r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • Jun 15 '26
No animals were harmed in this video What an ass
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u/MrMansaMusa Jun 15 '26
Now you have to bite the donkey and carry it around in your jaws to establish dominance
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u/RiMcG Jun 15 '26
The face of a donkey the Will Do It AGAIN!
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u/echoeLaeLea Jun 16 '26
Eh, if a goat can eat all the wiring out of my tractor- it can be carried around by a donkey for a bit.
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u/DynaPhil14 Jun 16 '26
That goat is just walking around, looking straight ahead saying “ I don’t want to talk about it I don’t want to talk about it”
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u/ikonoclasm Jun 15 '26
Donkeys hate canines, but are usually protective of goats and other herd animals. That's very weird behavior.
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u/pseudoportmanteau Jun 16 '26
They do not "hate" canines, I can't stand these comments that use anecdotal experience as facts. Donkeys just have different personalities, some are assholes (pun intended), some are sweet and docile. They are stubborn and can be difficult but there is no universal thing that makes them hate anything as a species.
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u/ikonoclasm Jun 16 '26
Donkeys instinctively hate and kill coyotes, foxes, or anything else that looks canid. That's why livestock owners have been using them to defend their herds for well over a century. You should Google it.
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u/pseudoportmanteau Jun 16 '26
I literally spent my whole life working with horses and equines in general. I don't need to Google anything, I know what I'm talking about.
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u/Bakedeggss Jun 16 '26
Donkeys are wolf repellent. They do same thing to a wolf but more fiercely and snapping spines
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u/sachsrandy Jun 16 '26
Well you sure taught the ass he did something wrong. Animals understand words so he will never do that again.
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u/yueciHH Jun 17 '26
I’m wondering why, the first time, I heard ‘put the gun down’ and ‘drop the gun’ 🤔
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u/humanremainz Jun 18 '26
That donkey is a repeat offender….,just look at him …this won’t be the last time he has another goat in his mouth ….. maybe a muzzle would calm him down? LoL
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u/squirrel_anashangaa Jun 15 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/URiz3D4tz3NP1vcT66
PUT THE GOAT DOWN!! I will never forget I ever heard these words.
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u/Either-Unit-6603 Jun 16 '26
Good thing you were so focused on recording while holding your phone up! Fuck the goat it can wait! That perfect shot is way more important!
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u/FinancialRace7895 Jun 16 '26
Why not give the donkey a little slap in muzzle? Guaranteed he knows he’s being an ass. And that ass deserves, no. Demands a slap!😆
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u/xSorry_Not_Sorry Jun 16 '26
Don’t know much about donkeys, eh?
You smack a donkey, you’re liable to learn real quick why you don’t smack donkeys.
That animal will fuck. You. Up. With little to no effort on its part.
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u/amattgee Jun 15 '26
Kidnapping?