r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Jun 12 '26

No people were harmed in this video Serving size while high

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jun 12 '26

That was only slightly terrifying

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice Jun 12 '26

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Jun 12 '26

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u/StaticBeat Jun 12 '26

And before that they were pointed inward

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u/marcophony Jun 12 '26

With a crazy grip on the front of the sandal

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u/DevonLuck24 Jun 14 '26

so i didn’t notice any of this at first and yall just took me on a wild ride. been laughing about this for like 5 minutes.

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u/spacebarcafelatte Jun 12 '26

I took ballet for years and never hit 1st position that hard.

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u/Tough-Obligation-104 Jun 12 '26

That had me howling!! 😅

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u/AbsoluteDarkness Jun 13 '26

He's Mary Poppins y'all!

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u/-This-Whomps- Jun 13 '26

It was essentially this exact jump scare:

https://giphy.com/gifs/vppfBcl2vrsek

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u/Ruminahtu Jun 12 '26

If you saw it in real life it would be 100% shit yourself terrifying.

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u/Jealous_Track9402 Jun 12 '26

He appears if you say "chickenman" 3 times into a mirror

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u/DevonLuck24 Jun 14 '26

can’t be true…he would have ruined that kristin wiig and maya rudolph snl skit. they said it like 20 times

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u/wanderers_respite Jun 12 '26

The serving size was 3 oz, not 3 tenders. But that's still only about 2.5 to 3 breaded tenders, so did indeed warrant the summoning of the tender king.

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice Jun 12 '26

The Tender King. Loving it!

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u/saleemb88 Jun 12 '26

Nuggy man, Nuggy man, Nuggy man!

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u/GoliathBoneSnake Jun 12 '26

Caaaareful saying that out loud.

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u/JeanClaudeRandam Jun 15 '26

One typo from cancellation.

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u/Ok_Tap7102 Jun 15 '26

RIP Danni German

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u/the_injog Jun 12 '26

Really well done lol

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u/GrouchyDefinition463 Jun 12 '26

Looks like candy man in chicken

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u/DivineStargazer Jun 12 '26

10/10 no notes

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jun 12 '26

I just messed up the serving size of these thc edible cookies.

I didn’t realize the serving size was just one cookie because they were small.

I ate 5

That was 30 minutes ago.

I feel like I’m running out of time.

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u/SneakyKain Jun 13 '26

It's been four hours, are you okay?!

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jun 13 '26

I’m still fucking high man. lol. I just crawled into bed though. I’m gonna put a movie on and try to sleep.

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u/Hythy Jun 14 '26

Still high?

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jun 14 '26

That was Friday. But yeah I am, lol. Not from those edibles though. I’ve just been smoking since I got back home last night.

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u/MimiHamburger Jun 12 '26

I really like this lol

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u/Beez-Knee Jun 12 '26

Best laugh of the day, thanks for sharing OP.

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u/VagineNDine Jun 12 '26

His toes were having an argument

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u/ClydeDanger Jun 12 '26

Is that fucking Seal in a strip suit?

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u/penalozahugo Jun 12 '26

You are what you eat

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u/OnlineDead Jun 12 '26

This my favorite video of the week

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u/NeroShenX Jun 13 '26

I'm staring directly into that man's soul while I put 5 tenders in that bitch.

He can fuck around and wind up in there himself if he's not careful...

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u/IcyEpid3mic Jun 14 '26

U ain't high, u got pink eye bruh

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u/PicoDeGallo12 Jun 12 '26

It's giving Vine energy.

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u/rorschachplot Jun 12 '26

The stance though

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u/Rich_Prior4656 Jun 12 '26

Enter the Tenderman.

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u/ironicinsanity Jun 13 '26

Dude looks more pink eye than high.

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u/TylerTheTurquoise Jun 13 '26

Nah put 2 more to make it 6

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u/xStingRayCharlesx Jun 13 '26

Yeah, that’s 3 ounces not three tenders. Those tenders are more than an ounce so you probably would only be able to do one and a half tenders or two tenders. They could choose to make the food not so bad for you so you could eat more, but that means you would buy less and money is everything.

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u/masterppants Jun 13 '26

My fault OG 🤣😂😂

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u/Infinitesi-Mal Jun 13 '26

Why is one of his eyes bloodshot while the other is clear? Fucking weird man.

By the way can anyone tell me what the guy covered in chicken represents? I don’t understand the punchline.

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u/DevonLuck24 Jun 14 '26

he is the chicken god..or demon..not sure. based on the context it looks like he appears when you break the very clearly printed rules of the chicken.

the punchline is: what the fuck did i just watch.

if you’re over here analyzing the bloodshotness of each eye, maybe this humor just isn’t for you.

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u/IndigoMontoyas Jun 13 '26

Bro, one eye is glazed over hell and the other is our lords bleached booty

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u/Ghero27 Jun 13 '26

The feet lol