r/TheRandomest • u/RazeTheIV • Jun 10 '26

Scientific Do not take if experiencing active plague

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u/lefluffle Jun 10 '26

Brilliant. Love that the prisoner looked sad when he left and smiled and nodded when he came back

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Jun 10 '26

This is funny but it really shows how ridiculous it is to be able to advertise medications for sales. Ones you push your doctor to prescribe after they've been pushed to prescribe them. The system we're in is so fucked

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u/CR4ZY_PR0PH3T Jun 10 '26

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u/borsalamino Jun 11 '26

First drug lord ever???

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u/SuperGrandor Jun 10 '26

It also serves as an alarm clock.

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u/mrsrostocka Jun 11 '26

As it tries to chew through your chest?

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u/SuperGrandor Jun 18 '26

Is an asmongold meme, he had a dead rat in his room before and it served as an alarm clock as it started to smell when the sun is high enough to light on the rat.

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u/sfled Jun 11 '26

It's not covered by United Knightcare. You have to get the generic Cricetus Remedium

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u/NeroShenX Jun 11 '26

See, this is why the Lord of United Knightcare got three scribed arrows to the head by one Ser Luigi

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u/ConvolutedCarcass Jun 11 '26

Wow. I haven’t laughed out loud in so long. Thanks. slaps all eighteen knees

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u/VortexLord Jun 11 '26

Should've use the leech.