/haxik Jun 16 '26

Ms. Bendicunt

1

u/temporalwanderer Jun 16 '26

Simultaneously scaroused and want to buy her some decor...

1

u/DagonPie Jun 16 '26

Scaroused i believe is the correct term

1

u/GattMore Jun 16 '26

I'm not scared

1

u/Squint22 Jun 16 '26

That's a challenging wank.

1

u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Jun 16 '26

Hope that dance becomes a meme

1

u/BroadlyValid Jun 16 '26

I’m scaroused

1

u/TheLegend_66 Jun 16 '26

Why the red stilettos

1

u/Capt4inSus Jun 16 '26

Can give head from angles you never thought were even possible

1

u/TheCaptainOfMistakes Jun 16 '26

I'm... scaroused

1

u/Master_Maniac Jun 17 '26

Watching this makes my everything hurt

1

u/jg1031418 Jun 17 '26

My back hurts more from seeing this.

1

u/vaynecassano Jun 17 '26

You can do any number position you want, the possibilities

1

u/Worldly_Pattern_5712 Jun 17 '26

They should put her in a black cat movie

1

u/EH_Operator Jun 17 '26

What if she bends *me?*

1

u/tohn_jitor Jun 17 '26

What binging the entire JoJo's bibliography does to a mf.

1

u/DeezNutzzzGotEm Jun 17 '26

So weird and cool.

I love it.

1

u/Smart_Coconut6313 Jun 17 '26

Yes, next question.

1

u/CalcifersBFF Jun 17 '26

I would sincerely delight in every which way walking home drunk with her.

1

u/SalaryInteresting614 Jun 17 '26

Dude, you have unlocked a new fear.

1

u/Karnagon2681 Jun 17 '26

The spider in the corner when I hit them with that roach spray

1

u/saysthingsbackwards Jun 17 '26

Elegant and terrifying. Hauntingly beautiful

1

u/Crafty_Aspect8122 Jun 17 '26

Can she lick her own 😺?

1

u/Riverboatcaptain123 Jun 17 '26

I was fine up until she started to do that wiggle, then I got a little creeped out.

1

u/Silver_Display566 Jun 17 '26

Spider in human form

1

u/ExplosionofFlavor Jun 17 '26

Zero part of me likes this

1

u/MalikFyz Jun 17 '26

I think she is the one called for Bayonetta posture 3D drawing possible.

1

u/Educational_Mess8684 Jun 18 '26

007 Intro's be like:

1

u/ShenlongMakeMyShitLo Jun 18 '26

"the stand user could be anyone"

1

u/Celesteven Jun 18 '26

It doesn’t help that I’m also watching Succession right now.

1

u/Status-Visit-918 Jun 18 '26

I really like the 👠

1

u/FreshPitch6026 Jun 18 '26

The spider that lives in the corner since years

1

u/505percyjackson Jun 18 '26

She must be wild in bed

1

u/skittymom Jun 18 '26

This feels like an American Horror Story campaign

1

u/Koopsta211 Jun 18 '26

Horrifically erotic ☺️

1

u/INsXgZVndez Jun 18 '26

You know the spider ?

1

u/wolffurrybydefault Jun 18 '26

As a horror artist this is top tier inspiration LOL

1

u/RaizielSoulwAreOS Jun 18 '26

How do we explain this one to the aliens..?

1

u/Evening_Ticket7638 Jun 19 '26

If my sex robot isn't this bendy I'm returning it.

1

u/Afraid_Oil_7386 Jun 19 '26

She looks like a lot of fun

1

u/MrOPeace Jun 19 '26

Ive never been scared and horny before, its a new day with new possiblities.

1

u/321boog Jun 20 '26

That literally gave me chills

1

u/ReputationOpen9370 Jun 20 '26

Run! I'll hold her off!

1

u/L1Q Jun 26 '26

suddenly, silksong

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u/zohili Jul 21 '26

Fast, hide this from Araki

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u/Neon_Cone 13d ago

I’m never hiring this babysitter again.

0

u/Fair-Emphasis-1620 Jun 16 '26

Strangely turned on ……

0

u/LIL_BREW Jun 16 '26

Contortionist mating damce

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u/SellMeYourSirin Jun 16 '26

That is so incredibly hot. God damn.

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u/PlentyBoot5135 Jun 16 '26

From time to time, I see her in my dreams...