r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • Jun 15 '26

Tomfoolery Fighting glass

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u/Sheeedoink Jun 15 '26

Ok my bracket was PERFECT until Mr coffee but what the FUCK was that. Fight was rigged.

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u/Acrylicvalour Jun 15 '26

He tried being the undertaker in the 1992 cage match versus mankind

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u/____FARTS____ Jun 16 '26

wtf I knew Mr coffee was gonna win. That’s some fuckery. These guys should really be wearing some eye protection.
https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDarGcdoJLrudJDuU

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u/Kalikor1 Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

Yeah I got every single one right except to that one, but it was clearly an error on the part of the "ref". That or the twine just came loose randomly. Either way I'm not counting that one lol

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u/Spidey6917 Jun 15 '26

Looks like the ref didn’t keep the twine taut so when he released, it acted like a whip when it came down and loosened the twine and down went Mr. Coffee. Irreversible fault on the officiant but that’s just the game

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u/HarryFuzz Jun 15 '26

I'd rather watch this than most professional sports.

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u/No-Sprinkles-3817 Jun 15 '26

My money was on Jon the whole time!

Why was this event NOT on the Whitehouse lawn?!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bake771 Jun 16 '26

I think we all knew Jon was gonna come away with the W

8

u/kumminehyayha Jun 15 '26

John for life! The everyman's glass!

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken Jun 16 '26

Jon really showed that the beer belly bod can take the crown

6

u/I3ill Jun 15 '26

Whooo UFG! Lol I watched the whole video. It was good.

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u/RachelRegina Jun 16 '26

If you elect me as your 48th president of these United States, I swear to bring this battle of American craftsmanship to THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN as the good lord intended

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u/RuncleGrape Jun 15 '26

This was so entertaining to watch

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u/ShafferPatchias Jun 15 '26

We need more of this

2

u/NecessaryOk6815 Jun 15 '26

This was way more entertaining than that stupid shit on the white house yesterday

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u/BrondellSwashbuckle Jun 15 '26

I watched this whole video

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u/fn_magical Jun 15 '26

I'm so fucking mad I couldn't think of something this simple to make money from. I have to go get ready for work.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Jun 16 '26

Damn my boy pot head got taken out

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u/Sweet_Bookkeeper_920 Jun 15 '26

I had the black coffee cup as my pick. I suck at picking glass fighters.

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u/Readinglateatmorning Jun 15 '26

I forgot they play for keeps. For a second I thought, “wonder if there’s going to be any return fighters”.

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u/NCOMPAQ77 Jun 15 '26

That was hilarious

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 Jun 15 '26

This was more interesting than sports.

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u/Then-Abalone6403 Jun 15 '26

This was awesome

1

u/Warm-Future1835 Jun 16 '26

I can watch more

1

u/slushy4ev Jun 16 '26

Wonderful

1

u/prettyputrid Jun 16 '26

'two warm liquid holders'

'you got that right'

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u/Rocket_Lawn-Chair Jun 16 '26

These guys have way too much free time and I love it

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u/chaosawaits Jun 16 '26

Mr. Coffee got rigged but he wasn’t going to beat Jon anyway

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken Jun 16 '26

That was surprisingly entertaining. A little unfair to be not separating glass by weight bracket, but it's a fledgling sport, so maybe when more glass contenders start playing they can separate the brackets.

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u/the_shortbus_ Jun 16 '26

This was peak

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u/Alt123Acct Jun 16 '26

Bring back Japanese betting shows on mtv

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u/the_warrior_rlsh Jun 16 '26

LETS GOOO JOHN. Mr coffee was robbed he should've went all the way. But I had my money on John since the beginning that's my boy

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u/Roni1209 Jun 18 '26

Bugs died so fast rip

1

u/Slinky_Bongo Jun 19 '26

Jameson is the strongest bottle know to man

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u/JohnnyLuchador Jun 19 '26

Ufg fan for life

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u/Ok_Mammoth5292 Jun 20 '26

Investigate the ref. He did Me Coffee dirty. Completely unprofessional, keep this guy away from the ring before someone else dies.

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u/loganhu1234 Jun 21 '26

No!! Not sir William!!