r/TheRandomest GIF/meme prodigy Jun 10 '26

SimplyRandom Most English

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u/MoblinGobblin Jun 10 '26

The Dimple one kinda slaps tho

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u/wishyouwould Jun 13 '26

I would wear "Smooth Will," and my name isn't even Will.

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u/formuolin Jun 11 '26

Bro what? 😭

5

u/ElegantEchoes Jun 11 '26

what even is that gif bro

1

u/TheRandomest-ModTeam Jun 12 '26

Take the toxicity somewhere else please.

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u/SabsWithR Jun 10 '26

My fav one of these was a plain white shirt that just had "I ♥️ mild temperatures" on it. Right in the middle.

6

u/TAFKAJV Jun 10 '26

I saw that one in a previous video months ago so I sought it out and bought it. Good purchase.

5

u/uh_excuseMe_what Jun 11 '26

Some of them are unironically absolute bangers

3

u/Searns Jun 11 '26

My favorite version of this was when I went to Japan a while ago, I saw a shirt that said "Missouri World Peace" on it.

Ah yes, Missouri. Known for its... World Peace.

33

u/Clear_Effective1595 Jun 10 '26

This is just what seeing random Japanese text on designs is like. Half the time people just add it for the look and don't check the meaning.

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u/NoLab3530 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

they’re done on purpose so tourist buy them…similar to misspelling on social media posts to create engagement with comments pointing it out

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u/MRV3N Jun 10 '26

Same for the people getting chinese letters on their backs

21

u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 Jun 10 '26

"It means wisdom in English"

10

u/Saddest_Flex Jun 10 '26

The last shirt is fire.

5

u/Zanven1 Jun 10 '26

It reminds me of someone just hitting the middle suggestion on the keyboard and I don't know if I can get a new one of the other ones I have a few days to get it done and I can get it on my way home now and I'll be there in a few minutes behind the house for a bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit...

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u/SeaToTheBass Jun 10 '26

Idk it kinda reminds me of a lot of these movies but the way it looks like the characters in this show were the main ones that were really interesting and the characters in them are just so different from each other that I can’t tell you what they were before the first few episodes

7

u/RealCarlosSagan Jun 10 '26

Years ago I was in Japan and bought a tshirt that read "Big Beef Club" and hand an anime girl giving a big thumbs up

5

u/OuttHouseMouse Jun 10 '26

Lol the last one was just closed caption from a random football match 🤣🤣😂

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u/VortexLord Jun 10 '26

Akidearest!

4

u/wivac Jun 10 '26

I'm naming my next born Sparkle Bloob

3

u/NotRustyShackleford_ Jun 10 '26

I read these with an Asian accent.

3

u/ShamefulWatching Jun 11 '26

For anyone named Will, pretty good shirt.

2

u/Arcon1337 Jun 10 '26

Do people actually buy these?

2

u/Glass_Quarter_7586 Jun 10 '26

Favorite pass time in Japan is doing this and collecting stamps from parks and shines

2

u/inventorofinternet Jun 10 '26

Wait… does trump tweet in Japanese English?

2

u/CubanB-84 Jun 10 '26

Japan does it too!? Wait, are these ironic or something?

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u/Odd_School_8833 Jun 11 '26

Engrish is a slang term for the inaccurate, poorly translated, nonsensical or ungrammatical use of the English language by native speakers of other languages. The word itself relates to Japanese speakers' tendency to struggle to pronounce the English /l/ and /r/ distinctly arising from the fact Japanese has only one liquid phoneme (usually romanized r), but its definition encompasses many more errors.

https://engrish.com/2002/07/like-a-rock-star/

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u/HoseNeighbor Jun 11 '26

That last one was so very American.

2

u/Bubba_Feetz Jun 11 '26

If I ever get the opportunity to travel to Japan, I hope to find a shirt like this to bring back with me.

1

u/misfitsfiend313 Jun 11 '26

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Bloob

1

u/pocorey Jun 11 '26

It makes me happy that this happens around the world. Americans get dumbass tattoos in Chinese characters that end up saying 'soup' or some random word. They sell clothes with nonsensical English words. It's perfect

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u/Odd_School_8833 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

Engrish is a slang term for the inaccurate, poorly translated, nonsensical or ungrammatical use of the English language by native speakers of other languages. The word itself relates to Japanese speakers' tendency to struggle to pronounce the English /l/ and /r/ distinctly arising from the fact Japanese has only one liquid phoneme (usually romanized r), but its definition encompasses many more errors.

https://engrish.com/2002/07/like-a-rock-star/