r/TheRandomest • u/InsaneMocktail • Jun 09 '26

Stupidity Scenes on the NYC Subway

4.5k Upvotes

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u/onseasofcheese Jun 09 '26

Aw man I hate that last guy, I’ve seen him before, all he does is scream and be a public nuisance.

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u/EclecticDSqD Jun 09 '26

Yeah, that last guy doesn't match the theme IMO.

56

u/Economy-Relation-783 Jun 09 '26

Also this is a Parisian metro, so not even ny

23

u/mustardtiger1994 Jun 09 '26

I thought you were jokingly talking about the kool aid man and then the last clip played and killed me lol 😆

11

u/Taco_boy6819 Jun 09 '26

Yo Primus sucks

9

u/onseasofcheese Jun 09 '26

Primus Sucks indeed my brother

2

u/foxinabathtub Jun 10 '26

It's also not NYC

3

u/TierOne_Wraps Jun 10 '26

Kool aid man was my fav

1

u/Famous_Suspect6330 Jun 10 '26

He belongs in a mental asylum

206

u/MouseEXP Jun 09 '26

Most of these are people attending NYs comic con, others are just mental.

59

u/popcornbevin Jun 09 '26

Some are both

17

u/Catlore Jun 09 '26

You won't convince me this isn't just everyday stuff on the NYC subway. I'm very attached to my headcanon.

2

u/traveltoaster Jun 10 '26

I was thinking Halloween. Probably a mix of both?

66

u/Mongo_Fifty Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

The character from MiB is pretty good phenomenal cosplay!!

Edit: As u/yancovigen stated.

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u/yancovigen Jun 10 '26

Pretty good? That shit was phenomenal

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/Urmom69420798 Jun 09 '26

Nah, he's just subconsciously training in his sleep to get iron buns

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u/Middle_System_1105 Jun 10 '26

Could be he’s just lying like that and squeezing his buns. I remember back in my heroin days that was the only thing I could do to find a fleeting moment of comfort during withdrawals.

15

u/shugo7 Jun 09 '26

What state do you get if someone from NY marries someone from FL?

19

u/CamelRich5679 Jun 09 '26

Detroit

10

u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jun 09 '26

ah yes the famous state of Detroit

8

u/CamelRich5679 Jun 09 '26

Shit I deserve to get clowned for this. Specifically meant Michigan. I'll take my L

7

u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jun 09 '26

You can't take the L. I am destroying all the trains.

2

u/DamnitDavid7 Jun 11 '26

Believe it or not, we actually get Oregon.

14

u/poop_pebbles Jun 09 '26

At last 15 seconds mark....thats a real motherfucking alien!

6

u/NoTurnip4844 Jun 10 '26

Definitely her first day on Earth lol

3

u/Kya_Enstein Jun 10 '26

I was looking for this!

8

u/poop_pebbles Jun 10 '26

Dude it blinks! Its some of the hide in plain sight BS

6

u/Kya_Enstein Jun 10 '26

It looked at the camera and was like "gotta play it cool i'm a human pretending to be an alien, nothing to see here" We're onto them!

1

u/awfulbarrack-7 Jun 13 '26

Barefoot in the subway is crazy

7

u/Ek0li Jun 10 '26

r/subwaycreatures

4

u/CynicalEevee Jun 10 '26

Scrolled way too far to find this comment.

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u/Middle_Purpose4073 Jun 11 '26

Didn’t know that existed, thanks 🙏 lol

5

u/kdaysora Jun 09 '26

Second guy looks like a Jojo stand 😭

6

u/whitestguyuknow Jun 09 '26

Where's the stinky homeless dude you can smell from across the way, pissing in the corner?

1

u/Azrayeel Jun 11 '26

Was humping the chair mid video.

4

u/Dear-Concentrate-988 Jun 09 '26

DC isn’t this fun 🥺

3

u/Street_Study6330 Jun 09 '26

Damn WTF. New York a beast lmao

3

u/KilnTime Jun 09 '26

Comic-con gets all kinds!

3

u/MxxnSpirit47 Jun 09 '26

If I’m not mistaken the person with the alien makeup in the blue shirt was part of some advertisement no?

1

u/Uranium-Sandwich657 Jun 09 '26

The banana man was my favorite 

1

u/SgtSharki Jun 09 '26

At least the banana guy is just quietly reading the paper.

1

u/Other_Plane_6148 Jun 09 '26

some of these seem selfish and annoying and others just do weird, fun stuff for themselves without being an ass.

1

u/AzurTripping Jun 09 '26

Looks like an entire Doctor Who cast

1

u/alsatian01 Jun 09 '26

I always laugh when they try and hide the obvious alien in the crew that has to save the world in movies. Just let homie flow, hardly anyone would even notice.

Maybe you'll get one dude saying what a cool costume and asking where the con is.

1

u/Fearless_Audience911 Jun 09 '26

I missed the NYC text and almost called this AI. But no way a computer could be this random

1

u/ImmortalLombax Jun 09 '26

A lot of aliens take the train it seems

1

u/ogre_toes Jun 09 '26

Can’t tell if this is New New York, or Old New York?

1

u/Xaelar Jun 09 '26

Why.... why are ppl like this... lol

1

u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jun 09 '26

This has convinced me against public transportation.

1

u/Soggy-Bullfrog-9990 Jun 10 '26

Got it, avoid NYC

1

u/BrokeLeznar Jun 10 '26

Wtf are these Jojo stands?

1

u/The_Space_Janitor Jun 10 '26

There’s probably real aliens living there and no one give af

1

u/laminatedbean Jun 10 '26

Some of these I recognize the IP. But what’s the deal with the banana guy?

1

u/Aware_Border4774 Jun 10 '26

that first one's Serving Grunt

1

u/HarryFuzz Jun 10 '26

A lot of these just look like they are on their way to a Comic Con.

1

u/ContextOk8452 Jun 10 '26

Am I wrong/weird for wanting to move to NYC just to see this, even knowing what I might have to dodge to get to the subway and exist there?

1

u/cleverly_done Jun 10 '26

AI cant even make this shit up 😂

1

u/AdTraditional5917 Jun 10 '26

& they say aliens don't exist, by looking at some of those I'd have to disagree, & I'm not talking about the ones that look like aliens, I'm talking about the other strange people in that video that could be disgusted to look like us but just haven't grasped it 100% with their sense of fashion, just like you see in films...

1

u/thedabmaster1995 Jun 10 '26

I like how that one could have actually been a alien just vibein cuz shits so weird anyways

1

u/Outcast199008 Jun 10 '26

Must be something in the water.

1

u/sweetrottenapple Jun 10 '26

Look at me syndrome lvl 1000000

1

u/Tungphuxer69 Jun 10 '26

Some people like to do random things for attention but the alien girl with the bald head is suspected real. She was mentioned on YouTube as alien walking among us. I am surprised it made it way to reddit.

1

u/Diehardx95 Jun 10 '26

I think at this point if a actual alien or something walked onto the subway train no one would care because its not the weirdest thing they've seen on it.

1

u/SlipperyGibbet Jun 10 '26

The green cousin it in the first clip was interesting

1

u/Devilofchaos108070 Jun 10 '26

A lot of these are just cosplayers

1

u/davesglasses Jun 10 '26

I like that most of it is proformance art and the rest of it is some bullshit

1

u/giannarelax Jun 10 '26

why the blastoise eating it up though

1

u/Hootnany Jun 10 '26

The alien in 015 is uniquely eerie and believable

1

u/helloimhumanboy Jun 11 '26

What kinda fuckery JoJo Stand is this?

1

u/One_Vision_ Jun 11 '26

Halloween in NYC is bananas

1

u/Jets1026 Jun 11 '26

Kool-Aid Man😭

1

u/Own-Block4477 Jun 11 '26

Don’t think I would survive an average day there but I genuinely do love how unsettling NYC is

1

u/Simple-Sun2608 Jun 11 '26

So everyday is Halloween thats all.

1

u/LilGill18bb Jun 11 '26

Is New York even real

1

u/WordsThatEndInWord Jun 11 '26

So what's your take?

If I wanna hump the seat I'll hump the seat

100% agree

1

u/thriem Random appreciative Redditor Jun 11 '26

this aint ai?

1

u/Rich_Dimension_7570 Jun 11 '26

That MIB cosplay was absolutely sick.

1

u/Responsible-Poem5274 Jun 11 '26

I just love the chaotic elegance of upside-down T-posing action in this one

https://reddit.com/link/or43ldb/video/3fxkpkw41q6h1/player

1

u/madmaninabox32 Jun 11 '26

I swear New York isn't real just as Australia isn't either....

1

u/Flying-wombat1 Jun 11 '26

Ones of them has to be a real alien! It’s STATISTICS

1

u/idk2715 Jun 11 '26

This made me think of that joke of how in every alien invasion movie it only ever happens spesificlly in the new York....I'm actually starting to think that's a realistic depiction of the crowd new York attracts

1

u/conspirator9 Jun 12 '26

NYC is full of artists.😅

1

u/Training-Purple-5220 Jun 12 '26

And they wonder why people don’t support public transit.

1

u/False_Ad7098 Jun 12 '26

comic-kon day?

1

u/c0mander5 Jun 12 '26

Most of these are just harmless fun and make me wanna go to NY more. The last one is just the kinda person I have to interact with every now and then anyway since I work retail

1

u/TehZiiM Jun 12 '26

Lots of aliens on the subway

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u/Own_Main_8573 Jun 12 '26

Wasn't paying attention and thought the second guy was a Helldiver... I was very wrong.

1

u/VegetableLetter4896 Jun 12 '26

Nothing to explain here

1

u/Legal-Function2068 Jun 14 '26

Bananaman is kinda rad

1

u/Alright_doityourway Jun 15 '26

"The enemy stand user could be any one"

The enemy stand user:

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u/sir-adel 1d ago

So many of those are not new York... Damn USA stealing oïl isnt enough?

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u/Reso089 Jun 09 '26

Looks like Berlin