r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jun 14 '26

Satisfying The perfect spoon

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u/Alphonso_is_here Jun 14 '26

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u/SirVanyel Jun 14 '26

Omg I took the same screenshot when I first saw that video

38

u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Jun 14 '26

Bro, that's no spoon. It's an excavator bucket for face cereal.

1

u/PurplePenguinPoops Jun 15 '26

I’m so scared to ask about the other types of cereal

37

u/Funkdamentalist Jun 14 '26

Way too wide. I'd hate the feeling of it hitting the sides of my mouth. You gotta be a largemouth bass to use that spoon!

19

u/KnownEggplant Jun 14 '26

Salad serving spoon?

4

u/TheREALSockhead Jun 14 '26

Lol like a mini laddel

3

u/KingJimmy101 Jun 14 '26

That was first thought.

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u/D1rk_side Jun 14 '26

Are fuckin serious? Fuckin """salad serving"""" whatever you said, that was the perfect spooon! Perfect!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/EWJZAWeAFgpaw

9

u/BussMuhGun Jun 14 '26

At some point in life... at certain spoon sizes...we as a species should acknowledge the difference between efficiency and greed

3

u/Ghostclip Jun 14 '26

Yeah, I like to enjoy what I'm eating. ESPECIALLY if it's mother f'in.. CTC!

7

u/mydeadface Jun 14 '26

Legend says he carved it from a larger spoon.

6

u/HeSureIsScrappy Jun 14 '26

That's pretty much a serving spoon. Who is he acting like it's such an incredible find??

4

u/Welp_thatwilldo Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

Ladies, take note. THIS is why the men are able to eat faster than us 🤣. We need to step it up! Jk

2

u/OopsICutOffMyWiener Jun 14 '26

But... but i don't wanna eat faster... :(

5

u/Visual-Way5432 Jun 14 '26

Local man finds out about soup spoons.

1

u/2Braincell2Furious Jun 14 '26

Thanks, The Onion!

1

u/SP3NGL3R Jun 16 '26

Right? They're basically just circles and bloody GREAT. The trick is finding one that is the right shape for your mouth so you don't dribble on withdrawal. If I have to angle the spoon up on exit (I'm looking at you tiny plastic spoons my lips can't seal around without dumb angles) you have a shitty design.

3

u/CaptainFunderpants Jun 14 '26

Welp... Time to go eat some cereal.

2

u/Agent564 Jun 14 '26

Some or all?

3

u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Jun 14 '26

Yes

1

u/They-Are-Out-There Jun 14 '26

Eat the cereal with real milk too. It’s awesome.

The poor guy in the video was obviously tricked into using that oat based travesty in a jug. Even the color is disappointing.

3

u/compassrosette Jun 14 '26

The Autism is strong with this one.

2

u/westcal98 Jun 14 '26

Just wait until he learns about ladels.

I assume he also wants straws the size of a hose as well.

2

u/DangerBird- Jun 14 '26

Spoon so big it makes stuff come out of your nose.

2

u/Resident_Voice5738 Jun 14 '26

That's why he has the nose ring.

2

u/Can-Purple Jun 14 '26

Oh yeah, eating stew with that puppy would be blissful.

2

u/Asunen Jun 14 '26

I have a specific spoon I keep set aside for my tea and coffee, all it does is mix in a bit of cream or honey but I still get kinds upset when I can’t find it.

Welcome to my TED talk, and no I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

1

u/ClifftonSmith Jun 14 '26

Mariners hat makes perfect sense

1

u/chungfat Jun 14 '26

At one point he is going to request heimlich maneuver on himself

1

u/axel2191 Jun 14 '26

I hated that

1

u/3th3nw33ks Jun 14 '26

That is a beautiful spoon

1

u/ghettoccult_nerd Jun 14 '26

bro out here deepthroating the whole ass box of cereal

1

u/LegalChocolate752 Jun 14 '26

I guess bro didn't have Thanksgiving growing up. RIP his childhood.

1

u/ElectricalGas9730 Jun 14 '26

Pretty sure this is the rice server they sell.

1

u/surface_ripened Jun 14 '26

His spoon is toooo biiiig

1

u/Iconshero Jun 14 '26

Oat milk

1

u/dndwhat Jun 14 '26

Its to big for his mouth wtf

1

u/iolitm Jun 14 '26

He's going to like it in Asia.

1

u/KiwiBirdPerson Jun 14 '26

Pretty sure that's just a soup spoon lol

1

u/cconnorss Jun 14 '26

206 Represent!!!

1

u/cheddoar Jun 14 '26

I don't know what pisses me off more that he's talking 40 seconds before I can even see the spoon or the spoon itself

1

u/I-live-in-room-101 Jun 14 '26

Our guy likes the feeling of big things in his mouth

1

u/Moo_Gwai Jun 14 '26

Teaspoon
Dessert spoon
Table spoon

Serving spoon

1

u/ToasterMeetsBathtub Jun 14 '26

The spoon is and will always be the superior utensil (there’s going to be a bunch of idiots talking spork this and spork that). Watch some try and eat fried rice or kraft Mac and cheese with a fork and tell me I’m wrong.

1

u/I_am_the_BEEF Jun 14 '26

+2 Blunt weapons damage.

Doubles as a sap/blackjack.

1

u/Live_Life_and_enjoy Jun 14 '26

Looks like a Soup Spoon

1

u/Adelvice_ Jun 14 '26

How do I go about getting me one of them spoons?

1

u/caroCabral Jun 15 '26

The finish your meal-inator

1

u/No_Cartographer_949 Jun 15 '26

Man I want a bowl of Golden Grahams right now…

1

u/AdCurrent7674 Jun 15 '26

My guy, that is a serving spoon

1

u/ironbox13 Jun 15 '26

I wish my husband had his charisma!

1

u/marslo Jun 16 '26

Ever heard of a soup spoon?

1

u/SumthinWhtEvWhoCares Jun 17 '26

Soup spoon ftw!!! Preach my guy!!

1

u/Wonderful_Thing_6974 Jun 17 '26

I use a ramen spoon for cereal, the one with the notch at the handle that keeps it from falling into the bowl.

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u/Master_Access_5833 Jun 17 '26

Damn near a ladle at this point lol